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Click hereWhen writing or talking about sex or the sexually oriented there are a million different terms or synonyms for any given act or part. So i thought i would catalogue as many as i could think off. here is a simple outline
I. Sexual acts
a. intercourse
b. oral sex
c. anal sex
d. other... (yes the most frightening 'other'
catagory)
II. Genatalia and Other Body Parts
a. male gentalia
b. female genatalia c. mammaries
d. I'm logging Fluids here too
III. Other needed terms
a. good adjectives to use
b. good verbs
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I.Sexual Acts:
A. Intercourse:
Sexual Intercourse: a medical and scientific term, not very good for describing the lustful or loving act, mainly only used for concieving child, in a NON-sexual way.
Sex: bland, unoriginal, and who wants unoriginal?
Fornication: is this the bible? is it? cause if it's not, why is this word even here?
Fucking: blunt, to the point, not very original, but it suffices.
Sha-Boink-ee: If i ever see someone with this word used as sex in their story, i will contemplate suicide.
Bumping Uglies: if they are 'uglies' why are they being mentioned anyway...
Getting Booty: Not a bad term, but then again, not a very good one either, certainly explanatory though...
Pounding Pussy: There is a point you were trying to get across here A) your killing your cat or B) your beating up someone weak.
Rocking the Trailer: Should only be used for rednecks, such as "Sammy Jo and Billy Bob 're rockin' the trailer".
Taking it Trough the Car Wash: Only acceptable if used by a 'wet behind the ears' indian boy whose only dream was to learn to muff dive.
Boink: NO JUST FUCKING NO
Bang: it's ok, usually used as a childish thing though...
Hit That Shit: why would you wanna hit shit, your just gonna get shit all over yourself, and no one like someone whose shitty
Tap That Ass: This shit is off the hizzle, you dig cuh, i be saying it's all bout da ebonics yo
B. Oral Sex
Fellatio: sounds alot like the Greek word for friendly love, fellao, i sure wish recieving oral was friend love, because i would make alot of friends
Cunnilingus: 90% of idiots aren't going to know what this is, to many it's like the name of a dinosaur
Blowjob: Typical term, however, i don't know what blowing has to do with it at all
Eating Pussy: less like eating and more like slurping, when i think eating i imagine, meat and bread, eating pussy is like licking an ice cream cone
Giving Head: This term works... i guess... there are better
Cocksucking: dirogatory and delicious, to more rude the better i always say
Muff Diving: british, WAY to british...
Licking a Lollipop: are you a 6 year old, do you have a pedaphilia problem? i hope not... cause it's ILLEGAL
C. Anal Sex
Sodomy: the proper term, but still an enjoyable one, it sounds so forbidden
Anal: boring, bland, and stupid
Assfucking or Buttfucking: brutal and usable
Asssex or Buttsex: i will give you to the count of three to never say this again 1...2...3...
Driving Down the Hershey Highway: Now unless the direct mention of shit is intended dont use this. If it is, there isn't a better term.
Buggering: If your british, this is your term
Doing It In the Backdoor: A door? i've never seen one with a door... do they come standard now?
D. Other
Necrophilia: Sex with dead people is wrong
Goldenshowers: If your going to do something as dirty as piss on something, admit that it's dirty, don't make it sound like an old folks retirement home
Rimjob: There needs to be a more widely known term, as few know what this is... For those that don't know, it's licking someones asshole.
Felching: Quite possible the most original thing ever... having sex and then cumming in someone's asshole, then sucking the cum out, usually with a straw or cylindrical object, ive even heard of cases in which people snort it up there nose, then blew it out into someone's mouth. Scary huh? yep... scary
Watersport: anything involving urine.
Snuff Porn: porn in which someone is taped then murdered.
II. Genatalia and Other Body Parts
A. Male Genatalia
Penis: usuable but scientific
Dick: most common use
Cock: as a sexual term more then a body part
Pecker: what your dad used to call it
Pillypacker: no comment
Peewee-whopper: once used by a 5 year old i was babysitting... greatest term ever.
Wood, Johnson, Thing, Wiener: What is this gym class?
Snatch Attacker: If my penis was a super hero it would be 'Unstoppable Snatch Attacker'... just kidding...
Wang, Flopper, Sausage, Schlong: While enjoyable to say, please don't
Pud: rhymes with spud, sounds like a potato
Tool, Member, Meat: your trying too hard to be a bad harlequine novelist.
Balls, Nuts, Sack: go for it
Scrotum: i knew a kid with the last name scrotum once...
Babymakers: this almost sounds like a weapon
love orbs: "..." thats all i have to say "...", it reiterate "..."
B. Female Genatlia
Vagina: who can argue with the politically correct?
Love Trap: what is it going to spring and tear my dick off?
Pussy: common
Cunt: Dirogatory almost to a fault
Couse: just weird
Snatch: sounds like love trap
Lotus Patch: See "take it through the car wash"
Slit, Sex, Treasure, Love box: once again can you say HARLEQUINE?
Coochie: used by girls in a nonsexual way
III. Mammaries
Breast: my choice word
Tits: as object of lust
Boobs: used by girls
gerblies: British, specifically Austion Powers
Ta-Ta's: please god ever use this
Gazoombas: when they are big
Melons: see gazoombas
Jugs: see gazoombas, or melons
whoppers: see gazoombas, melons, or jugs
IV. Fluids
Cum: seminal fluid
Jizz, Sperm, Semen, Jism, Spunk, Goo, White stuff, Baby making love gravy: see cum
Juice, fluid, wetness: female secretions
Saliva, or spit: obvious
III. Other Needed Terms
A. Good Adjectives
For hot:
Beautiful Lovely Lusty
Sexy Angelic Foxy
Dazzling Divine Scrumptous
Jawdropping Voluptuous Luscious
Gorgeous Curvaceous ZAFTIG
For a penis:
Long Monster
Hard Pulsing
Swollen Throbbing
Engorged dangerous
B. Good Verbs
For fucking:
Plowing Pistoning
Slamming Tearing in to
Fucking Pounding
Ploughing Slapping
For movement:
Bounce
Jiggle
Sway
Thats my advice, and use it damnit.
That was awesome... good job dude, I will definitely use your advice!
Was hoping to find some suggestions on what to use not a list of what not to use. I agree with the following that someone else stated, "I was hoping to find new, more intersting terms! these are all old terms that everyone knows... plus you had no terms that were "good" to use. all of them you had bad comments about. Good for a laugh, but not what i was hoping for!"
As others have said, nothing really new but I really enjoyed reading that. My penis will now be called the BabyMaker, that is hilarious.
Loved it. Although the british term for breasts used by Austin Powers is 'Jubblies'... as in lovely jubbly.. I'm a Londoner.. thought I'd share that. xx
Definitely good for a laugh, but it's mostly common knowledge. However, I did learn some new stuff that I will never ever use; I've never heard of a guy calling his dick a snatch attacker...
That was pretty freaking funny xD
I wish I had a dick now :(
I'd call it the babymaker, that sounds quite sinister xD
Hahahaaa! While this was only somewhat helpful, it was purdy freakin hilArious!!!
OMG, that was so funny. I wish I had a cock so I could name it, "The Snatch Attacker"! LOL. My imaginary penis would be a member of the P.P.J.L.A. (Pussy Pounding Justice League of America) LMAO. There is something wrong with me. But that *was* funny. Thanks for the laugh.
i was hoping to find new, more intersting terms! these are all old terms that everyone knows... plus you had no terms that were "good" to use. all of them you had bad comments about. Good for a laugh, but not what i was hoping for!
The terms collected here are mostly used.Nothing new,aesthetic,powerful or innovative.
i have to thank you for the smile you gave me first thing this morning, the list was great. growing up female, i should have been shocked to see such things on a published page, but then i never was lady.
personally, i prefer cock, pussy, and fuck me baby.
I agree that the grammatical errors are somewhat noticeable, however, I found this quite amusing and couldn't help but laugh at quite a few of the points. Good work!
by Sha-Boink-Eee
i was dying in laughter
somewhere down the line i fell off my chair.