Masturbating on a Plane

I once heard a great joke from a comedian who excitedly announced on stage "I just joined the Mile-High Club!" The audience cheered and applauded him, and he continued "Solo Flyers Division!" I wish I could give credit to the comedian who said this but it wasn't somebody whose name I recognised and I can no longer remember it.

Inspired by this joke, I decided that I would try doing this for real on a flight I was on. I recorded myself on my mobile phone (cell phone, for my American listeners). I sat in my seat and discreetly worked myself up (you can hear how I kept this hidden on a full plane) until I was ready to go to the bathroom and finish myself off. You can even hear the stewardess interrupting me in my seat as she brought drinks and snacks around!

In case you are wondering, yes this genuinely happened as described. Fortunately there is an awful lot of background noise on a plane so I was able to record my voice pretty clearly with my phone held fairly close to my mouth, and I don't think the people either side of me could hear what I was saying.

As per my other contributions, I would love to hear any feedback you have. I love to hear where people were, what they were wearing and what they were doing while they listened to me. Public messages would be great if you enjoyed it as it helps others find me. If you would like to send me a private message I can assure you I read every one of them. Where a listener leaves a contact e-mail address, I have so far sent a personal reply to every one of them.

Please give me a star rating. Very few listeners do this but it really helps us contributors.