All Comments on 'Food, Rude, Nude & Wooed'

Funny, inventive, absolutely wonderful! Good luck!

Great story!!!!

(You described that pee dance pretty good, is it from experience?? ) ;-)

There is nothing quite like this ....you will either love it or hate it! I would have liked more sex and less time in the john, reading about bowel movements doesn't do it for me...

...but very stressful. I was really feeling the poor guy's pain.

RF

Great to see you writing again DG. An excrutiatingly humorous yarn, brought back memories for me of getting lost with only figs to eat... I'm still embarrassed!

Reminds me of my husband... he's always complaining about men's bathrooms and seems to not be able to handle his Taco Bell. *snorts*

Bathroom humor and erotic fun all rolled up in a Taco Bell Chalupa. Lots of fun...great story!!

I'm glad to see you're writing again, even if it is a shitty story. LOL

Totally nuts.

Very realistic and life like! A true literary to credit to when shit actually happens!

Man that was some great shit!( no pun intended) Good enough for publication... SLAY

That was absolutely disgusting yet I have been there and done that. In fact I almost shit in my pants laughing at your story. I think it was the funniest thing I have ever read on Literotica!