What A Day

The sun was poking in the window as I opened my bleary eyes. I knew straightaway that something was wrong. I just wasn't sure what.

My wife was away for a few days with the kids but that wasn't it and then I realised that it was simply that the sheet had got tucked up under my chest. I reached to straighten it. It was straight yet I could still feel this lump.

Slowly I lifted myself away from the bed and looked.

If I didn't know better it looked as though I had a pair of breasts!

I looked again, they were still there a nice pair of perky boobs were sitting there as I looked down my body!

I jumped out of bed in alarm and felt the weirdest sensation at the rapid movement, it was as though my chest had turned to jelly and was swaying around.

As I put my hands up instinctively to touch them, the nipples hardened under my touch and I felt a warm glowing at my loins only it wasn't accompanied by the usual tightening of blood vessels heralding an erection. This was more of warmth, a tingling and a sensation of lifting and opening. I tore my eyes from my newly acquired breasts and looked further down

WHERE THE HELL HAD IT GONE??

There was no sign of my usual 14", well ok I've been listening to the sound bite on my profile too much, but there was still no sign of my cock which like any good farmyard cock normally arose before me to greet the morning

All I could see was the usual mass of pubic hair, and NOTHING!!

Hurriedly I raced to the bathroom where there was a full-length mirror.

There looking at me was my face, unshaven and as ugly as normal but from the neck down was a body with curves and indents and breasts and horror of horrors the slit high on my pubic bone leading to ...my hand explored ...reaching to a very warm and moist pussy!

This was WEIRD

Was I dreaming?

Had I had a curse put on me

Even as I was thinking my fingers were acting as they always do when placed beside a pussy they were exploring and I could feel myself (?) becoming damper and damper, the tingling I had experienced earlier was becoming more and more acute, it was building inside me like a crescendo like a rush of babbling water and suddenly my body shook with this amazing sweet sensation gushing over me. I saw the blush over my (?) breasts and I realised I had just experienced a female orgasm

NEAT!! No mess just the pleasure. I licked my fingers, hey my pussy tasted pretty good.

I smiled , then I realised the full enormous impact of the situation, I had a woman's body , but I was a guy with mans work to do , mans pals , a marriage, a family , it HAD to be a dream .

That made me feel better, I could have fun with this dream just as long as the alarm didn't go off.

I was not going to dress as a woman no way but I certainly wanted to explore things a bit more.

I found my wife's box of tampons, Inserting one wasn't anywhere near as simple as I expected, eventually I decided to read the accompanying instructions, one leg raised worked for me, being wet already I found it slipped in easily enough the cotton wool covering being a little rough and tickly at first, then nothing, no sensation at all. Then the moisture from my orgasm kicked in I could feel it swelling, filling. I pulled it out, this was too weird.

I washed and shaved, having a wee was odd, nothing to hold and aim, boy the fun girls miss out on!!

I still hadn't had a good look so taking a small mirror I went back to the bedroom lay on the bed and examined myself, Yep it was a pussy a nicely shaped one too. What the hell was I going to do, a feeling of panic washed over me then I remembered it was only a dream wasn't it?

I dressed...in MY clothes!!

From the waist down I was ok but no way could I go outside in this shirt. I got a tape measure and my wife's guide to clothing sizes and took the shirt off.

I'm a small guy my chest usually measures 38" but now my bust was a good 40c!

I phoned work to explain I had got some kind of infection and wouldn't be in, this may seem odd as it was only a dream but a part of me told me it wasn't a dream, I kept reminding myself it was, I wouldn't have stayed sane otherwise.

What could I do all day?

This body was too good just to sit about and watch TV but I dared not step outside

I thought long and hard, My wife's best friend was a nice girl, in fact I fancied her something rotten, with the open marriage we had this wasn't a problem to my wife in fact she had encouraged her friend to " give him a go " " make his day " but beyond a few kisses and some minor juvenile type petting things had never developed, she just couldn't let herself go enough to make it with a married man no matter how much his wife said it was ok, mind she had let slip to me that if it was my wife she was being invited to get it on with then it would be a different matter!

I called her up " Hi Julie " I heard my voice say, thank goodness my voice hadn't changed sex.

"Hi Dave" came her cheerful reply

"Look, you couldn't pop over, something has cropped up that I can't handle myself "

"Oh you can't find any clean cups huh? Don't worry I told Di that I'd keep an eye on you while she was away, give me a half hour or so"

It was actually 27 minutes; I'd paced anxiously the entire time working out what I was going to say. I had also slipped a thick jumper over my shirt

When she arrived I could see she was impressed if not astonished at how tidy I had kept the place, she sat on a chair facing me "So what's the problem, you seem to be coping well enough"

"Well...its not really that sort of a problem.."

She began to stand "You know I wont help you with the other kind of problem " she moved towards the door

"It isn't that either" I began..." Well sort of ...just look" I pulled the jumper and shirt off over my head

Her face was a picture that comedians try to create with words, her eyes really did shoot out of their sockets, her mouth gaped, the colour drained from her face

"What? .... How? ...When?"

"Tits...no idea...this morning " I replied to her staccato questions

"You mean, they just appeared? " She walked towards me to get a better look

Her hand reached " Can I? " she asked

"Sure" I said not really thinking much of it

As her cool fingers caressed my breast her thumb rubbing over my nipple I realised I was once again getting turned on, this is what women mean when they say they have sensitive breasts, one touch is enough to set them over the edge

Cautiously I placed my hand on her waist; she didn't seem to notice

"They're real" she whispered "and so firm, it's not fair you've had kids!"

I laughed, " Yours always seemed firm enough to me "

"Not as firm as yours look " To my astonishment she whipped off her Tee shirt and unclipped her bra

My dreams were coming true ...on the one day I didn't have a cock

She was about a 34b and yes they did droop a little but they still looked good enough to suck on

"Now "she said " Put one hand on yours and one on mine and feel the difference"

She was INVITING me!!!

I obeyed, yes her's didn't feel quite as taut as the ones attached to my chest but she obviously didn't realise most guys prefer the girl next door to artificial centrefold models

I wondered how far this might go

"This is only part of my problem "

She looked at me, puzzled

I began lowering my trousers

"My GOD" she murmured, pushing me down on my seat and kneeling between me

The position I had wanted her in for years!!

Her fingers delicately parted the labia and her face moved so close to me, I could feel her warm breath over me.

I lay trembling in anticipation and I sensed rather than saw or felt her tongue brushing lightly over the clitoris that was there.

I felt muscles I had never previously been aware of tighten up as the blood vessels filled. I could feel the moisture bubbling up inside my pussy as her tongue flicked a little more firmly and two cool fingers slid inside and aimed for the upper layer of flesh so pressing upwards.

I even had a G-Spot!!!

I trembled uncontrollably and found myself parting my thighs wider, my hands squeezing my breasts firmly.

Her tongue lapped away at my clitoris bringing me to peak after peak, each slightly higher than the last until I felt an intense thundering building up and I yelled and pushed her away from me, the sensitivity had become just far too acute to bear.

She stood in front of me her jeans slipping down over her hips followed by the small white panties

"Seeing as you're no threat to me I can teach you EXACTLY how a woman likes to be loved"

Naked she pulled me to the settee and lay me down and positioned herself directly opposite me lowering her face once more to my thighs and I saw her pink cushioned pussy lips lowering themselves to my waiting mouth, lower and lower they came, closer and closer, her hot pussy aroma filling my senses.

BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

As the alarm went off I followed my usual early morning act of untangling my balls and caressing my erect cock which like all good farmyard cocks was already up and about before me .

© taurents