by CarlLaFong
Thanks for writing a story that has caused me to not only lose my erection; but to not want to think about sex.
i agree with the previous comment, that shit was funny as hell! (snickers)
After endless groanworthy metaphors, I suggest you try comedy instead of erotica. With a 1/13800 favorite rate, it appears the readership agrees.
PS. The term for someone who builds/repairs stringed instruments is luthier.