Stories by chasten
She was in the oldest racket in the world and she was scared.
H 4.81 12.4k 19 17 23
She was the female of the species, deadlier than the male.
H 4.88 7.9k 20 32 24
Winterim...and the main game. Chips has a gut check to do.
H 4.82 17.4k 20 20 51
Who are you and what have you done with my friend?
H 4.82 20.4k 20 13 53
Nothing a pint and talking with a pretty woman couldn't cure.
H 4.73 29.5k 91 25 138
Would you like a little judgment with your pint?
H 4.83 15.9k 33 21 46
She was two pints of confused in a one-pint glass.
H 4.83 15.2k 25 18 38
A pint doesn't need a fancy glass to bring happiness.
H 4.84 18.1k 59 68 76
Sometimes you're not at the right starting point on the map.
H 4.86 48.8k 163 34 243
Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much. -Jas. Patterson
H 4.6 54.9k 112 52 161
What the eyes see ... the mind believes. -Harry Houdini
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I love it when a plan comes together. -Hannibal Smith.
H 4.67 33.4k 36 37 48
My dream job is the Karma delivery service. -Bill Murray.
H 4.67 32.1k 31 26 42
They'll never forget what you made them feel. -Maya Angelou
H 4.77 41.5k 87 152 103
A cop walks into a diner and stays for more than the coffee.
H 4.84 42.5k 121 52 175
Debbie accidentally says something in front of friends.
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