All Comments on 'Cupid Retires'

Very original idea, and funny. Mel may be a good choice but Tom could run with it a bit longer, I think. The loin cloth would probably work for him too.

Brought a smile to my face - good job, sweet story.

Made me smile. Good job DG.

Good to read something and just have a good laugh or smile. It was short and not overdone. As always thanks for a cute story.an avid fan

Surely Phil'the power' Taylor,the world's number one darts player should get the job?What about William Tell as first reserve?

DG,

We need a change how about Sally Field or Meg Ryan both liked by everyone and cute and just ooze girl next-door sex appeal.

Or Catherine Zeta Douglas she would stop anything in its tracks thus never have a moving target to hit. Besides she would appeal to older couples as she already married Michael Douglas has his child and he is old enough to be her dad.

Of course there is Helen Degenerate (sic) or Rosy O’Donnell. Oh wait, they can’t shoot straight.

Maybe one of the new teenybopper heartthrobs who I don’t keep up with. Maybe one that’s already been engaged five times to a couple different guys and a girl, and lives with a Transsexual. Man is that Politically Correct.

Your writing feeds this fools mind. Sorry you have to put up with hearing about it.

Great writing as always.

Thank you.

Ted Nugent? He hunts with Bow and Arrows so you know he can shoot straight. He's already worn a loin cloth on stage. He's conservative, at least when it comes to gun rights. Sure, he may not be all that attractive and a little eccentric, but a he's a musician and songwriter. Besides, nothing says romance like the classic song "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang". ;)

Loved the humor. Thx

BJ