by fuzzyb2
We like your stories. But for the german smart-ass I (sometimes) be, let me share some physics . The balloon you invented would have a volume of at least 500 litre (more than 26 gallons). (The cock's weight estimated with 500 gramm, only!) A balloon with the volume of more than a half barrel might dwarf even this cock. ::))))
I loved your analysis... but the balloon was not holding anything up :-) He was holding it down! Made me laugh -- thanks.