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Her lips curve. "Fine by me, though that doesn't seem entirely healthy."
"That's why we pay Laura."
We lie there in a companionable silence for a while. I'm still trying to catch my breath.
"I wasn't trying to kill you, with the strawberries."
I blink, taken aback by the quiet comment. "I didn't really think you were." Easy to be generous, now.
"I thought you'd get a rash, that it would be funny. It was supposed to be a joke."
"Yeah, well, I cut your hair because I figured it was a fate worse than death."
"It was!" Noa's nostrils flare in outrage. "I had big plans to marry Alistair. I'd named all four of our kids. You ruined my life, cutting off all my hair." She giggles.
"You are my life," I tell her seriously. "I know it's not healthy. But it's true. And," I take a deep breath and continue, "it does at least seem just a tiny bit more healthy now than it did this morning."
She reaches over and takes my hand, folding it into her own. "You're my life, too, imp. Fiona."
I sigh happily. "Fuck healthy."
"Potty mouth," Noa accuses me wryly.
"Goody two-shoes," I shoot back.
"Drunken leprechaun."
"Neurotic Jew."
"Zookeeper."
"Corporate whore."
"Real whore."
"Virgin."
Noa chuckles. "Not anymore, sprite. Not anymore."
I glower. "Well, I'm not a whore."
"My mistake," she concedes. "Slut, then."
I roll my eyes. "Want to sleep here?"
She does. I'm still pouting as we crawl under the comforter, and she's still laughing. We drift off curled up around each other.
- COMMENTS
Anonymousover 9 years agoI would never want the kind of relationship they have, because either I would have died from the allergy or I really would have killed her instead of cutting off her hair. lol. I have to say this was entertaining to read. I was laughing and cringing all at once at the beginning... And those moments before they started though... the clenching of the stomach muscles, the butterflies, the sheer insanity and fear you feel when you realize you have no control over your body's reaction. It's sweet torture when you're trying to decide if you should take the plunge or hang on to the cliff for dear life. I loved it. :)
loudsover 9 years agoIt takes a lot to make me read through a story. I'm a harsh judge. I get put off by odd/missed small details or mistakes, by things that characters do that are...well, out of character. I think it's a skill to paint an emotional relationship between two women, the nuances, the beauty, the aggravating, god damn, insane way they make you so hot and yet annoy the hell out of you. But you did.
And yet I see so few stories on here from you. I only hope that your talent for sculpting characters and situations has been put to good use elsewhere.
Anonymousover 9 years agoFor a beautifully-written story. It was funny, cute and sexy. I loved the build-up and character development. I can't wait to check out your other stories now.
racerx84over 9 years agoGreat story. I dig the dynamic you have set up between the two characters. Your actual writing is humorous and you're really great at pacing a story. Wish there was a follow up to this. I'd love to see what their morning after looked like!
Anonymousover 9 years agoI literally make a habit of reading this story every six months or so. It has to be my favourite of the whole website.
