by Rob_mDear
Alexxxis is terribly flattered,
Feeling that she finally mattered.
Could it be true?
Is it taboo?
Her thoughts are truly scattered.
Rob says he's getting up in years,
I doubt that he has any peers.
He wrote a ballad,
He knew it was valid.
He writes like William Shakespeare.
Rob M'Dear writes to humorize,
About a girl he must idolize.
She has little nips,
Same as her hips,
But it was her kitty that got exercise!
So thank you again for this treat,
It was so fun, so kind and sweet.
I like your older age,
You are like a sage,
But I don't want your heart to overheat!
Thanks Daddy!!!
Alexis
My comment didn't retain the limerick form. Arrgh. I hope you can figure it out. :P
Alexis
It elicited more than a couple of chuckles. Alex may be blushing but your work is something to be proud of.
You expressed so beautifully what so many of us older men feel about the most sassy, high spirited and talented young Alexxxis.
I never realized how hard it was to write limericks until she laid down that challenge and tip my hat to you sir for doing it so humorously and with such panache.
There was old man Rob
Flattering alexxxis was his job
I too am flat
Wetting my twat
Dreaming of alexxxis and Rob I sob
Venus,<br/><br/>
I think the term "flat" is a try at distraction,<br/>
It's just an excuse to avoid satisfaction,<br/>
To skip out on fucking<br/>
men who know tit sucking<br/>
is done not for them, but the woman's reaction
This is one of the most innovative stories/poem/ode that I have ever read.
Your willingness to take chances like this mark you as one of my favorite authors. Look forward to more surprises. And here's to more humor. The world good use it.
I dream of a threesome with Venus.
Who can tell us who is the leanest?
Rob is the judge,
Give us a nudge,
The pointer he uses is his penis.
I pause to read stories 'bout "Hotties" -though I can't recommend, the way most of them end, I like this one because it's just naughty.... ------well, I can't format but what the hell...thanks for the chuckle!
A threesome stirs feelings inside me /
I love thinking you would both ride me /
But while two would be fun /
I do have just one! /
So I'm not sure how you would divide me...
* * *
Of course, you'd show love for each other /
Affection I'm sure you'd not smother /
And I would gladly watch /
With a tall glass of scotch /
While the show would help me to recover /
* * *
Twelve limbs, six lips, one threesome path /
Four tits, two wet slits, each gets one half /
Of two inches... times seven! /
(Okay, minus eleven...) /
Good Lord, threesomes take way too much math!
* * *
Well, I'm ready and willing to start, /
To have you two tear me apart, /
We also all know, /
"What a way to go!" /
Since I'm sure you'll both break my weak heart! * * *
Robbie, I know you are the best,
At describing my meager chest.
I don't have much up top
Didn't cause you to stop,
From putting your tongue to my crest.
Thank you so much for this ditty,
You know what it does to my clitty.
If only I knew
How Daddy could screw
I would flown to his city.
Love, Alexxxis