All Comments on 'The Perfect Loving Wives Tale'

Erotic satire ... it could be a new category.

JUST JOKING!!!, great satire!!!!

what exactly those comments were. I would have liked the story if both the wife and husband weren't so braindead. I realize you wrote them like that for a reason and that the story would not work otherwise. Still my sense of humor did not find that funny. I assume that is what you were going for. Humor?

This belongs in the new section under DUMB--ASS--STUPID--Duh.

the story itself or the commenters who completely missed the point and became parodies of themselves.

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I'm also not sure if the funniest moment was doing it on the teeter-totter or this line:<br>

"Bobby Ray obliged without hesitation, driving his five-inch thick adamantine dipstick deep into her ovaries. He reached around to squeeze her swollen fun-bags while she reached back to grab his huge grape-fruit-sized balls."

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Oh, and by the way, Debbie should be slowly tortured to death for betraying her husband by having sex with the other girl.

This is a typical response by some wimp Brit( under a different name naturally) The dumb ass brit has been trying to write stories that have wimp brit husbands in it ( just like he/she/it is)And he/she/it wants to show that he/she/it is really macho. What does the wimp do? he goes out of his car to fight a man who was just looking for a ride to a gas station. Man that's real macho. If it had been me there with the gas can. I would have whipped his scrawny ass, fucked the two women and banged him in the ass...Take that you dumb ass brit wimp marriedwithballs@yahoo.com

and the "over the top" language was very,very funny.I can't work out why he kicked the ass of the guy who asked for a ride to the nearest gas station,so perhaps it is old American custom to do so.

you were at least able to recognise that the full package as you see it, was not really appreciated. you think making fun of all those who care and gave you an open opignion makes it better? if I want somebody to shit me of course this is the place I'm coming. Instead of learning something you selfcentered bastard you still think you're the only one who is always right. forget it your strange kind of humour or erotic is really unique.

Should have put this one explicitly into the Humor & Satire category — some readers don't understand the game without a scorecard!

I think you touched all the bases.

I forget who wrote it but someone else tried a story like this or at least something similar. But in their case they were taking the mickey out or the readers. You seem to be taking the mickey out of the writers. Not a good way to make friends and influence people. 50% for the attempt at humour zero for the content. But if writers look at their work they will see them selves in this story somewhere.

Just from the perfect description of human chattel in only the second sentence of this story...<p>

"...she quickly stripped off her modest full-length wool dress which she usually wore when she was unaccompanied in public..."<p>

...I knew I'd be laughing my ass off. It promised to be a perfect rip job on Literotica's self appointed Morality Police.<p>

Turns out I wasn't to be disappointed. There was so much more...<p>

"...she was tempted to touch herself, but quickly shook that thought out of her head – that was her husband's job, and his alone."<p>

I about fell out of my chair at that one, I laughed so hard. What a great description of The Walking Dead.<p>

"That's for later, honey-bunny! You know that."<p>

"Oh, I know, dear," Bobby Ray laughed good-naturedly, giving her a peck on the lips and heading for the bedroom to change. She turned to watch his tall manly figure and sighed loudly. She was so lucky."<p>

His "tall manly figure"...she "sighed loudly"!!!<p>

Bwaaahaaa!! This is fuggen KILLING ME!!<p>

"Bobby Ray, a muscular former Marine and award-winning body-builder, simply glared at them and flexed his biceps and all three of them literally peed in their pants, rushing out of the club in shame, with no violence necessary."<p>

BWAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, stop!! I'm dyin' here...Nooooo, it's not like we haven't seen a buttload of lame stories like THAT, have we?? Internet bad asses who paint themselves as Chuck Norris, replete with gun play, threats of violence and other manly acts of brain dead onanism?<p>

Yes, that sort of lameness is as common as dirt here.<p>

"Before the happy couple left, arm in arm, a pretty young blond single woman, with a smile that made it obvious she had a heart of gold, asked them if they could give her a ride home, as her date had been a bit too forward with her."<p>

Her smile made it obvious she had a heart of gold...<p>

Hooo, fuck, this might be the best story every written on this site.<p>

"Debbie couldn't help but admire his good looks and the large bulge in his slacks. She quickly looked at her even more handsome husband standing beside her and immediately forgot about the young man completely."<p>

This is seriously the most I've laughed in I don't know how long. This is just awesome.<p>

"After Debbie came twice, screaming 'lick my slimy pussy you lesbo slut!' at the top of her lungs, they dried off and Bobby Ray followed them into the bathroom. While the blond girl climbed onto the bed and lied back to pull her ankles behind her head, Bobby Ray whispered to his sexy wife, 'I like it when you use those dirty words, pooky, but you know that those are only for special nights like tonight, right?'<p>

Debbie kissed her caring and sensitive husband deeply and replied, 'Oh, of course, honey. I only say those things because I know you like it. And thank you for letting me fully satisfy my curiosity about being with another woman. Believe me, I have no interest whatsoever in doing this sort of thing ever again.'<p>

And Bobby Ray looked into her eyes and knew it was true."<p>

Poetry in parody.<p>

Kicking the one poor unsuspecting guy's ass, solely in an attempt to prove to himself that he wasn't gay? Fondling his own 10" x 5" sledgehammer of a cock (in a manly fashion though, natch) while "pooky" referred to it as his "ramrod"?<p>

Perfection. This whole story was just perfect; perfect, and sorely needed here.<p>

Pacullia, I've pretty much grown tired of submitting stories here. This is mainly due to the mean spirited pettiness of select morons here who live to crap all over everything with their stupid comments and moral judgments...on a website devoted to fuck stories!<p>

This story of yours though, I dunno, this one was so refreshing that I feel I need to give you fair warning: Don't be surprised if you log in here one day soon and you see an homage story from me, with your nic in the title. I may just have to do a similar story to this one and if I do, believe me, you'll be given all due credit.<p>

Excellent, excellent job. Thanks for the huge laughs. Best read in a month of Sundays, this story...

You hate happly married couples, the rest of your stories display your disdain for monogamy or any semblence of life short of total debauchery. No wonder you have fans, good luck.

have ever read. Of course once you get past Dick and Jane this could be the next primer.

If you have a partner male or female. Just take a moment to ask them if they want to stay with you. Your stories indicate to me that you don't really care to be with one person at a time. So if your current partner isn't into swinging or swapping they they better be aware of your leanings.

Clever response.

You win the prize for the most hilarious sentence of the month. Keep up the fine writing!

"Put that giant cunt-plow into my fuck-hole, you über-stud!"

This story is too goofy to be believable.

At least is was short.

Thru out the story the husbands name was Bobby Ray except toward the middle of the story when he became "Bobby Earl". At least be consistent.

not even close.........

5 stars.

Just seemed goofy to me. Not bad just goofy.

You meant that to be funny, but too much of the trash posted daily in LW reads exactly the same. Those authors truly think their garbage is erotica , don't know it's ridiculous.

Hilarious and nailed it.

It’s kind of sad that you wrote this 12 years ago yet the LWives stories still gets the type of comments that this story satirizes though. Literotica needs to do a better job of moderating those type of ahole commenters

Hey, how many twelve year olds do we have on this site?

Parody?