If It Wasn't for Bad Luck ...

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"Oh! Yes," she murmured.

Then he stopped. He pulled back. Only his breath touched her swollen, achy sex.

"No! You can't stop!" She punched him out of frustration and shouted, "Bastard!"

She grabbed his head and pushed it down while she raised her hips. She ground her swollen clit against his nose. She used him as a masturbation toy. He grinned. He was happy that she had enjoyed his efforts and now, was desperate.

He held back for thirty seconds and then he went wild. His fingers pumped repeatedly, rapidly, and deep into her. He sucked her button like a maniac. She loved his actions and screamed in pleasure.

"Oh. Oh! OOHHHH!"

She orgasmed. Her lean legs crushed his head. Her hips shot up and hit him hard in the nose. His sight became blurry and his eyes became watery. He wondered if she'd broken his nose!

Then, there was silence. She didn't move or speak. He heard the waves crashing on the shore and the seagulls arguing. He looked up at the beautiful blue sky and felt the warm rays of the sun on his body. After a minute or two, he heard a soft laugh and a sigh.

"Ah. That was a good one."

He looked down at her and saw the beautiful smile of a satisfied woman. She said, "Wow! I see you pay your debts in full. But don't mistake the look on my face as one of contentment. I want more.

"Some view great sex as a magical connection, the purest and strongest bond between two souls.

I view it as the minimum that should be expected from a partner. You're off to a good start. Release the beast and bring it home. Fuck me like you mean it!"

"I like your attitude. There's a good vibe between us. You want me as much as I want you, and I want you desperately."

He kissed her with passion. The game was afoot. He cupped her breast. She grabbed his hard dick. He squeezed her ass. She tickled his ball. He bit her lip. She bit him back. He pinched a nipple. She jacked him off. He whispered sweet words into her ear. She talked so dirty, it scared and shocked him.

He pinned her down. She pulled his hair. He stared into her eyes. She held his gaze without blinking. He drove his steely dick into her wet furnace. That broke her. Her eyes rolled back into her head and she gasped loudly, "Oh. Yes!"

He fucked her furiously. She matched his fierceness. They rutted aggressively, like wild animals. They moaned and groaned. Spittle flew from their mouths, but they stayed on task. Seeking release and giving pleasure.

Soon they each were at that sweet moment where they felt they were about to completely lose control. His balls were tingling. Her body was on fire. Her pussy was sopping wet. The ache, the desire to have his dick in her, spreading her, filling her, was strong. She knew she was about to burst.

Their hearts were pounding, they were breathing like marathon runners climbing the last hill. They each felt the pressure building. Then, the wave crashed and they screamed as pleasure washed over them.

"Ahhh. Fuck!" he cried and came.

"OhMyGod!" she shouted. Her mouth stayed open, but no sound emerged. She was lost inside herself as fiery feelings of pleasure shot throughout her body.

Harry drove his dick deep inside her. He held it there as his dick spasmed and fired off sending sperm into her womb.

As the young couple experienced the greatest joy know to mankind, they heard the light, ringing sound of ice tinkling in a glass. They looked up and above them on the top of a dune, stood April. The nonagenarian smiled, sipped her Jack Daniels, and said, "Ahh! I can remember having raw, passionate sex like that.

"Oh, by the way, Harry. Clarisa is a prostitute. A failed actress turned escort. I've always found that a good fuck was the best way to get over a heartbreak so I procured her for you."

April turned and walked away.

Harry was stunned by the old woman's words. His mouth fell open. He had the sad eyes and devastated look that a young boy has after witnessing his dog being run over by a cement truck. He voiced cracked as he asked, "Is it true or is this a cruel April Fools joke?"

Clarisa stood and used her fingers to wipe away the cum that was oozing out of her cunt. She flicked her hand and flung his jism into the sand. She said, "In the immortal words of Shakespeare, 'All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players.' Today, I played a character in your story. I was a woman you met while on vacation. We had a one-night stand.

"We have our entrances and our exits. I'll take my leave now. Goodbye."

She executed a perfect stage actress's curtsy. She tilted her head down, pantomimed grasping the edge of her skirt and pulling it out as she bent her knees and lowered her body. She held this position for two beats and then, gracefully rose and walked away.

Harry sat on his ass and stared at her as she climbed the sand dune and disappeared. Then, he rolled onto his back, looked up at the sky and said, "Who'd have thought, I'd be wishing for one more April Fools prank."

He took a deep breath and released it slowly and then said, "If it wasn't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all."

The End

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AnonymousAnonymous12 months ago

Just bad. A bad concept, badly executed and with too many glaring errors. I feel like you're probably a better writer than this.

AnonymousAnonymousover 1 year ago

I think the end was maybe supposed to be funny? Well, it didn't work. Anyone trying to excuse Grandma on the theory that 'she must have had good intentions' is way out of line. I could go along with that if she'd hired Clarisa to be a one-night stand and then disappear with no one the wiser, but revealing the scheme to him wasn't funny -- it was just cruel. At her age, she ought to know better. The string of unfortunate incidents was funny in a way, but the end ruined the entire story.

Mojo648Mojo648over 1 year ago

Time to get the shot gun out , maybe play target practice, lol

RodimusMikeRodimusMikeover 4 years ago
Hopefully

Was this all just a big joke by his Grandma to humiliate Harry,or was it done out of love to get him over his bad luck streak.Honestly I don't think a Grandma would be that cruel to her own flesh-and-blood to hurt him.

I think she wanted to help him get over his ex Sue,and see life does go on and not wallow in self pity and misery.Grandma may have pranked Harry by hiring a prostitute to fuck him but I think she did it out of love.Clarisa granted may have done it for the money but I think a small part she did it to help Harry cause it was not necessary she have sex with him,she did it because she wanted to.

Some may say this story sucked ass but I think it showed potential.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 5 years ago
Not bad luck - AWFUL luck.

But even a fool would fight back. He abandons his car? Most people call AAA and get it started or towed to a garage and then go home. Most people would throw the girlfriend out, change the locks, bag her stuff in garbage bags and throw them out on the front entry. Then call the police and alert them to the illegal alien in town. Even if he had to take a later flight or skip the vacation altogether. Fall asleep on a toilet? That drunk they would have taken him to the hospital to have his stomach pumped. And Clarissa? After all the things that went wrong, he takes a stranger in the sand dunes? I don't think so. And what Grandmother would be that cruel? This was mediocre and then you killed it at the ending. UGH!

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