Gwen Stacy Syndrome Ch. 02

"Peter," Mary Jane said, sounding just slightly more amused than chiding. He opened his eyes a little. Her hands were on her hips. Her bare hips. Her hands were bare too. That is, she wasn't wearing gloves. "I kinda think you got the whole picture last night. During the ménage à trois?"

"Well..." Peter had his hand in front of his eyes anyway. In the cold light of day, it seemed a lot more likely that he'd had some sort of fever dream than—what had she called it? A ménage à trois? Three separate ménage? "I wouldn't want to presume—maybe you had second thoughts?"

"Right now? Little bit." She turned the faucet on. "Come on, tiger. Get in here. Let's save some water."

***

Felicia woke up with her thighs squeezing together. Her pussy buzzed with almost the same delicious sensations she had gone to sleep with. She didn't remember having a wet dream, but she wondered if she'd come during her sleep. Maybe Spider or Red had gotten a little handsy with her in the night. They were both naughtier than they let on. Felicia reached down under the crotch of her strap-on. The lips of her pussy were not only wet, but very wet.

Cat laid there, letting the fever of her waking arousal run through her. She almost could've stroked herself: squeezed her own tits, fucked her own cunt. She had a dildo close enough for it. But why, when she had the marrieds to do it for her?

Felicia slipped out of bed, proud of how her breasts jiggled with the motion, and discarded her gloves and dildo onto the sweat-stained bed. She laughed as she saw the strap-on land propped up, as if the phallus were hungry for more. And she went into the bathroom, her nipples swollen and sore and begging to be kissed yet more.

There was a tiny shower stall in there, tucked into the corner like a very wet closet, and Peter and Mary Jane were washing up in it, under the rinky-dink showerhead that produced just enough steam to be interesting. Their kisses were blissful and passionate. Felicia watched Mary Jane wash hubby's most important part.

"Room for one more?" she asked, cracking the door open.

"Uhh..." Peter looked about the stall, doing some quick calculations. "Possibly?"

"We'll make room," Mary Jane said, pulling Peter to her and lodging them both against the wall.

Felicia laughed as she stepped under the shower spray with them. Or, skirted the edge of the shower spray. The mist made it look a bit more plentiful than it really was. And she couldn't shut the door behind her. But who cared about that when she could press her body against Peter's back, touch and feel and look and listen as he fucked Mary Jane Watson into the wall, right in front of her.

All while Felicia was licking away the sweat where the shower didn't touch (the showerhead was a little low to get all of Peter's tall frame without him hunching over) and reaching around to grab at this ass or that, at MJ's soft breasts or Spider's hard muscles. It was a great way to start her day off.

Only she was really more standing outside the shower and leaning in, and her feet were on the wet tile of the bathroom and there was no mat and the air conditioning was blowing right through the apartment, all of which made Felicia feel like she was hugging a nice, warm stove while a snowman fucked her in the ass.

This wasn't working for her.

"Spread your legs," Felicia said, getting down on all fours.

"What?" Peter looked behind himself, then down to find her. "What're you doing down there?"

"Rubbing up against your leg."

"Isn't that a bit literal, Cat?"

"Didn't you have six arms for a while?"

Peter spread his legs, sticking to either side of the shower walls. It reminded Felicia of some of her Jean-Claude Van Damme fantasies. With Peter out of the way and Mary Jane pinned to the wall, Felicia was free to crawl underneath them and into the blessed warmth of the shower. She sat up, kissing Peter's leg and Mary Jane's in turn, before reaching the junction of those long supermodel stems. With the shower water running down it, MJ's puss tasted vaguely of metal, but Felicia could take it. And the way Peter pumped himself into wifey sent his balls slapping into Felicia's face, which she actually kinda liked.

Felicia had a handful of both their asses, she could taste his cock and her cunt with each swipe of her tongue, squeezing her thighs together halfway got her off, Mary Jane was going limp and Peter was fucking her even as she came. Cat jilled three fingers into her ready pussy. She was going to come, Peter was going to come, MJ was going to come again, then the water turned into Iceman pissing on them.

"Jesus God!" Felicia cried as she fled the frozen shower—standing up, banging her head into a rather sensitive part on Peter's anatomy, he dropped Mary Jane, she slipped and slid on the floor, toppled into Peter, he dominoed into Felicia, they tumbled out of the stall all together just like the Three Stooges and about as sexy.

Peter turned off the water with his foot. "Hot water runs out pretty fast around here. Forgot to mention it."

***

Felicia and Mary Jane had come over to Peter's place in a leather catsuit and a casual ensemble of MJ's that had been completely lost in the carnage. Thankfully, Peter's old roommate Michele Gonzales had left a box of her clothes when she'd moved. Unfortunately, her tastes were... eclectic.

"Ay yi yi," Felicia enunciated dryly, clad in a kissy lip bandana, shades, a leopard-print skirt, and a T-shirt with a picture of a coffee mug and the text "Colombian. Warning: Extremely hot."

"Let's not bring race into this," Mary Jane replied, wearing an extravagant red dress that could charitably be described as a tribute to Charo and not, say, a hate crime.

"They're not mine," Peter protested, a sweatshirt on over his spider-pants. He served them breakfast—Fruit Loops with no milk. On paper plates. If he'd known he'd be having threesome company, he would've made a grocery run sooner. "I tried giving them to the Salvation Army..."

"But you're sure this was a real person?" Felicia insisted. "And not, say, the result of lightning striking the filmography of Michelle Rodriguez?"

"Or the leader of a book club having to go undercover to infiltrate a Mexican gang?" MJ added.

"If you don't like 'em, put 'em back in the box."

Felicia began to pull her shirt off, but Mary Jane grabbed her hand. "Listen, Peter," the redhead began, in her sweetest tone. "We love you and all, and we hate to start—'fixing you' on the first date..."

"I don't mind," Felicia interjected. "Get a better razor, Peter."

MJ kicked her under the table. "The point is, Peter, if we're going to do this, we need to move into a bigger place."

"You want to move in together?" Peter asked. It was with a smile. A somewhat wary smile, but a smile nonetheless.

"You want to move in together?" Felicia asked.

Mary Jane nodded. "Why take it slow? We know where this is going. Let's just skip ahead. Dive right in." She turned to Felicia. "Any objections?"

"No. We've all done the dating bullshit and the getting-to-know-you stuff. You want us to use your place?"

Mary Jane shook her head. "I live with three guys."

Peter raised an eyebrow.

"They're all gay," MJ clarified.

Felicia raised an eyebrow. "Hey, give me an afternoon to clear out a space, you can come stay at my place. I have more room than I know what to do with, and if Peter isn't cool with me stealing priceless antiquities to kill the negative space—"

"When have I ever been cool?" Peter asked.

"—then you two can bunk with me. Sure." Felicia looked up, briefly absorbed into another thought. "By the way, if you find Wolverine in the guest room, it's only because we're good friends. Nothing happened."

"Okay, pause, pause—" Peter said, holding his hands up.

"Do you mean time-out?" Felicia looked to Mary Jane. "Does he not know what a time-out is? Doesn't he know anything about sports?"

"He thinks they use blue shells in NASCAR." MJ quickly swiveled to Peter. "Yes, dear?"

"Okay, it's great that we're all on the same page and we want to explore this—stuff—together." Peter stood, thinking it would make him more authoritative. Considering his red and blue pants, that did not occur. "But we need to be realistic."

Mary Jane smiled into her coffee. "Honey, you got superpowers from a bug bite."

"Really?" Felicia gawked in surprise. "That's how it happened? I thought he was chosen by some mystical spider-god or something."

"Nope."

"I have work in forty-five minutes," Peter told them. "Can you just listen and make fun of me later, behind my back, like normal people?"

The ladies put on mock-serious expressions, sitting up straight with their hands in their laps.

"Okay, look, I know I'm a bit hung up on Gwen. I don't like it either. But you've got to understand—she was my girlfriend, it was my job to protect her, and she died when I could've saved her if only—" He looked away. "Yeah. I never want to do that again. So we can't let any of this Spider-Man stuff turn around on us. And that means we can't do this anymore. Not this way, at least," he added at their surprised dismay. "Felicia, your alter ego is a matter of public record. If you're dating Spider-Man, you can't be seen with Peter Parker, just like MJ, Spider-Man can't kiss you if Peter Parker's dating you. I'm sorry; last night was amazing, it was wonderful, but you two being alive is worth way more to me than—that."

"Come off it, tiger," MJ demanded. "You took off your mask in front of the whole world; six months later, everyone forgot it like it was Sam Worthington. There's gotta be a work-around."

"Yeah," Felicia agreed. "I'm not letting fear of the fucking Shocker control my life. We'll work something out. Like always."

"Leave it to us," Mary Jane concluded. "We'll figure something out. You just go to work and we'll sort it out."

"And fool around a little," Felicia added.

"Time permitting."

"Yes."

"I'm not betting against you." Peter stood. "Just remember, until we do work something out, if we're seen together, it's on accident."

Felicia nodded dutifully, looking between her two lovers. "Uh-huh, uh-huh, question. So we're about to go our separate ways, and you don't know how long it'll be until we all meet again or under what circumstances?"

"Yeah, I don't like it either," Peter muttered dolefully.

Felicia and Mary Jane shared a look, the redhead taking her meaning. "But for now, as long as we're under one roof, it's no big deal."

"Hopefully." Peter checked his watch. "I gotta get going—traffic in New York is bad even if you're web-slinging..."

Felicia pushed her chair back as she stood up. "But Peter, what you're saying is that if we wanted to do something with you—"

Mary Jane knocked hers over. "To you."

Felicia came up on Peter's left. "It'd have to be right here."

Mary Jane was on his right. "Right now."

"Yes, I, uh, suppose I am—" If Peter still wore glasses, they'd be fogging up. "But, really, we should—right now, we should agree to this plan and, and stick to it..."

"Stick?" Felicia asked, her hand at his crotch, her smile liking what she'd found.

Peter turned to Mary Jane for help. "I just. We've got a good thing. Here. Good thing. No one knows about it, so the only way this gets ruined is if we do it to each other..."

She took his hands and put them on her breasts. "Do it to each other?" MJ repeated wonderingly.

There was only so much fortitude a man could possess. Peter let Felicia undo his pants, Mary Jane peel off his shirt, then the three of them kissed for the longest time, their tongues in and out of one another's mouths with a slow, tender grace that lasted right up until the two women moved lower.

"Hey Miss Kitty," MJ stage-whispered in her friend's ear. "Mind showing me how to deep-throat?"

"I thought you'd never ask, firecrotch."

***

"PARKER, WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT? YOU'RE LATE! LATE! LUCKY I DON'T FIRE YOU RIGHT NOW!"

"Yes sir," Peter replied, still a bit moony-eyed ever after snapping out of his reminiscing.

Mary Jane had proven a natural.

As impossible as it seemed, sometimes J. Jonah Jameson could get even louder. "GOT AN ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU, IF YOU'RE NOT TOO BUSY PONDERING THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE! PARKER! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?"

"Yes sir," Peter replied. "Secrets of the universe. Sounds very important."

Jameson growled. Ten thousand years of cultural advancement had rendered it socially unacceptable for him to rip Parker's throat out with his mouth, so that was all he could do. "GOT A NEW GOSSIP COLUMNIST ON STAFF! GOOD GIRL, YOU'LL LIKE HER, WORKS CHEAP! ALREADY PAYING OFF TOO, UNLIKE THE REST OF YOU SLACKERS! SHE'S GOT AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH FELICIA HARDY, THAT BIMBO HEIRESS WHO HAD THE REALITY TV SHOW A FEW YEARS AGO, BACK WHEN NOT EVERYONE HAD ONE!"

And the Black Cat, Peter thought to himself. His new squeeze. What had she and MJ cooked up in an afternoon's work? He shuddered to think.

"SHE'S GONNA LET US TAKE PICTURES WHILE WE INTERVIEW HER, AND NOTHING SELLS BETTER THAN A CUTE GIRL IN A BARELY-THERE OUTFIT, EXCEPT MAYBE SPIDER-MAN, AND THAT WALL-CRAWLING MENACE HASN'T BEEN SEEN SINCE YESTERDAY AFTERNOON!"

"Maybe he had better people to do," Peter suggested. Then, hurriedly: "Things! I said things."

Jameson gave him a queer look. "DON'T GO WEIRD ON ME, PARKER! THIS EDITOR-IN-CHIEF DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR IT! JUST GET YOUR ASS AND YOUR NEW SLAVEDRIVER TO WHATEVER UPPER EAST SIDE PALACE HARDY CALLS HOME AND SEE IF YOU CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF HER BENDING OVER SOMETHING FOR THE EVENING EDITION! WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING STANDING AROUND LISTENING TO ME, I CAN'T GET MORE SPECIFIC THAN THAT, GO! GO!"

Peter belatedly realized he was supposed to stand. He did, though his groin twinged with the motion, even after all this time.

Mary Jane was a natural, but Felicia had been a goddamn professional.

"Sorry, sir, who's my new—the new gossip columnist?"

"That'd be me," a voice new to the bullpen, raspy and attractively self-deprecating, sounded from behind Peter. He turned to see a buxom woman in glasses, dressed in a sort of boho chic style for people who had graduated college. He took an instant liking to her. Or at least, his penis did. Peter tried to think unsexy thoughts, but the past twenty-four hours had not been heavy on them.

"Darcy Lewis," she greeted him. She did not offer to shake; her hands stayed firmly in her pockets. "So, you wanna go write about famous people fuckin'?"