Dark as Daylight Ch. 03

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"Here are the results Colonel."

"It would appear, Mister Smallwood, you are going to live for another 24 hours. Where is Mickey right now?"

"I don't know? Is there a Red Sox game in town tonight? If there is he's in his box seat behind the Red Sox dugout. If there is no game, he'll be home at 8 o'clock, and there is a meeting at 10 o'clock at the Stone Masons Union Hall, at E Street and Fargo, in the wharf district."

"Mister Smallwood make your phone call, and make it sound convincing."

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"Hello darling, I'm going to miss dinner tonight. I have to fly to New York for a business meeting tomorrow morning with some bigwigs. I'll either be back by 3 o'clock tomorrow afternoon or home for dinner by 7:45 P.M. at the latest. This was just sprung on me a couple of minutes ago. I don't even have time to run home and get a fresh suit. I'll have to get this one redone overnight at the hotel. I'll be staying at the Essex. I won't call you when I get in, because it will be too late. We're taking a private jet, so I can't even give you a flight number, or a time of arrival. Kiss the kids' good night for me, and you know I love you very much. I'll see you tomorrow afternoon or at latest tomorrow evening at dinner. Good night my love. Bye-bye."

"Excellently done Mister Smallwood, very convincing. It sounds like you've done it 1 million times before."

"The two Jason's come here please."

"Yes Colonel."

"You drive his car to the airport and park it in preferred departure parking. You take our car and meet him at arriving passengers. Don't hurry, just get it done properly, and return here."

"What time does Mister Flynn arrive at work in the morning?"

"Between 12 and 2 PM."

"Does he change his route every day, or does he follow the same route every day?"

"I've never been invited to his home, but I have had breakfast with him three times."

"Where does he have breakfast?"

"It's a restaurant his aunt owns, and still cooks at. It's called Molly's."

"Is it open for dinner?"

"I believe it's open until 11 PM."

"Paul, you know what I need. I'll keep three people with me. Bring back five normal dinners, one dinner for Andy, three cases of water, six bottles of eye drops. Rooftop positions would be nice."

"Mister Smallwood call Swissair buy a round-trip first class ticket to Geneva for tomorrow evening for Kathy with an open return, and a premium rent a car for a month."

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"What would your wife do if she found out about your little indiscretions. Mister Smallwood; working for the mob, having a mistress?"

"If things could be considered funny in this situation Colonel, I think she would be less disappointed in me, if she found out I was working for the mob, than if I had a mistress. I think she would kick me out of the house for having a mistress simply because I have broken the bonds of our marriage contract. Those are very important to her. Every eighth or ninth person in Boston is touched by the mob."

"Who told you to blow up the spacecraft?"

"Is that what this is really all about, the spacecraft?"

"No, that's just another side job. Do you know a man by the name of William Zabo?"

"Of course."

"Do you know how much money he had invested in that spacecraft?"

"Not a clue."

"Maybe you should have, because he had a $17.5 billion invested in that spacecraft. He has offered a percentage of that money for the head of the person who tried to blow it up. You and your family could live very well on that money, after my finder's fee of course. Do you know anything about that Mister Smallwood?"

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"You are hesitating Mister Smallwood. It should be a simple yes or no answer. So I'm beginning to think you have a yes answer to that question. Like your friend Mickey, when someone is getting in the way of my money, I get angry. What are you keeping from me Mister Smallwood?"

"I'm not hesitating Colonel, but as you said, something has just collided with another."

"Talk to me Mister Smallwood, I do not like riddles."

"We were having a meeting at my company, with two airplane types. Mickey was there and I was trying to remember their names, and what company they represented. They escape me right now. Do you have a computer I could use?"

"Simon if you would please."

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"Here it is. On 14 December, we had a meeting with everybody at my place plus Mickey, Matt Cushing, and George Blankenship from Boeing."

"Two members of Boeing's staff had a meeting with a known mobster?"

"Let me see if I can bring up a security tape so you can see for yourself."

"Look here Colonel, here's Mickey standing across the table from Blankenship, and Cushing, and you can clearly see their Boeing insignia on their jackets."

"Was it after this meeting, you gave your brother-in-law $40,000?"

"I never gave my brother-in-law $40,000. There is no way I would ever give him that amount of money. I would never involve him in anything illegal because it would break my sisters heart. She is too dear to me to have her husband go to jail or to get killed over something as stupid as $40,000. You can check all of my transactions Colonel, I swear to you I never gave him that money."

"Did either of those two mention your brother at that meeting?"

"Yes they did. I didn't know how they found out he was working on the spacecraft in Texas, then I thought Mickey might have mentioned it to them. I told them they didn't work there anymore, and they were home. That was the end of our conversation."

"Are you sure that was all there was to it?"

"They said they were looking for aircraft plumbers at their Hartsfield Connecticut facility, and if my brother-in-law was interested, have him give them a call. I thanked them, but never told my brother-in-law about it.

When he worked in Texas, he worked three months on, and one month off. It nearly destroyed my sister's marriage. I knew my sister would not leave the Boston area, because of family. I was not going to tell him about the job in Hartsfield, and have that start all over again."

"How far is it from here to your sister's house?"

"From here it's 21 minutes, from my house it's 26 minutes."

"How much time does it take to get from here to the airport and back?"

"1 hour, to 1 hour and 20 minutes depending on the tunnel."

"How long have those two idiots been gone?"

"Two hours and 10 minutes, sir."

"Call them and see if they're in New York City."

"Headlights in the driveway sir."

"Stations everyone. If they are police Mister Smallwood, and you cry out for help, it will be the last thing you do. Remember what my men will do to your pretty wife, and children in your absence."

"My car is not here, and neither am I."

"Excellent attitude Mister Smallwood."

"It's the two Carlos is sir. They're bringing in packages."

"One day those two are going to learn how to take orders and carry them out properly."

Carlos 1 walked in the front door, yelling, "We come bearing gifts of fine foods, and delicate wines."

Carlos 2 walked in and said, "I brought ice and beer, we are all set for the evening."

They thought so, until they turned and looked into the eyes of the Colonel. They immediately stood at attention without being told.

"Soldiers, what were your orders?"

"Proceed to the Boston airport, drop off Mister Smallwood's car in the premium parking lot, and returned to this residence immediately."

"Was there any portion of that order you did not understand?"

"No Sir."

"You willfully disobeyed my order, is that correct?"

"Yes sir."

"When you signed on for this mission, did you read the contract?"

"We are on downtime now sir."

"Ask Simon if we are on downtime, because as soon as you turned into the driveway, everybody went on alert. We thought you were either police or someone sent by Mister Flynn to find out where Mister Smallwood actually was. This is an alcohol free mission, 24 hours a day seven days a week. You are being handsomely paid for your time, are you not?"

"Yes sir, we are."

"Well gentlemen, you just lost one-week worth of your pay and if you are unhappy with my decision, you may leave, and your current pay status will be forwarded to your bank as per your request. Which will it be?"

"I'm still in Colonel."

"So am I Colonel."

"Good; now you can find a spot in the living room somewhere, where you can start doing the 500 push-ups."

"Yes Sir."

"Come with me Mister Smallwood, we have much more to discuss."

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"Damn that hurts, do we have any axle grease in the house?"

"Kathy if it's too painful 'Stop.' I don't want you to start bleeding over that thing."

"Like hell Andy, we will figure out a way to get this king-size snake of yours inside little old me."

"You can't fit in Anaconda through the eye of the sewing needle."

"Women push out watermelons through a hole the size of a lemon every day Andy. So stop being a defeatist and help me."

"Okay, why don't you hold the head in place, and do a split. I'll spin you around, and we will see if the friction helps it pop in."

"Andy if I didn't think you were joking with me, I would get off, and beat the living shit out of you. However, I know you are joking, so I'll just laugh along with you."

"I am serious Kathy. I want you to try this."

"You're out of your mind."

"I'll hold your weight up with my hands. All you have to do is hold my snake in position."

"If you drop me, you will split me open."

"I want to do this one million more times if it goes in properly. I will not drop you. You said you were willing to try anything."

"Sometimes I need a welder to keep my mouth closed. Let's go, grab my thighs."

His snake was as stiff as cold rolled steel, and Kathy held it 4 inches from the top, and dead center on her leaking vagina.

"Move me down Andy, I want to feel some pressure against the opening."

He moved her down about an inch before she told him to stop.

"That sonofabitch is right there Andy. If it would just pop through, we could start having fun."

"If this hurts too much. I'm pulling it out."

"If that sucker gets inside me, you will not pull it out unless I tell you to Andrew, is that understood? Andrew speak to me, if it goes in, it only comes out when I tell you to take it out."

"Yes dear."

"Showtime Andy, this was your idea, let's do it."

Kathy was in a full split, just like a ballerina, or an acrobat. Andy's giant arms held her carefully where they were almost connected. He brought his left arm in just a fraction, and before Kathy knew anything, she was spinning around like a top. He let her free fall for about 3 inches and then grabbed her thighs again stopping her.

Kathy screamed, "Andy it's in oh my God it's in its oh shit it's huge it's fucking huge it'll never come out it sliding deeper and deeper into me we are going to have to join a fucking circus how deep is it Andy is it in my stomach yet can we stop it from going any deeper how much of you are is left outside how much is inside why aren't you talking to me?"

"Kathy if you want it to stop it from going further in, put your feet down."

"You bastard, why didn't you tell me that before?"

"Let me help you get it out of there. You sound like you're in terrible pain."

"Pain, what pain, I've been coming, since you entered me, and I don't know if I'll ever stop. That fucking Anaconda of yours is wonderful; can I keep it?"

"It comes with a body attached to it. I was going to ask you tomorrow anyhow, but I guess I can move it up a day. I know we met under very unusual circumstances, but I like you a lot. When this gig is over, I would like to come back here and court you properly. As I told you, the women in my life taught me manners, and I would consider it an honor if you would accept my proposal."

"I like you to Andy. You are the type of person I could bring home to my parents and tell them we're courting. They would probably look at you and worry about our age difference, but that wouldn't stop them from accepting you. The thing I worry about is doing it here. I know what is going to happen, and Flynn's people know I am Randall's mistress. If someone should see you with me so soon after his death, you would be a marked man. Where does your family live?"

"You're going to laugh."

"Okay, so I'm going to laugh. Where does your family live? Are we still going to be stuck together?"

"Hoosick New York, it's about 45 minutes north east of Albany. I own 40,000 acres of land that backs up to the Tibbits Forest."

"Is there enough room on that 40,000 acres for you to court me?"

"I'm sure my grandmother, my mother and her sisters will be more than happy to make sure we maintain a proper distance from one another during our appropriate courtship ritual."

"Speaking of distance, while I had you distracted, would you like to look down?"

"You didn't. You couldn't. Your too small. It's not possible Kathy, you couldn't fit all of me into you."

"If it's not possible, where did you go?"

"I don't know; I just don't know."

"You have been so gentle, kind, and caring of my body and my soul today, while you could have done anything you wanted with me, during your allotted time. My body simply responded to your kindness, and my cervix opened to help receive your length and girth.

I have a question for you now. Are you so happy that you're inside me that you are finished for the night, or are you going to carry on?"

He laughed, then she laughed, then she screamed as he flipped her over, and was on top for the first time.

She had a frightened look on her face, which he quelled immediately.

"Kathy, it's still me, I'm not going to hurt you, until I spank you."

"Shut up and fuck me already.

"No, but I will make love to you."

"You are a very unusual man Andy."

"We will see what you say about me when you can't get off my snake."

"I'll keep it, but you'll miss him terribly."

"Missy, unless you failed to notice, I'm a little bit heavier then you are, and if my arms give out, you could look like 'Popeye's girlfriend 'Olive Oyl."

"I'll be good; I'll be better than good. Have you seen that woman's nose?"

"Woman: vanity is thy name."

"You got it wrong."

"There are several anecdotal ways of saying that. The way Dante Rossetti put it in his painting 'Lady Lilith.' Shakespeare and Jane Austen used: Vanity: thy name is woman. Ann Sexton used it in a more derisive form. Divorce: Thy name is woman. However, the most famous one is from Hamlet where he decries his mother's remarriage so soon after his father's death, where he plagiarized it, and got it wrong anyway. "Woman thy name is Vanity."

"I'm not going to talk to you anymore. You know much more than I do."

"I'm supposed to, I'm older than you are. Now, I truly would like to start playing, if you're finished with 20 questions."

"I'm finished, and I'm happy."

"Good, no more interruptions."

As soon as their lips touched, there was a knock at the door. "DINNER."

Andy growled. "Bring it in and leave it by the door. If you're in this room for more than 20 seconds, I'm going to break you in half."

"Andy there are three of us carrying the food."

"20 seconds, and I'm counting."

Kathy brought her arms and legs in so tight under his body, she was nearly invisible.

As the men ran into and out of the room, and closed the door, Andy said, "I knew they could do it."

Kathy giggled. "If you threatened to break me in half, I would've thrown the food into the room, and run away."

"The Colonel would not have been happy with them, if they did that to our food. You do not want to get on the wrong side of the Colonel."

"The Colonel looks like he's well into his 60s, and compared to you guys, he's tiny. Why do you all obey him like you're back in the military?"

"He was the best there ever was in the field of battle. He did not take shit from the top brass, and he loved his men like they were his own sons. He trained every man, every group personally and every man he trained, personally went home alive. His units had the highest kill ratios and the lowest injury ratios of any battalion in the field. If his battalion finished what they were supposed to be doing, and another battalion was having a problem, he would leave a third of his force to maintain the position they won, wheel around and help the other battalion gain their position. The brass was having a fit because they could not control him, but with reporters embedded with every division telling the people at home that the Army had really gotten down to brass tacks with men like the Colonel, the wars were going to be over soon. So what did they do to him instead of making him a bird Colonel, and then a general officer, they kicked him out of the Army for insubordination. The men in his division, who would normally have re-upped because of him, dropped out of the Army, and went back to civilian life. They weren't fools, they had the best commander there was, and now they were going to get some candy ass officer, who was going to do what someone back in South Florida told them to do. No, that was not going to happen to them, and get them killed."

"Sssshhh. You're getting upset, and you're getting soft. I don't want that to happen, before we make love. You can tell me more about your colonel later. However, now it is you, me, and that lovely Anaconda that's inside me. Would you like me to go back on top, and get him excited again, or should I bite your nipples, because that's about as high as my mouth goes."

"I guess I didn't tell you the rules about biting, I just told you the consequence. If you bite me, I spank you."

She licked his nipple him, and then bit the tip of it.

"You mean like that?".

"Yes just like that, and that will cost you five."

"I love how you men count. I bit you one time, and you're going to spank me five times. Would you tell me how that comes out to equal justice?"

"Men make the laws, just look at everything from your local committees all the way up to Congress. Until you women get your asses in gear, men are going to make the law. You bit me once, and the penalty is five spanks. I think it's marvelous."

"We will discuss this after I have another dozen orgasms, which shouldn't be that hard, if you decide to get hard again."

"Are you now questioning my masculinity?"

"If the shoe fits?"

"Little girl, you are in so much trouble."

"Oh goody."

As they began the dance of love, Andrew swelled to his normal mammoth proportions, while Kathy kept egging him on.

"Don't be afraid Andy, you're not hurting me. Take longer strokes, please take longer strokes. You are just teasing me; you're holding me back."

Kathy couldn't take it any longer. She took her feet and put them under his hips, to push him out further than he was willing to go. It became a fight between the two of them. She would use all her strength to push him away, and he would use all his to push back into her. It wasn't a fair fight, because in the middle, she would have to stop to enjoy an orgasm his mighty snake caused.

When he finally exploded inside her, they were both exhausted. He rolled to his left taking her with him. With her last ounce of strength, she laughed.

Andy asked, "What's so funny?"

"We are still attached."

"It's okay, your mine until 9 o'clock in the morning. You never can tell what will happen between now and then."

"What happens if I have to go to the bathroom?"

"It will be a little bit messy, but you will go. I wipe your bottom for you."