by RC_of_Doom
You wrote "We actually cared about minor character Plastic Man." It was the Elongated Man, Ralph Dibny.
Judging from the sheer volume of factual errors in your little essay, I can only surmise that you yourself have not read any of the stories you listed but simply plagarized the blog of some fanboy drunk on his mom's rum cake and pissed because the new Captain America isn't blond enough. Get a grip, Gandalf and go back to playing WoW.
Especially at the part where you mentioned the Mutant Registration Act. Sexy!