by Slirpuff
carrying his strong moral fiber into his adult life.
...and there's always a grifter there to steal the baby's lollipop.
a funny family frolic and I hope for your sake that Danny doesn't read Literotica smut.
Not telling the children that the sucker was poisoned was stupid. Even more stupid was expecting children for whom candy was a dream treat to resist eating candy even if told it was poisoned. You can't fix stupid. I would hope that parents, or even pet owners, would have sense enough to actually read the warning label on any kind of poison or other products or plants that they allow in their homes. I know accidents happen, but preventable accidents don't have to happen at all if people take adequate care.
Speaking from experience, Danny knows he didn't eat it and that one of his siblings did. 'Wonder how many other things he got blamed for. Loved it.
In a rustic environment(read country) where I spend my summer days as a kid, I saw one of the most bizarre things in the World, just like that:A stupid brat ingested a bit of rat poison, and they(a mother and his older siblings) tried to make him puke!They made him drink a ton of water and it wasn't working, one sister had a brilliant idea:"You need to give him something disgusting to make him throw up!". His not so bright mother put him on the floor, put her ass out squatted above his face and made him drink her pee.A minute over he was throwing all over the place, but to this day, I am very glad it worked.I fear what she would do if that didn't worked...
So why didn't the poison affect our hero? Maybe because he wasn't an ant. Remember, it was ant poison, not kid poison. Oh well.
I still got it.
Five Stars
the original Terro ant poison was arsenic in corn syrup.
On that particular day I was gloomy but after reading your piece I was wreathing on the floor laughing my guts out.....hahaha
Thanks for sharing.
I think a lot of kids go through something like that. Not eating poison necessarily, but doing something bad and either blaming, or letting the blame fall on someone else. And then lying their little asses off to make sure nobody ever finds out the truth. I know I did. Looking back now it seems like no big deal but I remember being scared out of my wits at the time. Of course the fact that my Dad was threatening to “whip the pants off” whoever did it might have helped create that fear. Sixty years later and he still doesn’t know. And I am NOT telling him.
Great childhood story. What would you give see Dan when he gets the stick and letter.
I did something to my older brother, my dad was looking out the kitchen window as I cold cocked my brother. No lying my way out of that one, the old man only ever spanked me three times and always just used that big hand. My parents didn't believe in that old bullshit about "wait till your father gets home." It was dealt with as and when it happened. I suspect Danny knows who ate the sucker, if he hasn't come for revenge it'll just be a few Corona's and a lot of laughs. This story was just another slice of life before life got too big. Signed: BTW
Someday he will open that box to find a note in little letters along the length - 'REVENGE IS NEAR SUCKER' !
Stupid but good laugh, all the things I did that with all my reasoning should have killed or harmed me or others. And it did put people off, because of my odd mind set.....Well I'm still here kind of....lol again...