by JimGrinsted
If I were not for the Southern boys who join the Army and Marines, the NYC rich would be learning Arabic and their women wearing Burkas.
Anon#1 -- Glad you liked the story.
Anon#2 -- It's the way people spell when they're drunk.
Anon#3 -- Since when are these stories supposed to be politically correct?
...because it's funnier than anything already there.
While I, and I am sure many others DO appreciate all those who did serve no matter what "stereotype" they may represent; There is more to this country than just the "Southern boys" and "NYC county rich". I am sure that there are many who would be dammed before they would watch themselves forced to learn Arabic and their women wear Burkas. Not against the side that will not stay at least neutral anyway.
At any rate, it was a story, I imagine that was part of the humor element that the author added that was commented on by the author. The part with Miss Meth was pretty hot.
You got it right. The "hillbillies" are a story device, not a sociological observation. I needed rural poverty to make this story happen. Setting it in Westchester County just wouldn't work.