An Incest Birthday Ch. 34

"If you can try to be here around seven, your work clothes will be fine," mom said.

"If not I can always raid your closet, we're still the same size except for maybe a cup size on the tits, but I don't mind stretching out your shirts," Aunt Lisa laughed.

"And I won't mind stretching out your wallet so you go right ahead," mom laughed back.

"This would be the perfect time to yell 'catfight' but I'll let it pass unnoticed," I said.

"If I had the time I'd give your mother a proper beatdown," Aunt Lisa said.

"Please, you haven't been in a fight since we were kids, and I beat you up then," mom said.

"You don't know what I do in my spare time, I could be an MMA fighter, you don't know."

"Not with those funbags sitting on your chest you're not."

"Yeah yeah, I'll be back later and we can test it out to see who comes out on top."

"You got about as much chance beating me as Sarah Palin does at becoming president."

"Haha we'll see," Aunt Lisa laughed as she headed for the door. "See you guys later."

She left and Rita and I helped mom clean up the table and the dishes. Although Rita and I held a conversation and laughed and stuff mom seemed a little distant. Whenever we tried to bring her into a convo she'd casually laugh and go back to whatever she was doing.

"Hey mom you ok? You seem a little out of it," Rita said.

"Yeah I'm fine, I just have a lot on my mind that's all. The life of a married mother."

"That's never bothered you before, come on mom, what's going on?"

She paused and took a breath. "You know what's going on. You expect me to be happy with my kids leaving but I can't be, not completely. It's different if you were moving on the other side of town, but you're leaving the state. Our main source of communication will be Skype, I don't want that, I want to actually see my kids, not see them on a computer screen!"

I kinda felt bad. Mom was putting on an act in front of everyone so she wouldn't make a scene because it was secretly killing her we were leaving. While I'm not surprised at her reaction, because it's a mother's reaction, I am surprised at much it stings.

"Mom, we're not gonna be that far away, we're a half days drive out," I said.

"A lot can happen in half a day. Suppose you come visit for the weekend. You leave Friday at noon, you get here at midnight, you'll wanna sleep because you've been driving all day so now it's Saturday. We spend the whole day together and go to sleep. You get up for breakfast and have to be on the road at noon, that weekend turned into one day of actual quality time with the rest of the time spend on traveling and sleeping, what kind of visit is that?"

She did have a point. "When we come mom we'll be here for more than just the weekend."

"How do you know that? Your job might not give you the time off, and even if they did, how could you be sure you both would get the exact same days off?"

"We know it's not gonna be easy mom but we'll figure it out. We'll be back often and when we do come back it'll be days at a time, not just the weekends," Rita said.

"And remember if we can't make it out here you can always come visit us and stay a few days, it's not like it's limited to only us coming to see you," I said.

"Are you sure you're willing to leave this place? You've been here your whole lives, can you just pick up and go start somewhere new just like that?" mom asked.

"We know it won't be easy, but we wanna try it. Aunt Lisa's doing it; you and dad did it, so now it's our turn. Who knows, maybe we won't like it and move back,"

Rita said.

"So you're ending this story and starting another? How long will that take?"

"Like we said before, who knows, we don't know what the next story is gonna be about, or who's even gonna be in it, we'll just have to wait and see how it plays out."

"Well I guess it could be worse, you could be even farther away than you're going."

"Yeah we had New York and Chicago for another option, even Florida."

"Yeah Seattle sounds so much better now. It'll take a while but I'll get used to the idea."

"You will mom, we won't be far away, we have too much history here, and since everything is ok now we have all the more reason to come back as often as we can. I mean who would've thought dad would be ok with us? I know I never thought it'd happen," I said.

"None of us did. Just make sure you stay in contact with your father. You don't want him to start thinking, it could be disastrous. Ok that's enough of this moving talk; do you two have any plans? I know your day doesn't consist of helping me with the dishes."

"Well the only thing we really had planned was to stop over Ashley house and then after that head over to Stephanie and Chris' house, and then later go out to eat, and somewhere in between all that slip some sex in, gotta have the sex in there," Rita said.

"Of course you do, how can sex not be involved with you two? I would get into that now but that's a discussion for another day. Go ahead on to Ashley's, I can finish up here."

"What do you mean discussion? Now I'm curious, what do you mean by that?" Rita asked.

"Nope, discussion for another day, now get on before I find some housework for you to do."

"You just said the magic words. We'll be by later to change for dinner," I said.

"Don't be back too late, you know how I hate to be late to dinner!" mom yelled after us.

We headed out the door and into the car and drove over to Ashley's. The talk with mom was a little emotional, but refreshing. She didn't care about anything that had to do with sex with either of us of any kind; she was concerned as a mother. It was nice that we got to see so much of that side of her lately, but it made me wonder, when would that other side of mom come out? Her sex life with dad has picked up, but would she try to pick it back up with us? Is that part of our life done for good? I was asking too many questions that it was too early to know the answers to so I dropped it before it became a thing.

We pulled up to Ashley's house to see everyone's cars there, and by everyone I meant Dana, Carina, and Becky. We went up and knocked on the front door, and after a couple minutes of nothing we went around the back and saw Dana and Carina swimming in the pool and Ashley and Becky were suntanning with those big ass shiny reflector things.

"So what you can't hear us ringing the doorbell and pounding on the door?" Rita asked.

"From all the way back here and with the radio blasting? Probably not," Ashley responded.

"Come on get out of those clothes and get in the water!" Becky said.

"We only stopped by for a minute, besides we don't have a change of clothes. We just stopped in to see if everybody was coming out to dinner with the rest of us tonight?" I asked.

"Us? Who's the rest of us? You found some other friends besides us?" Dana teased.

"Yeah if you call Stephanie, Chris and all of our parents other friends, then yes."

"You're gathering everybody to let them know you decided to leave town aren't you?"

"It's not for sure that's why we're gathering everybody. It could be for something else."

"Bullshit something else, you don't have a dinner to tell everybody nothing is gonna change. We figured it out a while back with all the times Seattle kept mysteriously coming up."

Well I guess there's no point in trying to cover it up since you already know, so yeah, we decided to move to Seattle. Don't tell anybody else though," Rita said.

"Relax, we're not gonna steal your thunder, but you are gonna have to pay for our food, and I'm feeling extremely hungry tonight. Where we going to eat?" Carina asked.

"Café Stratos, it's about time we took our parents there," I said.

"If we're taking parents my dad should come, he's gonna be back in town in a few hours and it'll be a good chance for him to get caught up on everything all at once," Ashley said.

"Yeah that's good, invite him, the more the merrier. He might even pay for dinner," I laughed.

"He's definitely gonna pay if everybody will be there. He won't let anyone else attempt to pay the bill or even tip. He might even leave a bigger tip than I did the first time."

"Bigger than ten thousand? Who has money to swing around like that, honestly?"

"My dad does, but he's not snobby rich, he actually gives away a lot of his money to charities and small businesses and working projects and stuff. Last year he

donated over twenty million for housing projects and schools. He's like Robin Hood without having to steal."

"Well tell him to give me some of that money, I'm poor too," Becky laughed.

"He doesn't do it like that, but if someone needed it he'd definitely help them."

"That makes you wonder, if he was always so nice and generous, how did you at one point become all bitchy? Didn't his niceness rub off on you?" Dana asked.

"I blame that on TV shows, and my parents getting divorced, and the whole thing with my brother, it was a lot to handle and I just snapped and never looked back I guess."

"That reminds me, how are things going with your brother?" Rita asked.

"No progress yet, but I'm still working on it. It's gonna take a little more time."

"Who would wanna divorce your father? He's good looking and has a ton of money, unless he's horrible in bed. All the money in the world can't make up for a saggy dick," Becky said.

"Becky what the fuck is a saggy dick? Who even talks like that?" Carina laughed.

"Trust me, you know what it is. If I'm keeping myself looking good for you as hard as that is to do you better be putting it down in bed, I don't want a lifetime

supply of batteries..."

"OK can we stop talking about sex with my dad! Jeez! What's wrong with you! Anyway, you guys said we're going to Café Stratos? What time are we meeting there?" Ashley asked.

"Hey they're your friends, and yeah we're meeting there around eight. If you start now you might be finished getting ready with just enough time to get there," I joked.

"Ha-ha, you have no idea what we go through to make sure we look good," Dana said.

"Yeah I do. Hours of shaving and plucking, picking out clothes, doing hair and makeup, and finally tying it all together just to reject every guy who approaches you."

"I'm not gonna do all that work just for any random guy who comes up to me are you crazy?"

"Yeah but night in and night out, and night in and night out, don't you ever get tired of it? You basically do six hours of preparation for a hundred bucks in drinks."

"They get to see all the work we did too... look but not good enough to touch," Carina said.

"Rita do you agree with any of this," I asked looking for a difference of opinion.

"I never had to do that so I can't say anything about it. One thing I do know is I'm not gonna go through all that work when I know it's all gonna be for nothing in the end," Rita said.

"That's what I'm saying! It's like they're only doing it to be the world's biggest teases."

"When you got it, flaunt it, otherwise you're wasting it," Becky said.

I stared at Ashley again. "Your friends. We just stopped by to let everybody know what's going on, we better going. Oh and before we leave, one more thing..."

I ran over to Becky and grabbed her up, fighting off her little struggles and tossed her in the water. I looked back at Ashley who pretended to wave a white flag and turned back to the water to wait for Becky to come up, and she was mighty pissed when she did.

"Randy what the fuck? I was tanning you jerk. Now I gotta wash the chlorine out of my hair!"

"I'm pretty strong, so I flaunted it. That is what you said earlier right?" I laughed.

"Oh you're a bastard, I'm gonna knock your food on the floor later right when it comes out!"

"HEY! That's a serious statement. There's no water in the restaurant so I don't know where you'll land when I throw you in there. Don't be messing with my food!"

"Just wait, I'll get you. You better hope this smell comes out today or that's your ass!"

"Says the hundred pound flimsy girl, I'll take my chances. See you at dinner."

"You know she's not letting this go until she gets even right?" Ashley said as we were leaving.

"I know, but it was worth it, as long as she doesn't mess with my food, then there's a problem."

As we were leaving I was so caught up in tossing Becky in the water and gloating about it that I didn't hear her get out of the pool and run up on me. She got about ten feet away before my peripheral vision kicked in and I saw her charging me. I turned the jets on and booked out of there like I was getting chased by Cujo, all the while laughing at the situation.

"Yeah you better run! I'll see you at dinner tonight Randy, I'll be waiting on you!" Becky yelled.

I made it to the car way before Rita did and was already inside with it running before she showed up. She casually walked up and got in with a grin on her face like she was trying to hold in a laugh but was about to crack at any second.

"I can't believe you ran from little tiny ass Becky," Rita laughed.

"Hey she caught me off guard, survival instincts kicked in," I responded as I drove off.

"Well I hope you don't leave me behind next time your survival instincts kick in."

"Like that one video where the guy pretending to be Jason came out of the water and scared the two people and the guy pushed his girlfriend in the water and booked it?"

"Yeah, you better not even think of doing that. You stay behind while I get away."

"What? So I'm supposed to stay behind and get sliced up while you get away clean?"

"YES! You're supposed to make sure I'm safe!"

"That goes out the window when we're being hunted by a serial killer! If I start running you better start running too and keep up, and for the love of god please

don't trip and fall."

"I'm gonna trip and fall on purpose so you HAVE to come back for me."

"If he's closer to you than I am when you fall I'll keep you in my memories."

"Unloved. What kind of man wouldn't get brutally murdered for the woman he loves?"

"Go find any man that's gay or not stuck in the friendzone and take your pick."

"I bet Chris would let his balls get chopped off for Stephanie..."

"WHAT? Haha Chris would run and we won't know why until it's too late. Why are we even at Crystal Lake in the first place? We should all die for being fucking stupid!"

"Yeah that's true. Still you should be willing to be decapitated for me..."

"Ok Rita, fine, if we ever get chased by a murderous tall undead bastard I'll make sure to hold him off long enough so you can get away, which will result in my

horrific murder."

"Thank you, that's all I wanted you to say," she said perking up in her seat.

"Yeah yeah, but if Freddy attacks you in your sleep you're on your own."

We drove the rest of the way to Stephanie and Chris' house with me casually glancing over at her and her still keeping that grin on her face. I may have said what she wanted to hear, but if that situation ever came up she better run faster than me and not fall, there's no fucking way I'm walking into a brutal death when we're all most likely dead anyway, fuck that. We pulled up to their house and went in with the keys we'd gotten from them (oh yeah, we all had keys to each other's house now). We went up to Chris' room where they both were laying on the bed all cuddled up together watching something on MTV.

"What's this? Don't even bother to shut the door anymore?" Rita asked.

"What's the point? There's nothing to hide. If we wanted to do anything the door would be locked, but knowing you you'd still find a way to get in," Chris said.

"Yeah whatever, in your matching camo pajamas all cuddled up watching sixteen and pregnant, she's turning you Chris, and you don't even see it happening."

"I like sixteen and pregnant! This show's the shit! I'd watch this all the time even if... ok I can't even say that with a straight face, she tricked me into watching this.

"Tricked, or bribed?" I asked.

"A little of both, but since she's pinching me really hard we won't get into that, owwww!"

"I didn't trick you, I simple asked you if you wanted to watch this with me," Stephanie said.

"Yeah with the eyelashes and boob squeeze and smile, yeah it was all innocent."

"I didn't trick you, whatever. We're getting off topic, did you guys tell your parents?"

"Yeah we told them at breakfast this morning, did you?" I asked.

"We'll tell them tonight. It's better if more people are around," Chris said.

"Good because our parents are gonna be there, your parents, Aunt Lisa, Ashley, Becky, Carina, Dana, and even Ashley's father is gonna be there along with the

rest of us."

"Well. I think that'll be enough people, and with Ashley's father coming he might pay."

"That's what we said, not to mention the big ass tip Denise is about to get."

"What if our parents have a problem, what if they don't think we should go?" Stephanie asked.

"Why would they have a problem? You have to leave home sometime," Rita said.

"Yeah but they only had the idea that you were leaving town in their head, what are they gonna say when they find out we're coming with you? You think they'll be mad?"

"Not even close. They didn't get mad when they found out when you were sleeping together; this is nowhere as big a bomb as that was. They're ok with they're ok with anything."

"You think we'll all be ok there? Just the four of us I mean?"

"I don't see why we shouldn't be. We'll all have jobs, we'd only need a two bedroom place and with four incomes that'll be nothing. We have two cars and more than likely we'll be working in the same area, so yeah we'll be fine. We have to grow up sometime."

"Yeah but how often are we all gonna be able to come back though? The chances of us all being able to get the exact days off at different jobs aren't so high," Chris said.

"It shouldn't be that hard if we ask for the days off ahead of time," I said.

"Yeah, days is easy, I'm talking about if we wanted like a week off at a time or something. Seattle is twelve hours away; it's pointless to just get away for a couple days at a time."

"I guess that's something we can figure out when we get to it I guess."

There was a knock on the door and Jim poked his head in. "What's going on everybody?"

"Nothing, just relaxing, kicking back and watching some sixteen and pregnant," Chris joked.

Jim started to laugh until the title clicked in his head. "I hope you're watching it out of entertainment and not for informational purposes..."

"Yeah dad, just for fun, and torture, I'm being forced to watch it."

"Whatever Chris you picked the channel, you know what comes on mtv now," Stephanie said.

"Yeah. Anyways I came up here to borrow Randy and Chris, we're moving boxes from the attic to the garage and since you're both here it should go a lot faster."

"Why? Everything's up there so neat and stuff, why move it around?"

"Because the shelves in the garage aren't being used for anything other than collecting dust. When Rita and Randy went up there looking for the tapes they

would've been back much quicker if everything was in the garage, there's a lot more space in there for organizing."

"Who are you kidding dad, mom told you to do it didn't she?"

"Yeah. She doesn't want anyone going up there. She thinks it's too dangerous."

"Mom always has the last word. Especially if it involves any kind of manual labor," Steph said.

"Not always. I've won at least two of the last ten thousand arguments. Progress."

"That just proves my point. Have fun being mom's slaves for the next couple hours."

We went to the attic and did a chain line since it was a drop ladder attic so we could get a nice pile of boxes down at a time and then take them outside once the pile was big enough. When we had about twenty boxes blocking up the hallway we each grabbed what we could hold and headed out to the garage, stepping into heat that felt like it rose thirty degrees in minutes.