- Humor & Satire
- Xenophilia
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The female seemed to understand. She knelt before him, her eyes shining with bliss, and said, "Of course, Master. I am yours to command. What do you wish to know?"
Xaurkoth flushed yellow with pleasure as he lifted her comfortably onto the specimen table. The servitor drone could tell him anything he truly needed to know, of course, but he found that it was more exciting to pretend that the human needed to be enticed into betraying her species. He sat beside her, asking the question that had burned inside him the entire time he was playing with her body.
"Tell me," he said, "what is this 'Rule 34'?"
THE END
- COMMENTS
kelprimeover 6 years agoI forgot this was under the humor category. Usually those are stupid or obviously meant to be funny. This was just funny while also being quite fascinating to read. It made em think of anthropology classes where we were supposed to attempt to view cultures without any awareness of them, such as the "mating rituals" in this story.
Quite a fun read.
Posy_Churchgateover 6 years agoGreat story, not my particular kink but written in a very arousing way!
GigglingGoblinover 6 years agoOh my god this is delightful. Well-written, as always, but with a sparkle of humor that I love to see in your work.
