by 1AmJ0ker
I have come to love you very much! But in that weird Kathy Bates way.
If I happened to find you stranded in a snowstorm, perhaps if you had a sprained ankle, I'd find a way to bring you to my home. I'd set you up in a comfy bedroom and give you lots of tender care, but I would also set a laptop in front of you and command you: "Honey, keep writing!"
I would insist you turn out a new chapter each day, but then you would probably try to escape my home and then things would become complicated between us - LOL.