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And then Tzali slapped him. He staggered.
My lady! He exclaimed. I was merely defending your honor!
You were trying to kill a slave that cost a hundred chits, you cockmonger, you foolish braggart, you... Tzali paused as Count Shonenrival stepped backwards. Behind her mask, her eye swept over his body. I noticed that the smug prick was actually posing slightly. Arching his spine in just the right way to draw attention to his bulging thong. I bit back a growl of pure fury as Tzali shook her head, then continued. You knave! You-
Please, m'lady! Count Asshole Von Gonnadie swept himself into a deep bow. Let me make it up to you and your prize...gladiator... and your servants. I am the Paladin earmarked to defend this land against pirates and raiders from other houses and the Hu-Mans. Let me at least wine, dine, and entertain you. He took her hand, then kissed her knuckles. It would be my most glorious privilege.
Opal, seeing my expression, kicked me in the shins.
It looked like we were going to be the guests of honor.
Goodie.
- COMMENTS
Fenris4206 months agoI've just started reading your series and I'm enjoying it very much. I like the premise, the unique antagonists, and the characters. I'm also getting most of the references and am able to easily dismiss the rare grammar and/or editorial misque. Can't wait to see where the story goes. 5/5*
DragonCoboltover 5 years agoAuthorThanks! The Naked Weapon was one of my popular stories, and I'm glad to see people are still enjoying it! ^_^
ArcTalyxover 5 years agoI started this series expecting another generic SF story. I am so glad I was wrong. From the obscure pop culture references (The Legend of Zelda quote was perfectly timed), to the humorous introspection, to the well done character development, this is a gem of a story on Lit. Well done. There are a few grammar glitches, missing/repeated words mainly, but they are rare enough not to take away from the tale. I am really enjoying your creativity.
taco1085almost 6 years agoI have to say I enjoy your writing style. I am going to have to look up your other work on Patreon... thanks for a great read...
DragonCoboltalmost 6 years agoAuthorAll the stories I write for free lack an editor, as it's just me. They're basically first drafts, used as a way to entertain and gain fans who I hope will then buy my money-charge stories, or become Patreons for. All the stories I charge money for either have a professional editor (Purgatory Wars and Worldshard) or I at least have friends read through them (my Disunited Front books.)
As for chapter length, I can only write so much per week. Remember, I'm working on multiple simultaneous projects: my free work, my work published on Amazon, and by day job!
Now, I was bitten by a radioactive Harlan Ellison in my youth, but even my writing speed cannot be pushed THAT far. :)
