You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When...
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TantaLiza said:YKYSFW...
Thoughts of play doctor really turn you on... even if it's online!!
~adjusting my stethoscope~
YKYSFW the phrase "open wide" brings far more to mind than checking a throat.
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YKYSFW:
the pest control man offers to "spray the crack behind the drawers" and you feel a pestering itch in your jeans...
(he just meant he would spray pesticide into the space between the furniture chest and the wall)
the pest control man offers to "spray the crack behind the drawers" and you feel a pestering itch in your jeans...
(he just meant he would spray pesticide into the space between the furniture chest and the wall)
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YKYSFW you claim dibs on "weapon"
wicked woman said:YKYSFW you answer sir's request hoping for a return favour that will make you less SF (you know reading his story won't do that!)
Main Entry: 1perk
Pronunciation: 'p&rk
Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English
Date: 14th century
intransitive senses
1 a : to thrust up the head, stretch out the neck, or carry the body in a bold or insolent manner b : to stick up or out jauntily
2 : to gain in vigor or cheerfulness especially after a period of weakness or depression -- usually used with up <he's perked up noticeably>
transitive senses
1 : to make smart or spruce in appearance : FRESHEN, IMPROVE
2 : to thrust up quickly or impudently
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Entry Word: ||perk
Function: noun,
Text: usually perks plural
Synonyms GRATUITY, cumshaw, lagniappe, largess, ||palm grease, ||palm oil, perquisite, pourboire, tip
YKYSFW you almost get off just reading "to thrust up the head"
Main Entry: 1point
Pronunciation: 'point
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, partly from Old French, puncture, small spot, point in time or space, from Latin punctum, from neuter of punctus, pp. of pungere to prick; partly from Old French pointe sharp end, from (assumed) Vulgar Latin puncta, from Latin, feminine of punctus, past participle -- more at PUNGENT
Date: 13th century
1 a (1) : an individual detail : ITEM (2) : a distinguishing detail <tact is one of her strong points> b : the most important essential in a discussion or matter <missed the whole point of the joke> c : COGENCY
2 obsolete : physical condition
3 : an end or object to be achieved : PURPOSE <did not see what point there was in continuing the discussion>
4 a (1) : a geometric element of which it is postulated that at least two exist and that two suffice to determine a line (2) : a geometric element determined by an ordered set of coordinates b (1) : a narrowly localized place having a precisely indicated position <walked to a point 50 yards north of the building> (2) : a particular place : LOCALITY <have come from distant points> c (1) : an exact moment <at this point I was interrupted> (2) : a time interval immediately before something indicated : VERGE <at the point of death> d (1) : a particular step, stage, or degree in development <had reached the point where nothing seemed to matter anymore> (2) : a definite position in a scale
5 a : the terminal usually sharp or narrowly rounded part of something : TIP b : a weapon or tool having such a part and used for stabbing or piercing: as (1) : ARROWHEAD (2) : SPEARHEAD c (1) : the contact or discharge extremity of an electric device (as a spark plug or distributor) (2) chiefly British : an electric outlet
6 a : a projecting usually tapering piece of land or a sharp prominence b (1) : the tip of a projecting body part (2) : TINE 2 (3) plural : the extremities or markings of the extremities of an animal especially when of a color differing from the rest of the body c (1) : a railroad switch (2) : the tip of the angle between two rails in a railroad frog d : the head of the bow of a stringed instrument
7 : a short musical phrase; especially : a phrase in contrapuntal music
8 a : a very small mark b (1) : PUNCTUATION MARK; especially : PERIOD (2) : DECIMAL POINT
9 : a lace for tying parts of a garment together used especially in the 16th and 17th centuries
10 : one of usually 11 divisions of a heraldic shield that determines the position of a charge
11 a : one of the 32 equidistant spots of a compass card b : the difference of 11 1/4 degrees between two such successive points
12 : a small detachment ahead of an advance guard or behind a rear guard
13 a : NEEDLEPOINT 1 b : lace made with a bobbin
14 : one of 12 spaces marked off on each side of a backgammon board
15 : a unit of measurement: as a (1) : a unit of counting in the scoring of a game or contest (2) : a unit used in evaluating the strength of a bridge hand b : a unit of academic credit c (1) : a unit used in quoting prices (as of stocks, bonds, and commodities) (2) plural : a percentage of the face value of a loan often added as a placement fee or service charge (3) : a percentage of the profits of a business venture (as a motion-picture production) d : a unit of about 1/72 inch used especially to measure the size of type
16 : the action of pointing : as a : the rigidly intent attitude of a hunting dog marking game for a gunner b : the action in dancing of extending one leg and arching the foot so that only the tips of the toes touch the floor
17 : a position of a player in various games (as lacrosse); also : the player of such a position
18 : a number thrown on the first roll of the dice in craps which the player attempts to repeat before throwing a seven -- compare MISSOUT, PASS 13
19 : credit accruing from creating a good impression <scored points for hard work>
- beside the point : IRRELEVANT
- in point of : with regard to : in the matter of <in point of law> <in point of fact>
- to the point : RELEVANT, PERTINENT <a suggestion that was to the point>
YKYSFW you claim dibs on "
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Entry Word: point
Function: noun
Text: 1 one unitary part of a whole made up of two or more parts <listened to each point of his opponent's argument>
Synonyms article, detail, element, item, particular, thing; ELEMENT 2
Related Word characteristic, feature, trait; constituent, material, part; circumstantial, circumstantiality
Contrasted Words aggregate, sum, total, whole
2
Synonyms CHARACTERISTIC 1, birthmark, character, feature, trait
3 the quality of an utterance that arouses interest and produces an effect <a book that lacks point>
Synonyms cogency, effectiveness, force, punch, validity, validness
Related Word appositeness, convincement, significance, suggestiveness; appeal, attraction, charm, fascination, interest
4
Synonyms SUBJECT 2, argument, head, matter, motif, motive, subject matter, text, theme, topic
5
Synonyms TIP, pointer, steer, tip-off
6
Synonyms PLACE 1, location, locus, position, site, situation, spot, station, where
7 a particular limited and often critical interval of time <at that point he was interrupted>
Synonyms instant, juncture, moment
Related Word brink, threshold, verge
Idioms point in time
8
Synonyms VERGE 2, brink, edge, threshold
9 a sharp or slender and tapering terminal part <the point of a sword>
Synonyms apex, cusp, tip
Related Word awn, barb, jag, nib, prong, snag, spike, tag, tine
10
Synonyms PROMONTORY , beak, bill, cape, foreland, head, headland, naze
11 a tiny mark or spot <saw a distant point of light>
Synonyms dot, flyspeck, mote, speck
Related Word bit, fleck, iota, minim, mite, particle, scrap, tittle, trace
YKYSFW you can't be bothered to read all this stuff on 'point'...still stuck on thrusting and head
YKYSFW you claim dibs on "weapon"
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YKYSFW that makes you wonder about sir's 'weapon'
YKYSFW that makes you wonder about sir's 'weapon'
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'tis naught wrong with this knight's sword that a lil lubrication wouldn't fix....
YKYSFW you scroll through wicked's trhesausus posting looking for more ideas....
wicked woman said:YKYSFW that makes you wonder about sir's 'weapon'
'tis naught wrong with this knight's sword that a lil lubrication wouldn't fix....
YKYSFW you scroll through wicked's trhesausus posting looking for more ideas....
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on a cold morning...
YKYSFW
the only excitement you feel in your new iron bed is when you get static shock while grabbing the metal headpost.
know what this is??
*** (!) ***
it's me after I've humped the bedrails
now someone draw me an internet symbol for static cock...
YKYSFW
the only excitement you feel in your new iron bed is when you get static shock while grabbing the metal headpost.
know what this is??
*** (!) ***
it's me after I've humped the bedrails
now someone draw me an internet symbol for static cock...
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YKYSFW you read this post (below-care of Ran) and it sends you here....then you read about sir's sword needing some lubrication and you think about the huge wet spot you made in your bed last night...uummm yup, might be able to help him out
Apologies in advance for all the SF people here....but kind of like a thesarus entry.
SEX
You can have sex, sexual intercourse, a quickie, consummate a marriage, couple, copulate, coddle, or commit the act of procreation.
You could be making whoopee, making love, love making, scrogging, slapping skin, or sweating to the oldies.
You could sleep with someone, sleep together, sleep around, fool around, whore around, screw around, or just screw, shag, shank, score, fornicate, fork, pork, pump, poke, plank, pound, boff, bonk, bop, bone bang, or boink.
You could be dancing between the sheets, doing the horizontal bop, the horizontal mambo, the prone boogie, or even the hunka-chunka.
You could be humping, bumping, humping and bumping, bumping uglies, the ol' bump and grind, or making the two backed beast. You could play doctor, hide the salami, hide the sausage, because dammit, it's the most fun you can have with your clothes off.
You could break in a new mattress, or give the old one a workout.
You could be squeaking the springs, annoying the neighbors, or making a big mistake.
You could get them in the sack, get little action, get a little nookie, get a piece of tail, get a piece of ass, get it on, get some, get frisky, get lucky, get laid, get all hot and sticky, or just get it wet, and, i'm not making this up, get a little sticky steak up in this bitch.
You could be mounted, mounting, rutting, breeding, starting a family, pulling the train, slamming the stack. Two for me, none for you. Not going anywhere for a while? You could turn a trick, or take pity on the poor bastard and give it away.
Happy hammering, hammer, nail, sow your wild oats, lose your virginity, or induce pregnancy the old fashioned way.
Take a roll in the hay, a trip to the tunnel of love, or a trip to paradise if you're taking the scenic route.
Hit a home run, hit the twizzer, knock boots, tap that ass, shoplift the pootie, plunder the booty, count the ceiling tiles, ruin a friendship, or close the scroat.
Do the wild thing, do it, doing it, doing the nasty, the nasty, the old in-out in-out, dip the wick, dip the stick (or if you're with a moron you could stick the dip).
Wet the noodle, check the oil, check the temperature, give her the pork sword injection, or the hot beef injection, depending on your religion. Or perhaps even commit assault with a vein laden meat pipe.
You could give in, give it up, go for it, go for the gold, go for the gusto, go for broke, or even go all the way, after all, it is the fastest way to the top.
You could engage in a fluid transfer, relieve some tension, relieve some pressure, or experience a hormonal episode. it's a labor of love, hanky panky, and as a friend of mine once said "the noblest of all causes"
or....you could just
FUCK!
YKYSFW you want one of each!!!
YKYSFW you read this post (below-care of Ran) and it sends you here....then you read about sir's sword needing some lubrication and you think about the huge wet spot you made in your bed last night...uummm yup, might be able to help him out
Apologies in advance for all the SF people here....but kind of like a thesarus entry.
SEX
You can have sex, sexual intercourse, a quickie, consummate a marriage, couple, copulate, coddle, or commit the act of procreation.
You could be making whoopee, making love, love making, scrogging, slapping skin, or sweating to the oldies.
You could sleep with someone, sleep together, sleep around, fool around, whore around, screw around, or just screw, shag, shank, score, fornicate, fork, pork, pump, poke, plank, pound, boff, bonk, bop, bone bang, or boink.
You could be dancing between the sheets, doing the horizontal bop, the horizontal mambo, the prone boogie, or even the hunka-chunka.
You could be humping, bumping, humping and bumping, bumping uglies, the ol' bump and grind, or making the two backed beast. You could play doctor, hide the salami, hide the sausage, because dammit, it's the most fun you can have with your clothes off.
You could break in a new mattress, or give the old one a workout.
You could be squeaking the springs, annoying the neighbors, or making a big mistake.
You could get them in the sack, get little action, get a little nookie, get a piece of tail, get a piece of ass, get it on, get some, get frisky, get lucky, get laid, get all hot and sticky, or just get it wet, and, i'm not making this up, get a little sticky steak up in this bitch.
You could be mounted, mounting, rutting, breeding, starting a family, pulling the train, slamming the stack. Two for me, none for you. Not going anywhere for a while? You could turn a trick, or take pity on the poor bastard and give it away.
Happy hammering, hammer, nail, sow your wild oats, lose your virginity, or induce pregnancy the old fashioned way.
Take a roll in the hay, a trip to the tunnel of love, or a trip to paradise if you're taking the scenic route.
Hit a home run, hit the twizzer, knock boots, tap that ass, shoplift the pootie, plunder the booty, count the ceiling tiles, ruin a friendship, or close the scroat.
Do the wild thing, do it, doing it, doing the nasty, the nasty, the old in-out in-out, dip the wick, dip the stick (or if you're with a moron you could stick the dip).
Wet the noodle, check the oil, check the temperature, give her the pork sword injection, or the hot beef injection, depending on your religion. Or perhaps even commit assault with a vein laden meat pipe.
You could give in, give it up, go for it, go for the gold, go for the gusto, go for broke, or even go all the way, after all, it is the fastest way to the top.
You could engage in a fluid transfer, relieve some tension, relieve some pressure, or experience a hormonal episode. it's a labor of love, hanky panky, and as a friend of mine once said "the noblest of all causes"
or....you could just
FUCK!
YKYSFW you want one of each!!!
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YKYSFW you say 'one of each please'.....and you are not 100% sure you know what some even mean!
wicked woman said:YKYSFW you read this post (below-care of Ran) and it sends you here....then you read about sir's sword needing some lubrication and you think about the huge wet spot you made in your bed last night...uummm yup, might be able to help him out
Apologies in advance for all the SF people here....but kind of like a thesarus entry.
SEX...
<snip>
YKYSFW you want one of each!!!
YKYSFW you say 'one of each please'.....and you are not 100% sure you know what some even mean!
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Hon...they all mean the same thing! Read the title....sex
Hon...they all mean the same thing! Read the title....sex
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That much I got.....the implications of the origin of some was what gave me pausewicked woman said:Hon...they all mean the same thing! Read the title....sex
YKYSFW you wonder how willing you would be to let someone call you "bitch" and get near you with their "sticky steak"
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On second thought....GiveawayGirl said:That much I got.....the implications of the origin of some was what gave me pause
YKYSFW you wonder how willing you would be to let someone call you "bitch" and get near you with their "sticky steak"
YKYSFW you wonder how willing you would be to consider someone who refers to it as his "sticky steak"!
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Originally posted by GiveawayGirl
That much I got.....the implications of the origin of some was what gave me pause
YKYSFW you wonder how willing you would be to let someone call you "bitch" and get near you with their "sticky steak"
Fair enough...have to admit I hadn't heard of some of them either...
YKYSFW hearing GG wonder about being called 'bitch' has you wanting to hear the voice of the only one that's called you 'lil slut' ...and got away with it...who would have thought it could be a term of endearment?
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YKYSFW reading this makes you remember that someone who could get away with anything.........and wonder if you've been ruined for anyone elsewicked woman said:
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YKYSFW you can feel GG's SF in that post....and yet still be happy that she had that once.
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wicked woman said:
Thank you
YKYSFW you wonder if you prefer the SF to settling
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Originally posted by GiveawayGirl
Thank you
YKYSFW you wonder if you prefer the SF to settling
hmmm like GG can read my mind...
YKYmajorlySFW you're considering changing your long held standards...wondering if you can live with yourself the next morning...thinking maybe you might.
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YKYSFW you wonder if changing your standards might be the best thing you ever did..........in more ways than onewicked woman said:
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YKYSFW you differentiate long term versus short term standards
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Originally posted by wicked woman
YKYSFW you differentiate long term versus short term standards
YKYSFW you read 'standards' and think some guy is thinking you're talking about size!
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GiveawayGirl said:
YKYSFW you start looking for a plausible way to impersonate a consultant from the Bureau of Standards and Measures offering to help GG and WW adjust their standards.
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Or YKYSFW you can't differentiate between the twowicked woman said:YKYSFW you differentiate long term versus short term standards
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