I turned and looked in the mirror and what I saw shocked me!
Stephanie was mad, but she also had a plan.
I keep telling you, you can't keep summoning me!
If You're Even Thinking Of Doing No Nut November . . .
At least now, she knows who’s really the boss.
1For this one night, Grandma will become your wife.
2I committed the biggest taboo of them all, and I'm not sorry.
3Grandmother fights to legalize grandmother/grandson marriage.
4Grandmother/Grandson marriage is now legal.
Go on baby, have another drink. You earned it.
She’s tired of being his dirty little secret.
You finalized the divorce this morning? You mean.
It’s time to teach these jealous cunts a lesson.
You came to see if the rumors were true? What rumors?
"Sweetie! Is your... is your penis getting hard?"
What if I told you this war could be over by tomorrow?
We'll be fine, as long as the elevator doors don't open.
Your wish is to spend the night with her... and fuck her!
Let me prove my devotion to you, my new lord and master.
I feed on a more . . . exquisite source of sustenance. Cum.
Are you sure about this, Sweetie?
Can I tell you something? It's kind of a secret.
Jerk yourself. Jerk your cock for me.
I don't want to be A goth... I just want to be YOUR goth.
I'm fucking in love with you, dumbass!
One thing led to another, and... surprise! We're married!
Hmmm, I hope your company offers maternity leave.
It's only a legend, right?
Now then, let's observe the reaction. How do you feel?
What is that ring worth to me? Absolutely nothing!
Who dares enter my castle?
What? You- You want to help me pay for college?
The thing is . . . I'm pregnant, and you're the father.
I wake up to find a cum-eating vampire standing over me.
Courtney and Gwen become college roommates . . . and lovers!
