by Original_Hooder
(((1 mile) * ((5 feet) squared) * pi) / (6 milliliters)) * 1 week = 37 508 917.7 years
^^ Quite some time in hell...
So I actually calculated how long it would take him to fill up the container with sperm. If we multiply the high end of the male ejaculate by 2, and he comes once every week, it would take him 90,362,234 years to fill up the container
Damn this was so good! Yup that boy is definitely suffering it wouldn’t be hell if he wasn’t lol