by GrantLeeStone
I used the "Dim Mak" on my uncle who was eating a Big Mac, but it didn't appear to do anything to him. He retaliated with "The Vulcan Death Grip" which surprised me immensely. I had to deck his balls with my knee to break his grasp as he fell to the floor in agony. I duck taped his hands, feet. and then his mouth. My aunt came into the kitchen and had to laugh to see such a sight. We made out, then I took her from behind against the counter.