by True North
Look a Beaver is a very industrious water loving mammal,who decided to call the female genital hirsute area that must have been a city twat.You really are up against the Earth loving people of England,after all we do have Stonehenge which nobody really knows one definate fact about.Anyway good luck with the competition.
or rather getting busy IN a beaver. Great Story! *slaps tail on the water's surface in applause*