All Comments on 'Submissives of Catan'

Hah, amazing <3

Great! According to me, the creators of the Catan boardgame should develop a new expansion, using these magnificent phrases as advertisements:

"Oh, all right," I grumbled. "A sheep, and a wheat, and a blow job."

"That's fair," Duncan agreed. He built a SHIP using my SHEEP, heading into the unknown sea.

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Cute and happy characters. Serenity and peace of mind. Submissives of Catan sounds much more relaxing, compared to the usual tales about loser husbands betting their wives at poker/ strip poker. A sequel would be welcome. <3 <3 <3

@Norway_1705

Glad you enjoyed this outbreak of bonkersness! More stories with these characters will happen, but I think I've exhausted my range of gaming puns. I struggled for ages to make a reference to Discworld: Ankh-Morpork (more pork, geddit?) before giving up.

Future stories will generally be loving friendly BDSM - but on the other hand I'm sure they'd enjoy lube hockey or lube wrestling.

For the uninitiated, you need a large inflatable paddling pool, and *water-based* lube which comes as a bucket of powder, so you can make a few pints of it. Yeah, there's a story there...

Clever, very clever! I particularly admired the balance between explaining too much for those unfamiliar with the gameplay, thereby boring true gamers, and allowing context to rule, letting the game flow smoothly. Well done! Now to search out more stories featuring these folks. Thank you for sharing your talents with us. 👏🥰🤓

Meh. The pages of puns made for a boring end to what had been an interesting build-up. 3 stars.

Can't help with the "Ankh-Morpork" part, but DISC is a corporate psychology tool that originated as a femdom-utopian political theory. There's your BDSM angle!

Round here there's always snickering at "got wood for sheep?"

A sexy and entertaining read while stroking mah jong!

Excellent comment, @naturiste !

Fun, cute story. I like board games, the bad puns were amusing. Next time I play with friends, this story will likely cum to mind... too much? :)