Can you imagine how much I got teased at school for having the name "Dick Bigger"? Chicks seemed to dig it though...
Okay... I played major league baseball under the name "Dick Tidrow".
I was a spy for the Defense
Intelligence Agency during the Cold War,
and was headquartered in Afghanistan.
I was once in jail with Osama bin Laden,
and he was a pussy even then...
Favorite bands: Squeeze is one of them;
R.E.O. Speedwagon is not.
"I used to be disgusted/
now I try to be amused."
-Elvis Costello,
"Angels Want To Wear My Red Shoes"
Location
In My Chair