by bloodsimple
If you haven't read Patricia Cornwell, this might not be as much fun, but if you have, you will be rolling on the floor. The writer has nailed the format and style, and has done exactly what a good satirist does. This one is a real 180 from the intensely romantic story posted previously. A very talented and versatile author. More please!
I think you've nailed every single reason I stopped reading her novels, except that I didn't have the wit to write something like this up. Bravo!