All Comments on 'A Bitch of a Scarlet Witch'

You covered it all. It was another LOL story. I will have to note that your signature lines were missing "I love Dick", did you really write this. Another great read. Thanks Sarahh. Looking forward to buying the new book soon.

I hate the Evil Empire with a passion and that made the story even funnier for me.Not to mention where I am from we are famous for witches.Excellent writing and hilarious lines.

Usually I love your stuff - you know that - but a bit more research (I could have helped) would have made the story a bit more enjoyable. If you're going to venture into the comic / celeb area, it helps to know things like the Scarlet Witch's real name is Wanda (or Wanda Maximoff) and she likely would have called Captain America "Steve" - the story was fun, but the distractions made it less than a success for me. I myself have ventured into this realm, but what can I say? - comic fan here.

not Angela Harkness. I am a comic nut too and I absolutely loved this story. Best of its kind I have read by far. Wow I would sure like to see you do more superheroes stuff.

same ole bullshit from sarahhh

You are the cunning linquist. I have been reading stories on this site for about a week, and this is the first one that had me choking I was laughing so hard. I sure hope you got more like this. Dont like the Steelers though. I am from the other Burg.

Love the unabashed humor in this story, and the abundance of sayings for the same sexual act borders on the edge of luncay. (I mean that is a good way.) It's always fun to read Sarah's stories and ride along with her wicked sarcasm.

I'm jumping off this bandwagon, you got a picture of a great tit but stories are getting old, sorry.

Laughed hard. Got hard.

Wheres the I Love Dick shirt babe.I miss it but the story is good anyway.You still da bitch even though no hogs in this one.Skip aka Steeler City Mafia #2834

Awsome... I love you work.

<p>You've fallen into the same trap that most writers in this category do. This is nothing more than a mannequin tagged with the celebrity/fictional character's name, in no way reminiscent of or recognizable as the original. The characters are nothing more than sex toys, with about the same amount of personality.</p>

<p>The writing is full of grammar errors, and uninspired. The word choice is atrocious. I assume that this was meant to be humourous, but I found it extremely tacky and off-putting. What little value might be found in the sex is diluted by the horrible, unrealistic dialogue interrupting it, and an apparent attempt to use every word in the sexual thesaurus.</p>

<p>As I believe that any effort should merit more than a 1, I give this a 2. I can find little to recommend this story.</p>

Good news! My "I Love Dick" shirt is back! My new story "I Love (Uncle) Dick" just got posted!

My attorneys are preparing the papers at this very moment. Cheers, George Steinbrenner. ROTFLMFAO.

americas real team the canes.contact me for info to make the story real.was that the best college game of the season or what.the_ronald

\\\'er I mean kitty. Way to turn them every which way but loose, the Jezebels I mean. They just cringe when you get it on.

Your stories rock!Left you a comment on your My Space page this morning. Thanks for friending me.Casanova(Anthony M)

You have so many fans that really like you. Why not do a series of "Getting to Know Sarahh" stories. Semi-autobiographical tales of your first blowjob, group sex, girls and other moments that define you sexually. Some biographical mixed in with some fantasy with us not knowing which parts are true but wishing they all were. The personalization of it would make your fans feel even closer to you and bring us back every day hoping to find your first titfuck story or your most outrageous public sex tale. Going home to HongKong in a month. Take care. Jim

God I'd love to meet you, go for a beer. You'd be a riot with my friends. They'd shit themselves laughing

This was fun and an outstanding story. Why someone is crying about sexual thesaurus? Will you go and ask Roger Federer -- Why you hit so many Ace's??? Sexual thesaurus are Sarah's Ace's they are fun to read and adds spice to the story. As always, I liked the story. Good luck in the contest.

Breakfast at the local ham and egg joint.Laptop.Grits.Reading a Sarahhh story.Starting your day with a smile.Life is good.Thanks, RonnieRox

hey Im a Yank fan and even I liked the story. you are a witty titty. this is our year back to the series

you just keep putting out over and over. lol. agree with the last dude yankees in the series but dodgers will win it. omartinez

Dunno about the baseball but the babeball is always sweet in your stories. Luv em, Ali

Hi sarahh baby, good story.. funny but had some good cock sucking too !! Will you please put a Red Sex Hex

on my cock sarahh !! Your still my #1 and i'm still your #1 fan in Tenn !! !

is running rampant! can't wait for you to put the Red Sex Hex on me Sarah!!! always knew i loved your writing, and been a HUGE fan of you personally, but DAMN GIRL!! who knew you were a Red Sox fan as well?? you may just be the PERFECT woman!! keep 'em coming!!

Myron may be in heaven, but his towel will get us to Seven.got an idea for a Halloween story for ya babe.you wear nothing but an itty bitty terrible towel for you costume.SteelerRonn from my space

in Seventh Heaven group girlfriend, especially the Cowboys fans. Love the story! You go girl, Candace (SteelerCandy)

A splendid blend of sports fannery and erotica. Pun after pun, where does it end? Send the Witch my way.

or is she a witch? Sometimes I think your talent would be better directed toward more traditional literary pursuits. Then I cum to my senses and realize how much your skill with literary tools enhances my erotic pleasure. Puns, euphemisms, alliteration and all those other tricks you use make creative story lines extraordinary. Keep up the good work, Sarah.

of sports and sex.Dig your porno comedy.Cardinals and Red Sox in the Series! Newt

For Hong Kong Jim who said, "You have so many fans that really like you. Why not do a series of 'Getting to Know Sarahh' stories. Semi-autobiographical tales of your first blowjob, group sex, girls and other moments that define you sexually. Some biographical mixed in with some fantasy with us not knowing which parts are true but wishing they all were. The personalization of it would make your fans feel even closer to you and bring us back every day hoping to find your first titfuck story or your most outrageous public sex tale. Going home to HongKong in a month. Take care. Jim" your wish will coming true! The title of the series is I LOVE DICK, and it is to be published in book form soon. In the meantime, you can find my latest book TAMAR'S SWORD: THE CALLING at Amazon.com.

and only an illiterate moron would buy your dumb ass books.

Love your stories especially the girl girl scenes. I would like to lei you!

You started out real good on this one Sarah. A hardcore fanboy, The Avengers were one of my favorite comics while growing up and I loved the Scarlet Witch! Her power is just so damn cool! You usual humor was evident throughout and that was nice. But then it turned sour. First off, I know you are in Pennslvania so why are you rooting for the Red Sox instead of the Pirates? I mean sure, they just set a record for the most losing seasons in a row but thats no reason to love the Boston instead. Plus I don't care for the Red Sox. They are losers. I don't care how many World Series they buy, for me, it will always be 1986 and Bill Buckner putting the finishing touches on their World Series choke by letting the slowest ground ball in history roll between his legs. And the story didn't get better with you picking on the Yankees. I DO like the Yankees...admire the organization very much in fact. I'm not really a baseball guy but if I have a favorite team, its the New York Yankees. Making them the playthings of some homosexual organization led by Elton John did not endear me to this story. The only reason you're getting the score you're getting is because I know I'm being totally biased, so I gave you three stars. Smile because I damn near clicked one star. Anyway, the writing was quality as always but other than that, this story wasn't my cup of tea. Next time you write about the Avengers, have them face off against the Dark Avengers or Ultron, okay?

Apparently not only did Scarlet Witch accomplish her mission, but so did Sarahhh--pissing off not only Jezebel the terrible troll but also Yankee fans everywhere. Now that's what I call

a helluva story!

Hi baby...yet another satirical triumph for you...it was so funny and the use of all the personalities made it so much more humorous..As for the sexual side,the Scarlet Witch was great and Crusher was the lucky one..so hot..love to be your Crusher !! Keep up the good work and keep me up too...good luck.. your loyal fan...Mike.

this one had me going I must say!

Sarahhh,

I think you must have either used acid yourself or your parents did so that you get these wild mind expanded themes for your stories. Whatever, whoever, keep on keepin' on!!!

Sure was hoping your Steelers would lose last night.You wont be beating the Ravens 3 times this season.Hate the Yankees too.Loved the story.KKK73

It was hilarious, loved it. Perfect balance of humor and sex. Thanks for another hot one!

only since u didnt wear that stoopid i love dick shirt in the story. movin on to watch the steelers lose next week lol... calling it again 17 chicago 10 steelers.... need that shirt to make some scraps for starting fire in my grill lol. your vegas dawg baby

another interesting but quality story. it made me sick to see the steelers win last night, but i will feel better on sunday when the bengals are tied for first.

Very weird story.

And I'd luv to be Crusher! Or Capt. America!! (and stay hard...and cum and cum and cum....)

Inspired, creative, very delicious. I think a "You-tube-video" sort of script it is, and needs "actors"!!

You're the best! Thanks for the delicious spurt! 8^)

You have quite the unique and witty style. Great blend of sex, humor, and sharp dialogue. Loved it, Rachel D. and Go Steelers!

but I think I have read this story before.

All her stories sound the same. Doh. If you want something original try the latest chapter of "King of Hearts" by DanielleKitten posted today.

THE story was funny sounds like crusher was about to wear all skin off his dick lol. keep em cumming sarahh i luv ya! BIG ED

I really shouldn’t be asking you, I

feel shy about asking, but I want it so

bad. Don’t get me wrong, it’s just that I haven’t had it for a long, long time.

I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. No one

has to know about this. I need it. I’m desperate, but I would be ever so

grateful. You must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this, but I can

feel my tongue around it sucking all the juice out until there is no more left.

This has been on my mind all day long. I’m not usually like this, but….. can I

have a piece of gum? Thanks, your new friend, Atis Lipo

Your stories are always so wild and crazy and hot and horny and funny honey. Go Cowboys!

Really, you should win this time.

Really, you should win this time.

Great work, you always keep it interesting and enjoyable to read....Hopefully someone does drive Big Ben around though so he doesn't hurt himself..Go Steelers!!

Now that was funny as fuck. Bet you dont like the Pats tho.

But I must confess I really enjoyed the story. Parts made me laugh, parts turned me on, and some parts seemed quite silly. I guess I was in the mood for silly. Good job, author. Hans (hanswortman@yahoo.com)

Now that was funny!

That's some funny stuff Sarahhh. How about having her help the Pirates some time. You know, 17 losing seasons are a lot to deal with!

I think jinxing the Patriots would be even better...the cheaters.

Seriously, good work, again. You come up with some good stuff!

You Steelers goin down on Sunday.On you knees bitchs.I still like your storys even tho you be a Squealers witch

This is great! Not only do you write funny stories that get us horny you are also writing great comics fare!! Well done Sarah!

(Well who doesn't love it bald?) Being a mekasefa (Hebrew witch), I do have certain powers, like Scarlet Witch. Bringing back the dead like the Pirates, however, is not one of those powers. I doubt I could bring that Bears fan's dick back from the dead either.

told ya before i love the story even tho yankee fan.i would say go bengals but after the broncs game i am too sick.sinsee from lusty library

You should definitely win this contest! There is no one as talented as you are!!!

Your stories ROCK, Sarahhh! Keep up the good writing!

Rick

Seriously. You need to put them all in the Erotic Horror category. Beelzebub

is better than a Bears fan so I hope you stomp them.I read that fantasy football story of your which was really good so do some more football stories please

Sarah,

Another great story! Nothing better than one of your hot stories, unless it is one of your hot stories that rips on the Yankees!!

...but I am surprised you aren't a pirates or phillies fan? No complaints We in the Red Sox nation welcome you with "open arms" (among other things) ;-)

Keep it up!

rpbush

Your story. Go Cocks! That's my team.

Hey Sexy!

Keep making me laugh and cum! ;)

Nick

Reallly enjoyed this one. Im a fan of super hero stuff. Erectfully yours.

Wish I had an in with Scarlet Witch, ED is the pits.

Great story, my largest sex organ, my brain that is, was pleased! Thank you for sharing your vision and talents.