by sjmhmttep
Would have been at least 4, but the short, choppy chapters really make it hard to keep reading.
Also, con sider an editor - or at least a human proofreader; there are a lot of places where you have one word where you really meant another that sounds similar - "there" where you meant "their" for example.
And remember: "Dew knot trussed spill chick two ketch awl miss steaks."