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Click here"And, after tonight," she predicted, "You will delete your profile completely."
As I pondered that, she brightened up and asked, "Marvin, would you let me to cook dinner for you?"
I looked at her lovely dark face, took her hand and said, "Apple Betty, I would absolutely love to have dinner with you tonight." Then, I leaned forward and kissed her on the lips.
That evening, Betty cooked the most astounding pot roast and made the most astounding love to me. It was late into the next morning before I could pull myself out of her bed to return home. I really didn't want to leave.
She had been right and also wrong with her prediction, though. When I got home, I fired up the computer to change my POF profile. I started by erasing it entirely and retyping. It now says.
King Marvin met his queen! Thank you all and good luck.
I love it when the writer doesn't take him or herself too seriously. Sex act descriptions without humor and/or romance, preferably both, are pretty uninspiring. This story is just more FUN even without the panting and moaning. Well done.