by rjordan
rjordan I'll give you 50% each for the amusing and unique aspects of the story as well as my thanks for providing it.
I truely enjoyed the different outlook on things, including death. Since I'm old, too, I may steal your idea for my exit. Beats the Hell out of the usual methods. Thanks for the fun.
Very funny, and utterly impossible to predict where this one was going. Well done!
Thanks, ohio