by JayLikestoRead
Those fucking hated things have NO place in any literature. Ever. For any reason/excuse whatsoever!
Condoms are like taking a bath with your socks on. Went to a Catholic drugstore and asked where the condoms were and the druggist insulted me LOUDLY. Mother fucker thought he was the Pope I guess. Never went back. Story was good. Starting a love life at forty is good. Cheers!
Please continue this story. We want to see the conclusion.