All Comments on 'The Naughty Cucumber'

Oh, to be that cucumber, what a thrill...

...the only one that wanted to be a Cucumber. Great story, thanks.

I laughed aa I read this! You have a wonderful imagination!

Great job!

very good imagination

You just made my day :D LOL!

I wonder if I can eat a whole cucumber while it is inserted?

Dave.

Well done! fun to read, yet still the right amount of eroticism as well.

Very funny

Funny, cheery and kinda hot, more erotic stuff should be like this ;)

That was hilarious. Made my day 👍

Great idea. Very fun!

This was awesome, too funny!

Looks like they ripped off your idea for Sausage Party.

Very creative too

Well written and fun.

Salad anyone?

Awesome read. Very witty and creative. Who ever thought the life of a cucumber could be so interesting. This will surely make me chuckle next time I go to the supermarket. Great job.

Great read! It reminded me of a time in line at the grocery store and the young woman ahead of me who was buying a large cucumber, ky jelly and a twelve pack of beer...

It was a fantastic original take on sex told from a unique perspective. Sometimes don't we all wish we were cucumbers.

Genius story! Brilliantly inventive, and great writing...

Don't get me wrong, I also found this tremendously arousing... mmmmm.

(Ever since my uninhibited college girlfriend... back when we were both in college I mean, lol... showed me how she sometimes masturbated with veggies, I've been a dead sucker for the potential of a nice cucumber.)

But I truly enjoyed the inventive whimsy of this adorably sexy story! Brilliant...

This story is freaking awesome