The Agency Ch. 28 (Remastered Pt. 01)

The door opened and in walked a beautiful young woman, probably just out of college with a cart full of cameras and cords. Secretly, I hoped that this evaluation room would be where I got to have sex with her, but I doubted I'd be that fortunate.

"Please sit in the chair and I'll get you ready for evaluation," the woman said as she pulled her cart close to the chair.

I sat in the seat and watched as the woman set up a number of cameras in front of me, focusing them in on my face. Next she pulled some sort of biofeedback pads out of a case and began placing them on my body. She placed a pair on my forehead and few others on my chest. She them moved down and placed one directly onto the shaft of my penis.

I found myself slightly aroused from this beautiful woman getting me ready, and I tried my best to avoid getting a full on erection when she began maneuvering my shaft to get the sticky pad attached. She hooked cords into each of the pads and checked the cameras one final time. The woman then took her cart and exited the room, again leaving me alone in the room.

The arousal I felt for the pretty technicians subsided and I began to feel uncomfortable again. I was sitting naked, strapped up with medical equipment with cameras staring me in the face.

"Joe," a voice that sounded like Eliza's rang out from a speaker in the room.

"Yes," I replied.

"We are going to begin with some tests that will help us determine your compatibility with different women. We are measuring your heart rate, brain waves and penile stimulation to determine your feelings for each of the women that will be pictured. In addition, we will need you to give us a ranking on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, on how you would grade each woman. We'll ask you to provide us with details as to what you like and dislike about each. This will help us better match you with clients that will arouse you, so you can adequately perform the assignment you've been given."

The television in the room turned on and the screen showed a video that began panning over a naked woman's body. The woman had dark shoulder length hair and a cute face. She had some slight curves, but was a little on the thick side. Her D cup breasts still had a surprising perkiness to them. Even though she was thicker in the waist, she didn't have much of a stomach. Her skin was nicely tanned. Her pussy was well-kept, shaved into a thin landing strip. The woman's ass was nice and thick.

"I'd give her an eight," I said as I could feel my cock stiffening up, "she's very attractive!"

"Joe, we need you to be more specific than that. What do you like and dislike about her specifically? Go through each body part and tell us what you think. The more information the better," Eliza said over the speaker.

I wasn't used to having to comment specifically on women. Generally, when I was at the bar with my friends we just talked about which women we thought were hot, not a detailed breakdown of why they were.

"Umm, okay, well I like her hair. I like the thickness and color of it. I wish it was a little longer. Her breasts are a nice size; it is always fun to have something to grab onto. Her breasts aren't as saggy as I'd expect at that size, but I'd prefer a little smaller because I like a nice perky breast. I like her complexion, she's got a good tan. She has one of the nicer asses I've seen, again I like something I can grab. I prefer a clean shaven pussy, but I appreciate that she took the time to maintain it."

"That's better," Eliza said, as the TV switched to a new girl.

The next girl on the screen was a short blonde. She was petite, bordering between an A and B cup in the chest and having smaller hips. She was cute, but not as sexy as the previous girl had been.

"Six and a half," I said, beginning my analysis, "I like the length of her hair, but it is a little too thin for my liking. I am a fan of blondes, though. Her chest is smaller than I prefer, but they are still sexy. I like that she has a clean shaven pussy. She is a little too pale, especially having such light hair. She has a fit looking body, which is sexy. I do prefer a little more meat on the bones, but she is still sexy in her own right."

This process continued for 40 different women, all with varying body types. I had never considered myself as the type of guy who prefers one specific type of woman. I'd been with some tiny girls, some big girls and everything between. There were certain things I found attractive and unattractive, but I was less picky than other guys I knew.

The TV turned off and a few moments later, Eliza entered the room. She was carrying a small stool and a clipboard.

"Okay, now that we've gone over physical compatibility we will move on to some interview questions so we can also pair your personality and preferences with clients that will fit well," Eliza said, positioning herself across from me.

"Do you want me to get dressed?" I asked.

"No, we'd prefer you remain naked. We will continue to pull information from your body about your answers. Also, we'd like you to begin to get more comfortable with being naked, as you might spend a lot of time naked on your assignments."

My cock was oozing precum all over my seat from having watched and commented on all the naked women. It was strange to sit naked across from someone who was clothed, but I wasn't overly bothered by the request.

"First question, which do you prefer and why? Cuddling naked while watching a movie, having sex all night or a candlelit bubble bath that leads to a short session of passionate sex?"

I sat and weighed the options, "They all have their bright spots. In reality, it depends on my mood, but I guess I'd lean more toward the bath. I'm not one to normally go all night having sex. I always try to take care of things in a timely manner, while paying plenty of attention to my partner. On average, I'd say I last 20-30 minutes. I've had all night sex before, but it is harder to sustain and enjoy."

Eliza noted my answer on board and moved to the next question, "A client wants you to cum on her body. Where do you shoot your load?"

"I think facials are hot, but they can get messy. Most of the time I go for on her butt or tits, depending on what position we're in."

The line of questioning continued from Eliza for 30 minutes or so. The questions ranged from my fantasies, my dislikes, my sexual history and more.

Once the questioning was over, the technician came back into the room and unhooked me from the pads. Eliza directed me to follow her back into the hallway and over to a room for a physician to give me a physical. It was again odd walking around naked, but I was beginning to become numb to it.

The physical was thorough, taking samples and inspecting my body all over. Once the tests and samples had been taken, I was finally given a robe to cover up with. Eliza directed me to the lounge, which was a small room with a couch and a TV.

"We'll need to wait for all of your tests to come back before we can finish up our analysis. You can stay in here and relax until that comes back," Eliza said.

I waited in the lounge for quite some time as I assumed they were tabulating my results. I took the opportunity to rest, as I had no idea what might await me. Finally, Eliza returned with a folder in-hand.

"Good news, you've passed all of the necessary tests and your compatibility moved you into the top-tier of our client base. I graded your sexual performance from the other night and we coupled that with your results from today. You still have room to improve, but you are one of the most promising individuals we've ever brought in. I'll let you take a look at your results," Eliza said handing me the folder.

I opened the folder and began to read:

Joe Williams

Age: 25

Height: 6 ft. 2 in.

Weight: 195 lb.

Body Type: Athletic

Hair Color: Brown

Eyes: Blue

Penis Length (erect): 7 in.

Pubic Hair: Shaved

Sexual Performance (Scale of 1-10, 10 being the highest)

Technique: 8

Energy: 9

Passion: 10

Pleasure: 8.5

Duration: 7

Compatible Clients

1. Taylor Swift

2. Katy Perry

3. Jennifer Lawrence

4. Rachel McAdams

5. Selena Gomez

6. Amanda Seyfried

7. Kaley Cuoco

8. Emma Watson

9. Meghan Trainor

10. Ariana Grande

The rest of the pages included my answers to the interview questions, medical analysis and nude photos of me.

"These test help us determine who and where you should be paired. All of this information will be available for clients to see to determine if they are interested in hiring you," Eliza said.

"Okay, so what happens from here?" I asked.

"Normally, we'd put you through training camp, but we have currently seen an increase in demand that will likely force us to send you directly to the field. While this isn't ideal, we believe based on our analysis that you will be able to handle the assignment until we can get you fully trained."

Eliza led me out of the lounge and back into her office. She took a seat at her desk and directed me to the adjacent seat.

"Time to talk business," Eliza said, pulling some documents from a drawer in her desk, "Based on your results and being a top-tier entry level associate, we are prepared to offer you a two-year contract at $750,000 per year. There is no negotiation room on this number, as this is our maximum allowable amount for a new client. However, at the end of two years you will be eligible to re-sign at a much higher amount.

"All travel is taken care of by the company and a full list of benefits is included in this packet. Pretty much your standard stuff: matching 401k, health insurance, life insurance, etc. You are also eligible for tips from our clients, which will likely far outweigh your salary. Depending on the client, we've seen tips that have gone into the millions, so keep that in mind.

"You will be expected to be available when we require it. Your assignments will mostly be 24/7 assignments, which means once you go on assignment you're never off the clock. With this in mind we will try to give you extended time off between missions.

"Most of the time you won't know who your client will be until you reach your destination city. A folder will be waiting on you will all pertinent information. Should you need us, you can always give us a call, but we encourage you to be as disconnected as possible while on assignment. The services you provide need to seem less like a business transaction and more personal. This job is just that, a job. While it is a nice job, there are always going to be negatives. You need to just push through the negatives and do the job to the best of your abilities. Do you have any questions?"

I sat on the other side of the desk trying to comprehend all that Eliza had told me. It was trouble enough to wrap my mind around the idea of this being an actual job, let alone the price tag that came with that job.

"Uhh, no I don't think so," I stammered.

"Great, well if you are on board I will need you to sign a couple more documents and then you can head back home. I'll call you later this week with information on your first assignment once it gets booked."

I signed a few documents and contracts and was out the door in a few minutes. On the drive home, I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming. I had just managed to stumble into the greatest opportunity of my life.

The next day, I went into work and quit my job. I tried to be as non-descript as possible about why I was quitting. My employer was mad; but with the money I was about to make, I didn't care if I burned a bridge with the company.

On Thursday, I got a phone call from Eliza.

"We've sent your file to a number of our clients and we got an immediate response from Taylor Swift. She will be having you go with her on her upcoming tour. You need to be ready to leave next week. I'll send you your travel information by the end of the day," Eliza said.

Sleep was hard to come by the next few days as excitement and nerves took control of my body. My first assignment was going to be with one of my top celebrity crushes. It all seemed too good to be true.