The easiest way to know me is to read these quotes:
Fry: What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren't normal, and that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg! He's a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage, and does.
Zoidberg: Damn right!
Fry: And the professor's a senile, amoral crackpot.
Professor: Ohhhea.
Fry: Hermes is a rastafarian accountant.
Hermes: Tally me banana!
Fry: Amy's a klutz from Mars!
Amy: (crash) s'ploops!
Professor: And Fry, you've got that brain thing.
Fry: I already did! So Leela - do you wanna be like us, or do you wanna be like Adelai...with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever. ...Futurama: The Cyber House Rules
"Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let...lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may."...Tyler Durden, Fight Club
"You have to defy Reality herself, and that Reality, boy she is one saucy bird. I went out with her a couple times. I took her to a couple of ice-cream so-kills. I never really believed in her thought there's some advice for you, don't go a'courtin' any body whose very existence you question."...Ask A Ninja, Question 49: Ninja Life Span
"There are no normal people, everybody is a weirdo freak...except your, which maeks you a weirdo freak."...Ask A Ninja, Question 60; OmniWorld
"Intimacy is based on shared vulnerability...nothing deepens intimacy like the experiences that we share when we feel flayed, with our skins off, scared and vulnerable, and our partner is there with us, willing to share in the scary stuff."...The Ethical Slut
"A masochist walked up to a sadist, and said 'Hurt me.' The sadist said, 'No,' and walked away."
Location
My own reality