by IraBumblefield
You implied wife was virgin, or very inexperienced when they first got together. Most natural things fit into Bell curve.
70% fit under curve, 15%above and below curve. According to numerous studies average erect penis-under the curve-is 5 to 6 inches. That means her husband's THICK-guessing that is above curve-7 inch penis is larger than close to 90% of penises. Yet she calls his ORDINARY.
Only explanation for that would be she had been doing extensive research studies of her own.
Serves him right-knew a guy like him one time. Knew his wife also. Innocent Catholic girl when they married. She found out he was running around on her and I took to consoling her in bar one night.
She finally had someone with whom to compare him. Let's just say she no longer calls him Big Daddy Ike as he refers to himself.
Oh and she compares him over and over and over to me.
Being a quarter Cherokee, the rest Scot-Irish she has taken to calling me Totem.
You know what was funny about this tale?
Nothing.
Still got four stars
Thanks Ira