Kya Aisa Bhi Hota Hai? Ch. 01

Rajesh apna jam le kar Rajeev ki taraf badta hai. Phir usi german group ke pass hote hue. Jaise hi wo wahan se gujarta hai to to ek hindi gana german mein gungunate hue nikalta hai, awaj itni thi ki wahan baithe german group ko sunai de jaye. "Akele Akele kahan jar he ho" = "Alein Alein wohin gehst du!!"

Bina unki taraf nazar dale vah Rajeev ke pass pahunch kar ek dhol uski pith par jamata hai. "Sale kya chutiye ki tarah but bana hua hai, sab tujko hi dekh rahe hein, baith ke chup chap pehle khana khtam kar "

Rajeev chonk uthta hai aur sharmata hua ek sofe par baith jata hai, uski nazar abhi abhi usi ladki par tiki hui thi jo ab Rajesh ko dekh rahi thi.

Ye german group pichle 7 dino se Jordan mein ghum raha tha aur aaj pehli baar kisi ke muhn se apni bhasha suni thi. Jahan veh ladki ek kyamat thi to vahan Rajesh bhi kuch kam nahin tha. 6'2" ki height, sudol kasrati badan , halki halki dil ko lubhane wali munche, stylish branded kapde, kul mila kar apne app mein ek deluxe package tha jo kisi bhi ladki ko apni traf khinch sakta tha.

Vah ladki ab vahan se uthti hai aur Rajesh Ki taraf ane lagti hai. Rajesh ye note kar le ta hai aur Rajeev ko dura ka khali gilass dikha kar vahan se uthta hai aur bar counter ki taraf bad jata hai.

Vah ladki bhi usi taraf bad jati hai aur Rajeev ke dil par churiyaan chal jati hai, vah khana vana bhul jata hai aur us ladki ko hi tadta rehta hai. Rajesh se yeh chupa nahin tha. Vah wapas ane ki jagah vahin counter per baith jata hai. Vah ladki bhi vahin pahunch jati hai aur barman ko ek Martini ka order deti hai, uski najren Rajesh par hi thi.

Ladki : Rajesh ko mukhatib hote hue " Entshuldigung" ( Excuse me) vah german mein hi bolti hai yeh janne ke liya ki Rajesh ko german aati hai ya nahin.

Rajesh : uski taraf dekhte hue " ya bitte" ( yes please)

Aur undo no ka wartalap german mein shuru ho jata hai. Rajeev bhi vahan pahunch jata hai aur apni drink ka order deta hai. Vah unki baten sunne ki koshish karta hai uske palle kuch nahin padta. Mann hi mann Rajesh ko pata nahin kitni galliyaan de raha tha. Vah bhi vahin baith jata hai aur un donon ko ghurta rehta hai.

Rajesh uski haalat par taras khata hai aur us ladki se uska intro karata hai.

Kath, ( Kathrine uska pura naam) yeh mera dost Rajeev hai aur Rajeev yeh Kath hai jo yahan apne parivaar ke sath ghumne aiye hai.Rajesh sab English mein bolta hai taki dono ko samaj aye. Kath apna haath Rajeev ki taraf badati hai, dono shake hand karte hain smile karte hue. Rajeev to jaise uski ankhon mein kho gaya tha aur shistachaar bhul kar uske komal haath ko apne haath mein pakde hi rehta hai. Kath ko yeh ajeeb lagta hai vo Rajesh ki taraf dekhti hai, Rajesh Rajeev ko kohni maarta hai aur dharatal par le aata hai. Rajeev sharminda sa ho kar Kath ka haath chod deta hai aur maafi mangta hai kehte hue ki Kath itni sundar hai ke voh sab kuch bhul gaya tha. Kath ko apni tareef to achi lagti hai par Rajeev ka yeh kehna use kuch acha nahin lagta. Itne mein Kath ka parivaar bhi vahin pahunch jata hai.

Kath sabka intro Rajesh se karati hai , veh German mein hi bolti hai aur Rajeev ko overlook kar deti hai.

Rajesh uske pita Prof Gerhard se german mein baate karne lag jata hai. Rajeev yeh delkh kar aur bhi jaalbhun jata hai aur vahan se chal deta hai. Ek pal ke liye Rajesh use rokne ke liye kuch bolne hi wala tha ki Kath use ishare se manna kar deti hai.

Prof Gerhard ek Doctor the aur Rajesh ke pita bhi ek Doctor the, vah apne pita ke bare mein aur skin mein unki research ke bare mein batane lagta hai. Prof Gerhard ki itcha Rajesh ke pita ke bare mein aur janne ki bad jati hai. Dono ka profession aur field ek hi tha.

Rajesh ki nazar gadi par padti hai, raat ka ek bajne wala tha. Vah unse thodi der ke liye maafi mangta hai aur apne group ki taraf bad jaata hai jahan Rajeev jalabhuna baitha hua tha. Rajesh sabko kehta hei ki vah kuch busy hai aur baaki log chahen to yahan ki sundarta ko enjoy Karen aur agar neend aa rahi hai to apne apne kamre ki taraf jayeen, sab Rajesh ka isiliye wait kar rahe the, sab apne apne kamre ki taraf chale jate hein par Rajeev vahin baitha rehta hai.

Kyonki is group ka is kahani se kuch lena dena nahin hai isliye mein unki taraf koi tavjo nahin de raha hun.

To chaliye Rajesh ki taraf chalte hain.

Rajesh Rajeev ko vahin chod kar German family ke pass chala jata hai aur sabke liye counter par ek aur drink ka order de deta hai. Drink karte hue Prof Gerhard Rajesh ke pita ke bare mein aur puchne lagte hain. Kath ki maan bhi ek doctor thi to use bhi ho rahi baton mein dilchaspi hoti hai. Drink khatam karte kart eek ghanta aur beet jata hai . Tab Kath ki maan sabko chalne ka ishara karti hai aur Rajesh ko subah breakfast per invite karti hai. Kath Rajesh ko kuch ishara karti hai. Rajesh vahin ruk jata hai aur apne liye ek aur drink ka order kar deta hai. Barman kehta hai sir ab last order de dijiye kyun ki bahut der ho chuki hai vaise to hum 11 baje tak counter band kar dete hain. Rajesh puri Ek Vodka ki bottle ka order sath mein dedeta hai. Rajeev vahan sabko jaate hue dekh kar Rajesh ki taraf badta hai.

Rajeev : Sale akele akele maal hazam karne ki phirak mein hai, mein kya chutiya lagta hun tuje jo muje avoid kar raha hai.

Rajesh : Bhutni ke, voh tere mein interest hi nahin le rahi to mein kya karoon.

Rajeev : Behnchod English mein baate nahin kar sakta, sala pata nahin konsi jubaan bol raha tha.

Rajesh : Yaar yeh german group hai aur german mein hi baat karna chata tha. Chal bahut der ho gayi hai sone chalet hain. Tu chal mein yahan ka settle kar ke pahunchta hun. Phir room mein bath kar baate karenge.

Rajeev : thoda naraj sa dhikte hue, "Nahin mein sone jaa raha hun. " aur vahan se chal deta hai.

Idhar Rajeev vahan se ruksat hota hai udhar Kath vahan pahunch jati hai, usne ek paardarshi lingere pehni hui thi jisme se uske sudol chooche saaf nazar aa rahe the . Patli kamar aur us par 36C ke pahad apni noken taane hue khade the .Rajesh uska yeh roop dekh kar hairaan ho jata hai uski najren Kath ki choochiyon par gad jaati hein vah saans tak lena bhul jata hai. Par ek aur cheez saans lene lagti hai . Uski pant mein ek tamboo ban jata hai. Kath ki nazar vahin thi aur vo kalki halki smile karne lagti hai. Use maaloom tha Rajesh par uske is roop ka kya asap padega.

Jahan ek traf vo Rajesh se aakarshit thi vahin veh use bhi apni taraf aakarshit karna chahti thi. Saaf dhikh raha tha ke uska jadoo Rajesh ke sar chad kar bol raha tha.

Vah Rajesh ki taraf badti hai aur khule mein hi uske laboon par apne lab rakhdeti hai. Rajesh neend se jaise jag uthta hai uski saanse bhari hone lagti hain. Veh Kath ko apni bahon mein jakad leta hai aur done khule asman ke niche apne labon ko ek dusre se bhidane lagte hain.

Barman sab dekh raha tha uske liye yek koi nai baat nahin thi, vah in drishyon ka aadi ho chukka tha. Use bahut der ho rahi thi, to vah apna gala khankar kar unke dyan apni taraf kart a hai.

Rajesh uski taraf dekhta hai aur ek smile kar kar counter se do gilass, vodka ki bottle , kuch soda ki bottlen aur icecan le kar bill par sign kar deta hai.

Rajesh shivir se bahar nikal jata hai aur uske piche ki taraf chal deta hai. Kath bhi uske piche piche chalne lagti hai. Vah hairan thi ki Rajesh Room mein jaane ki jagah bahar kyon jaa raha hei. Khair kya farak padta hai ismein shayad kuch aur hi romanch ho, sochte huye vah apni rafter bada kar Rajesh ke sameep pahunch jati hai.

Rajesh ret pe ubhri hui ek sapat chattaan per baith jata hai aur Kath uske pass aa kar baith jaati hai.

Rajesh peg tyaar karne lagta hai to Kath use rok kar khud do peg tyaar karti hai. Dono apna apna jam utha kar cheers karte hain aur ek ek chota ghunt bar lete hain.

Dono ek dusre ki taraf hi dekh rahe the aag dono traf barabar lag chuki thi, lagta tha jaise registhan mein ek bhuchaal kuch hi doori pad ruka hua hai aur jaise hi suru hoga sab kuch uda ke le jayega.

Rajesh ki nazren Kath ke madmate badan ka avlokan kar rahi thi to Kath ki nazren Rajesh ka, donon dhire dhire apna peg khatam karte hain aur Kath dusra tyaar kar deti hai, aisa lag raha tha jaise Vodka nahin paani pe rahe hon. Ek dusre ka nasha hi dono par kuch aisa chad raha tha ki Vodka uske same phiki padti jaa rahi thi. Rajesh ke ek haath mein apna gilass tha dusre haath ki ungliyon ko vek Kath ki marmari bahn per thirkane lagta hai, Kath ki ankhe laal surkh hone lagti hain uski saanse bahri hone lagti hain, ek ajeeb sa unmad uski shareer pad chadne lagta hai jiska asar uski gili hoti hui panty byan karne lagti hai.

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