Freaky Friday

Fuzzy's Mom: Get me some cigarettes.

Fuzzy: This ain't enough.

Fuzzy's Mom: Make it enough.

She kissed me, squeezing my cock. I felt her up and smacked her ass, as she left Fuzzy's room. We headed out to Blondie Mart to get the cigarettes, which is good. A couple of my hoes work there and I needed to pick up the money they owe me. We were blasting Dr Dre on the stereo, in Fuzzy's car, on the way there. We got there and Kristal, the neighborhood drunk bitch, asked for some money.

Kristal: DICKKKKKKK, my baby, can I have some money baby, it's my birthday.

Fuzzy: It's your birthday?

Kristal: What day is it?

I took her in the alley and let her earn it. She knelt down, pulled those huge tits out and wrapped them around my cock. She fucked my cock with her huge tits. I let her do all the work, while I smoked my blunt and watched. Fuzzy sat down and kept smoking, cheering me on. Kristal was good with those tits, she spit on them and rubbed it in, for lubrication.

She sucked my cock head, while she looked at me. She tickled my balls and work those huge tits all over my hard, throbbing cock. She kept spitting on my cock and her tits, while she fucked my cock with them. I just blew some smoke rings and enjoyed her work.

She sucked me real good too. She nibbled on my cock head and sucked it hard. She licked up my oozing precum, while those gorgeous tits of hers fucked my cock. She sucked harder on my head and fucked my cock feverishly, with her tits. I grunted big and dumped my huge, thick load of jizz in her mouth. She sucked it up greedily, swallowing every drop and sucking me clean. I pushed her head off of my cock and pissed all over her face. She loved it, opening her mouth and sticking out her tongue. She was thirsty for it.

Kristal: Bath me in your fucking piss Dick! FUCK, SHOVE YOUR COCK IN MY SLUT MOUTH AND PISS DOWN MY THROAT BABY!!

I shoved my pissing cock right down her fucking throat and pissed down it. She sucked and sucked with her mouth and throat. Damn, this bitch is a freak and I dig it. After I finished pissing, I gave her $20 and we all went in Blondie Mart. My hoes popped up behind the counter, they were fucking, they're always horny.

Kaley: Welcome to Blondie Mart... Dick, hey baby.

Jessica shook her gorgeous, big tits at me.

Jessica: Hey sweetie.

I walked over behind the counter. I laid down and Jessica rode my face while Kaley rode my cock. I wiggled my talented tongue all the way up Jessica's sweet light brown haired pussy. She moaned and grinded on my mouth. Kaley was moaning loud, as she rode my 10 inches, smacking her ass on my legs, as she slammed down on my cock. She played with her C up tits and smiled at me, riding me so good. I slid two fingers up Jessica's well toned ass and fingered it, while I ate her out. I smacked her clit and pulled it, quick wiggling my tongue over every inch of her pussy walls. I pinched her clit hard and she squirted in my mouth, screaming in sexual delight.

Jessica: FUCKKKKKKKKK!! I FUCKING LOVE YOUR MOUTH DICK!!

I swallowed her pussy cream and licked her dry, kissing that gorgeous pussy. She and Kaley switched. I reached up and squeezed Jessica's big, perfect, natural tits, while she rode me like a champion cowgirl riding a bull. She waved her arm and yelled out.

Jessica: HELL YEAH BABY, I'M RIDING THIS BIG ASS COCK BABY, WOOOOOOOO!! YEAHHHHHHH!!

Kaley: Mmmmmmmmm Dick, eat my fucking ass baby.

I was tongue fucking Kaley's perfect tan ass, wiggling my tongue like crazy, eating out her world class ass. I fingered her pussy too, three fingers wiggling in her pussy. I twisted them all deep in her pussy, as I ate out her ass. They both squirted, Jessica all over my cock and Kaley all over my fingers. I licked her pussy clean and put my fingers in her mouth. She looked right at me and licked my fingers clean, slowly.

They both wrapped their tits around my cock and I tit fucked them. It felt so fucking good. I fucked both sets of great tits like a maniac, pounding them super fast. I came all over their beautiful tits and watched them lick it all up, sharing my cum, as they kissed. They let it hang from their mouths, looking at me, smiling and they sucked it up, swallowing it all. They sucked my cock clean and sucked my balls too. We got up and they gave me my money. I kissed them and looked for Fuzzy, I didn't see him, but I saw Wanda Sykes, holding a mop, yelling at Kristal, who was laying on the floor.

Kristal: OWWWWWW, my neck... my back... My neck and my back. I want $100,000...but I'll settle for $20.

Wanda: Bitch, get your punk ass up! It ain't even wet over here.

Kristal got up and I talked to Wanda. She and I are friends.

Me: Wanda, are you working here now?

Wanda: Hey Dick, yeah, Kaley needed some help and guess they figured asked the black bitch, she'll do it.

We laughed and hugged.

Wanda: I'm just helping out. Amazing what trouble you can get into when you like eating pussy... and getting yours eaten. Damn pussy, it's the devil.

We laughed. I like her, she's a cool ass chick.

Me: Well, you need to stick with some dick... from Dick.

I winked at her and shook my dick at her. She grabbed it and slowly stroked it, staring at it, licking her sexy lips.

Wanda: Damn daddy, I gotta admit... I love your fucking dick... Dick.

We laughed again and I kissed her.

Wanda: Come on babe, let's go.

She led me by my cock to a back room. We kissed and I fondled her big tits, rubbing her nipples, squeezing her full, black tits. She's fucking sexy to me. I'm the only guy she fucks. I love fucking lesbians, it's such a fucking turn on. I bent her over a pile of boxes and pounder her hairy black pussy like a jackhammer possessed. I smacked that thick ass and drilled that wet pussy with supersonic speed.

Wanda: DAMNNNNNNNNNN, FUCK MY BLACK PUSSY DICK, TEAR IT THE FUCK UP DADDY!!

I smacked her ass again and squeezed those sexy ass titties of hers. I pinched her nipples hard and pounded her pussy, as she squirted all over my thick cock. I kept pounding it harder and harder.

Wanda: YESSSSSSSSSSSS!! DICKKKKKKK, I LOVE YOUR FUCKING COCK!! I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!

I destroyed that lesbian pussy, jackhammering my 10 thick inches up it, all the fucking waWy like a sex demon. She squirted five times on my cock, and three more times on the floor, as I pounded her tight, thick ass. I love fucking her, she fucking turns me on so damn much. I fucked her tits, while she licked my cock head. I watched her long tongue lick my head and lap up my massive amount of precum.

Wanda: Damn Dick, you taste better than pussy baby.

She winked at me and sucked my cock head. I blasted her mouth with my thick cum. Filling it three times. She swallowed every damn drop, moaning and sucking me clean. She slowly sucked my cock some more, as I smiled at her.

Me: Always a pleasure, pleasuring you baby.

Wanda: You too, sweet Dick. My favorite white Dick.

She winked at me and we laughed. I kissed Wanda and looked for Fuzzy. I saw a hot chick come out of the bathroom. They have a gloryhole in there. She adjusted her crotch and... it was a dude... damn, didn't see that coming. "She" smiled at me and walked off. Fuzzy came out of the bathroom smiling. Oh no.

Fuzzy: Dick, dude, I got sucked off in the toilet. I sat down and heard a chick's voice tell me to stick my cock through the hole. I figured, OK, and she sucked me off. Damn, I love this place.

Me: Fuzzy, I don't think...

Fuzzy: It was great. The best blowjob of my life.

He was smiling, so happy, smoking and bragging about the blowjob. I didn't have the heart to tell him, so I just patted him on the back and we left. Kristal got a forty and walked off drinking it. We walked outside and saw a news van and a crowd. Big Herm had "fucked up" another dealer. I told Fuzzy to watch out. I saw the hot ass news chick from Fox, Christine Devine, interviewing people, so me and Fuzzy walked over. Damn, she's got great tits. Smooth brown skin, big natural tits, nice ass, quite a sexy chick she is. She saw me and smiled, asking if she could interview us. I said sure and told her our names.

Christine Devine: I'm here with Dick and Fuzzy. So Dick did you see what happened?

Dick: Uh, no beautiful, we were in Blondie Mart. I was hanging with my hoes.

Christine Devine: Your hoes? So you're a pimp?

Dick: The best in the biz.

I sweet talked her and got touchy feely with her. She liked it, so I told her to get in the truck with me. She gave her mic to the camera guy and got in the front seat with me, sitting in my lap. She was hot for me, so she quickly took my cock out and shoved it up her sweet brown pussy. I yanked open her blouse and pulled those perfect tits out of her bra, sucking them, slapping them and licking and kissing them all over. I bit her nipples and pulled them with my mouth, letting them snap back into place.

Christine Devine: FUCKKKKK YEAHHHHHH!! SUCK KY BIG TITTIES DICK!!

She rode me hard and fast, slamming down on my huge cock every time. I sucked those big, brown tits into my mouth, looking right at her, sucking them voraciously. Her sweet tit milk shot into my mouth and I swallowed it all. I rubbed her pulsating, brown clit faster and faster, as I sucked those greats tits, as hard as possible. She rode me so hard, screaming in ecstasy. We were rocking the van and I loved it. She squirted all over my invading cock, twice in a row. I kissed her deeply and smacked her ass, as she rode me harder.

I grunted in her mouth and came hard in her pussy, totally filling it with my thick creamy cum. She moaned into my mouth, as some of it oozed out around my cock. We exchanged numbers and kissed. She thanked me for the fuck and told me she would do some ho work for me on the side. King pimp strikes again.

Me: You've got gorgeous tits baby.

Christine Devine: Thanks Dick. You've got one gorgeous cock too baby.

She smiled and winked at me. I smacked her ass and she wiggled it for me, as she fixed her makeup and went back to interviewing people. Fuzzy took his mom's cigarettes to her and came back. He and I were in my kitchen and I was looking for sugar for some kool aid. I told him I couldn't find any.

Fuzzy: Damn, y'all ain't never got two things that match. You either got peanut butter... no jelly... ham... no burger.

We were watching TV in the living room when Kim came in the door. She was looking for Fuzzy, she was setting him up with some chick she knew. She smiled at me and I smiled back. Damn, that chick has a spell on me. She looked perfect, tight, light beige dress and light beige high heels. Her amazing cleavage was on full display. Her long, black, shiny hair so beautiful, those full luscious red lips, so fucking kissable.

Kim: Here's Reba's number Fuzzy, give her a call. He went into the kitchen and called her. Kim smiled at me and sat on the sofa.

Kim: Come sit with me Dick.

She patted the couch, smiling big. I went and sat next to her.

Kim: You know FeeBo has been dating Keisha and he grabbed her the other day.

I put my arms around her, simulating FeeBo grabbing her sister, but also just to hold her.

Me: You mean like this.

I held her, my face next to hers. Fuck, she smelled great. My warm breath on her neck. She moaned, smiling and held my hands. I knew she was gonna be my girl, at that moment. Fuzzy came back after talking to his chick. He told Kim I liked her.

Fuzzy: You know Dick likes you.

Kim looked at me and softly rubbed my face.

Kim: Yeah, but Dick already has a girl.

Fuzzy: Yeah, but he don't like her.

Kim smiled and looked deep into my eyes, those beautiful dark eyes of hers melting my heart. She said goodbye to me.

Kim: I'll see you later handsome.

Me: OK gorgeous.

Fuzzy: Damn, you two need to hook up. It's in the stars or something.

Kim: It might be. It just might be. Bye Dick. Good luck Fuzzy.

She smiled at me and walked out the door, it seemed like, in slow motion again. She's the most gorgeous chick I have ever seen. I was damn sure, gonna make her my girl.

My dad walked in with a bandage on his ass.

Me: What's wrong dad?

Dad: Got bit in the ass today son. That damn Mini Me got mad at me, for eating the last hot pocket and the little bastard bit me in the ass.

Mini Me rode by, on his bicycle, smoking his cigar and yelled at my dad.

Mini Me: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET ASSHOLE!! SUCK IT, CHROME DOME!!

He rode off and my dad yelled back at him.

Dad: FUCK OFF YOU CREEPY LITTLE BASTARD!! IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, YOU'D BE SUCKING WILLY WONKA'S COCK, YOU SORRY OOMPA LOOMPA BASTARD!!

We laughed and he got mad.

Dad: You two get on the porch with all that damn noise. Thank you. Ow, my ass, damn midget..

We went outside and Jenna showed up, fussing. I took her inside and fucked the shit out of her, in my bedroom. I pounded her pussy and ass doggy style and fucked her big ass tits. She sucked my huge cock and squirted all over my cock and balls. She came four times and I filled her ass with my thick seed. She sucked me clean and I told her she had to go, my dad's in a bad mood.

I took her to her car and kissed her, squeezing her ass, knowing this was the last time we would fuck. I was getting ready to dump her when Jamie Lee Curtis pulls up and wanted some weed from Fuzzy. I got distracted and Jenna got mad I was staring at her and drove off in a huff.

Jamie Lee Curtis: Hey Dick, I hear your gonna do a sex story about me and my movie brother Michael Myers. Make sure you put your sexy ass self in it, OK? I want you to fuck me silly babe.

I kissed her and smiled. She smiled back and kissed me deeply.

Jamie Lee Curtis: Make sure you check out Dick The MOTHERFUCKING pimp's story about me and Michael Myers everybody... (I'm smiling)... See you later sexy man. Thanks for the weed Fuzzy.

She drove off. I dig that sexy chick. Fuzzy's friend Reba drove up and I sat on my porch. He went to talk to her and looked astonished. She got out and she was a real big chick. He was expecting Katy Perry... oops. He argued with her but she knelt down and blew him, so he shut up. She sucked him hard and fast jerking him fast and sliding a finger up his ass. Pro Wrestler Ron Simmons came over, looked at them hooking up. Thought about what to say. Shook his head. Looked at them again...

Ron Simmons: DAMN!!

Fuzzy came quick, it's Fuzzy, and she swallowed it all. They exchanged numbers, as our friend Fred came over.

Big Herm and his goons showed up and chased Fuzzy around, all over the place. Fred and I watched and laughed. Big Herm had his giant dildo, to fuck Fuzzy up. They chased poor Fuzzy all over the hood, it was funny to watch though. Fuzzy finally climbed a tree, scared to death and he gave Big Herm his money. They left and Fuzzy came over to us, breathing hard. Mom got home and shook her head at Fuzzy. Kat was right behind her. They both kissed me and went inside

Fred: Damn Fuzzy, he almost fucked you up.

Fuzzy was breathing hard, but answered.

Fuzzy: Yeah... But... He didn't... Damn, I'm tired.

Fred: Too much weed dude.

Fuzzy:... No such thing dude.

FeeBo came over, looking very tIred. He was breathing hard.

FeeBo:... Hey... Dick, I know we're supposed to have a big fight scene and everything, but could we just skip it?... My ab workout didn't go too well and I'm kinda worn out.

Me: Sure FeeBo.

FeeBo: Thanks Dick. I'M DEAD SEXY!!

That was it, I have enough of that shit. I jumped on him and beat his ass.

Me: STOP SAYING YOU'RE DEAD SEXY!! I'M SICK OF IT!!

I beat him up some more and walked off, just as Ron Simmons came over and looked at him...

Ron Simmons:... DAMN!!

He then kicked him a few times and walked off.

FeeBo: (Almost unconscious)...DAMN!! I'M DEAD SEXY...Oh fuck it.

He passed out. Kim came back to my house and took me in my bedroom. We fucked our brains out. She sucked my throbbing cock, as she looked at me with those gorgeous eyes. I ate her perfect bald pussy, making her squirt in my mouth three times. I swallowed it all and kissed her. She rode my rock hard cock, as I played with her big tits. I fucked her doggy style, smacking her perfect thick ass and pulling her hair, pound her pussy and ass. She squirted three more times. She rode me, reverse cowgirl position, as I squeezed her tits. I fucked her tits hard, slapping them pulling her thick nipples and shaking them hard. I came in her mouth twice. She slowed every drop and sucked me completely clean.

I was in love. I asked her to be my girl and she said yes. We fucked some more and came some more and cuddled... pimp cuddle... I was smiling when Jenna called and fussed at me for the last time.

Jenna: I don't know why I mess with your ass anyway.

Me: Me either. WE'RE OVER!!

I slammed the phone down. Fuzzy got a call from Big Herm.

Big Herm: Fuzzy, I had to teach you a lesson, partner!

Fuzzy: Well you can keep your shit from now on. I'm giving it up.

He hung up and laid back on his bed... Smoking a blunt, smiling.

Fuzzy: I was joking... And you know this, MANNN!!

Well, that was my Freaky Friday... It's kind of like Bill Gates says...

Bill Gates: (His arms around two hot chicks.)... Big Pimpin' Bitches... (He walks off with the chicks.)

Peace my people...Cue the music... We out.