by island_man
Her white tongs? What the hell are you trying to say? Do you mean thongs? If you do, are you saying her ass is so big it needs more than one thong? Seek an editor ASAP!
No, no, no. Not at work. Story is not organized nor logical. Too unrealistic. Were you trying for humor or satire? Reshuffle this deck, and you have a real creaming screamer. Or is it a screaming creamer???