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Click hereI will make you do things
that would have a Teamster
blushing like a young schoolgirl.
I will violate each and every one
of your tight wet little girly holes.
I will bend you over my knee
and spank your sweet ass.
I will walk you down the street
in the sexiest little wisp of a dress with no panties
on a leash attached to a dog collar around your neck
and make you pee in the bushes.
I will hang on to you like a bowling ball
with my thumb up your ass
while I bang you from behind so hard
that your feet come off the ground.
I will tie you facedown to a chair
and have my way with you repeatedly.
I will have you kneel before me
and gently suck my hairless nutsack
while I jerk off before your eyes
and cum all over your pretty face.
I will grab your ears
and fuck your mouth like a cunt
while I shoot hot salty gobs of jizz
right into your sweet sucking mouth.
To pass the time while I get hard again
you can stuff ping pong balls into your pussy
and try to hit the lens of the camcorder.
We joined this website in hope of meeting like-minded intellectuals dedicated to the advancement of the medical and bio-medical academic spheres. Needless to say we have been bitterly disappointed.
Types of animals harmed in the making of this poem:
Cats (pussies)
Dogs (border collies)
Asses (donkeys)
Wasps ('wisps' is blatantly a typo, we know your game, now buzz off).*
Why? Firstly, just why? Human beings are more receptive to human sexual organs than animals. This you would learn if you ever spoke to one.
You stuck your thumb up a donkey, what would you do if he stuck his great big fucking hoof up your arse. Yes, arse (we show respect to our cloven-hoofed friends).
* Buzz: public transportation for insects**
**I am nat an insect***
Now, put the piece on the gwound.
Winston, is that weally you?
Two pints of Layger please
Herrings you say, a tasty and much neglected fish
Yes, you, Sergeant Minge Munchington
Love,
DI Kieth Fowler, North Yorkshire Police Department.
P.S. This response was written either by a man with no hands or a giant insect.
MY GAD!!!!