"Zoot!"
"No.. I am Zoot's identical twin sister, Dinga."
"Oh. Excuse me."
"Where are you going?"
"I seek the Grail! I have seen it. Here! In this castle!"
"Oh. Oh no. Oh no! Bad, bad Zoot! Oh wicked, bad, *naughty* Zoot! She has been setting alight our beacon, which I've just remembered is Grail shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem."
"It's not the real Grail?!"
"Wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! She is a *naughty* person, and she must pay the penalty. Here in Castle Anthrax we have but one punishment for setting alight the Grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down, on a bed, and spank her! You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then.. spank me."
"And spank me"
"And me!"
"Yes. Yes! You must give us all a good spanking! And after the spanking.. the oral sex!"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Seattle, WA