That was honestly one of the greatest things I have read in some time. Thank you for sharing that wonderful story and I hope your adventures all end well ^.^
Professional aviator, EE, Aerobatic Flight Instructor, RETIRED. My best quote: So many people to piss off & only 8 hours to accomplish such a task = I am overworked. Said too often: Friend, an airplane will only kill you if you let it. DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!