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Click hereThis is a fun, humorous set of jokes inspired by the classic "Good Girl, Bad Girl" sex jokes and expanded upon. Please enjoy the "Life of a Slut Wife and Mum" series in conjunction with it and message and comment any feedback you have for both this and the main series.
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Good girls fuck like kittens
Bad girls fuck like bitches
My mum fucks like a bunny
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Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons
My mum unbuttons guys' pants
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Good girls think oral sex is kissing the tip and then a handjob
Bad girls think oral sex is licking and sucking a cock like it's a lollipop
My mum thinks oral sex is when her mouth becomes a pussy
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Good girls wax their floors
Bad girls wax their bikini line
My mum waxes guys' balls
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Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies
Bad girls know they could do it better
My mum thinks there aren't enough cocks
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Good girls wear white cotton panties
Bad girls wear thongs
My mum wears a butt plug
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Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls
Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls
My mum thinks she's fully dressed with a "pearl necklace"
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Good girls pack their toothbrush
Bad girls pack their diaphragms
My mum packs Viagra and volume pills
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Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it
Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it
My mum owns only one bikini and rarely uses it
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Good girls think cum is for having babies
Bad girls think cum is for tasting
My mum thinks cum is facial cream and hair conditioner combined
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Good girls wear high heels to work
Bad girls wear high heels to bed
My mum wears high heels to bed, lets guys cum in them then wears them to work
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Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance
Bad girls think the office is a hot place to have a romance
My mum thinks the office is boring
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Good girls prefer the missionary position
Bad girls prefer the doggy position
My mum adds chapters to the Kama Sutra
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Good girls say no
Bad girls say when?
My mum coughs and chokes on the cock in her mouth
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Good girls go to the party, go home, and then go to bed
Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home
My mum goes to the party, goes to bed with three guys, then wakes up the next morning with her butt crusted to the sheets
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Good girls sit with their legs crossed
Bad girls sit with their legs open
My mum sits on mens' cocks
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Good girls watch G movies
Bad girls watch R movies
My mum makes R movies
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Good girls' boyfriends wake up with a kiss from them
Bad girls' boyfriends wake up with a pair of boobs in their hands
My mum's boyfriends wake up with their cocks firing in her mouth
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Good girls' give their boyfriends blowjobs for their birthdays
Bad girls' give their boyfriends anal for their birthdays
My mum gives her boyfriends ass to mouth blowjobs for their birthdays
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Good girls wear one piece swimsuits
Bad girls wear bikinis
My mum goes skinny dipping
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Good girls like to receive flowers
Bad girls like to receive jewellery
My mum likes to receive pearl necklaces
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Good girls thank guys for driving them around with a kiss
Bad girls thank guys for driving them around with a motorboat
My mum thanks guys for driving her around with roadhead
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Good girls blush when my dad winks at them
Bad girls smile when my dad winks at them
My mum whispers "when?" when my dad winks at her
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Good girls wear make up to work
Bad girls wear make up to clubs
My mum wears make up to bed
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Good girls love milk
Bad girls love vodka
My mum loves cum
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Good girls hate porn
Bad girls love porn
My mum stars in porn
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Good girls like milk for breakfast
Bad girls like rum for breakfast
My mum likes cum for breakfast
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Good girls get fucked with the windows closed
Bad girls get fucked with the windows open
My mum gets fucked against the window
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Good girls enjoy the food at a nice restaurant
Bad girls think about the sex after dinner
My mum is under the table swallowing a protein shake
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To be expanded...
Seriously Lol at these jokes. Hilarious and sexy. Keep writing these fun little "extras"
I never followed the good girl bad girl jokes.
Some of these are a riot!