The Vampire Alastair

Second you were also forewarned that Alastair despite being the putrid essence of alleged goodness is a vampire with vampiric needs living in a world full of humans- I mean you wouldn't send a man who has abstained from sex into a whore house without assuming something would happen. And besides if you think that's bad wait and see what happens next. This whole Tobias thing really does end with a phenomenal bang!

Another note on this little instalment as stated before on the unfortunate occasions when Alastair is in control I am forced to dine on a diet of lets call it processed food which causes my eyes to turn red. I mean you really have no idea what it's like going from a 5 star meal to a cheap imitation- put it this way it's like giving an avid meat eater tofu! It just shouldn't be done. Well until next time. I'm getting hungry!