There Must Be A Mistake Ch. 28

Zoie yelled, "Daddy, stop that this instant. What would you like for breakfast? I will make it for you. You are going to walk me down the aisle, and you will be alive when you do it"

"If it's not too much trouble, can I have a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich on toast?"

"How would you like your eggs? Do you want it scrambled, over easy, over hard or sunny side up?"

"You know how to do that now?"

"Jennifer taught me how to cook. I am a really good cook because of her help, thank you."

"Really Jennifer, she knows how to cook?"

"Zoie cooks dinner for us every other night Dycke. She has made my life much easier, with the kids running around trying to blow up the house."

"Mom, Richard, and I are not playing with explosives yet. When we begin using them, we will tell you."

"I think that's very kind of them Jennifer. At least you will know when you will not have a roof over your head."

"Don't fool around Dycke. They did Payne's hypersonic aircraft in six or seven minutes. They did the entire engineering section of Spacecraft 2 in a few hours, with only one flaw, which Teddy fixed. Between these two, and Newton, I don't know what the world will look like in 10 years."

"Here's your breakfast dad. Since you didn't answer my question, I put one of each type egg on your sandwich, separated by cheese and bacon. I cut it into quarters, because there should be enough cholesterol to clog at least eight major arteries."

"I thought you said I would live to walk you down the aisle?"

"I didn't say you had to eat it all, did I?"

"Gordon, what did you do to my daughter? She even knows how to debate with an adult."

"If you can't debate in this family Uncle Dycke, you will never get a word in at the dinner table. My dad makes sure we all have to join in, and these two runts are great at it."

"We are not runts. I am five, and Richard is 10."

Dycke said, "That's right, next week is your birthday Gordon."

There was a collective yell, 'NO.'

Zoie screamed, "Oh God, I forgot your birthday. I'm going to miss your birthday."

She screamed again, and ran to their bedroom crying."

Gordon said, "Don't worry about Zoie; I've got her under control."

Dycke and Payne looked at him as if he was insane. No one controlled Zoie, no one, except maybe God, and she had to be having a good day.

As soon as Gordon was out of sight, Payne yelled at her soon to be dead husband.

"How could you do that? Everyone knew to keep his birthday a secret so Zoie would leave without thinking about it. Another 25 minutes and we would have been gone. Thanks to you, she will be a basket case all the way to Paris and back."

"No one bothered to tell me about this secret. I didn't know. I feel like an idiot now, but it would've been nice if somebody told me."

"You didn't tell him Payne?"

"He's been so busy this week, and we have barely seen each other."

"Well then, we can't blame Dycke for this incident. We have to blame it on a lack of communication between the two of you. Let's hope Gordon can pull off a miracle."

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Gordon walked into their room to find Zoie crying on their bed. In his most authoritative voice he said, "I want you to stop that this instant."

"I can't, I feel like an idiot."

"If you don't stop crying Zoie I will go outside and walk away. You will not be able to say goodbye to me either."

"I don't care, I forgot your birthday, and I didn't get you anything for it."

"How can you say that to me? You give me 'you' every day. You give me your love and affection every day. You give me comfort and companionship every day. We talk for hours about anything and everything and I love it. You fill my heart with joy, and love like no one else in this world can. How can you tell me you didn't get me anything for my birthday? How wrong can one person possibly be? How wrong can you possibly be Zoie?

Look at this morning, we walked and talked for two hours, and I can't remember one word we said. It doesn't matter, because I was with you; the only person in the world I want to be with, the woman I love, and adore. You are the woman I want to spend my life with, and you are giving up your life and friends here on earth just to be with me. How can you tell me you didn't give me anything for my birthday? You give it to me every single day. Something wrapped in a pretty package means nothing to me. If I don't have you, I have nothing.

However, since I am the wonderful person I am, I bought you a going away present. I have it wrapped in pretty paper for you to admire, and then tear apart to see what's in it. I will give it to you after you take your shower. Someone smells a little stinky. I believe now would be a good time to take care of that little item.""

Zoie raised her hand to hit him, but he caught it in time.

"You could have made that sound a little nicer."

"Did you want me to tell you that you smelled like a buffa-pie?"

"No, that wouldn't have worked either. I'll take a shower and be right back."

"Remember to take your clothes off."

"Are you looking for a beating this morning Mister Luck?"

"No Hitting!"

"There has got to be a way to get even with you."

Gordon smiled, "There sure is."

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Zoie walked back into their room wearing her robe, and a little towel on her head in the form of the turban.

Gordon said, "I want to look at you one last time, before you leave me."

Zoie threw her robe at him, as she did a pirouette.

"You are stunning Zoie, positively stunning. I was the luckiest man in the world when you fell in love with me."

A tear form in her eye, but Gordon kissed it away.

"No more crying. This is a happy day. You are going to get your wedding gown, and we are going to get married soon. We may be apart for a few months, however after that; we will be together for the rest of our lives. How many couples can say that, and mean it."

"I love you so much Gordon. You make my heart sing."

"Would you like your present now?"

"Yes please, because we are running out of time."

"I think everyone will understand if we are running a little late."

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Payne said, "In a little while you will hear my darling daughter scream. Don't worry about it. She is being introduced to one of the many pleasures of married life. My parents were introduced to it by their parents, and I was introduced to it by my parents. My husband was introduced to it by his parents."

Dycke's eyes opened wide. "You have to be kidding me."

"No, I took him to the sporting goods store myself."

"Would somebody care to explain to me what is about to happen?"

"It was a tradition in both our families Even. The bride is introduced to the paddle, before her wedding day. Five smacks on each cheek, and it brings her to heel. After a short period of time, she gets to hit the groom. It becomes a game between them."

"If you look at the size of Even's hands, he doesn't need the paddle. He covers both cheeks of my ass with one swat."

Payne said, "You are one lucky woman."

"Yes I am."

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Zoie reached under the bed and found a huge box. It was wrapped in gorgeous paper with two huge bows on top. She loved it instantly, and jumped on Gordon to thank him.

"Baby if we start that, your parents will come in here and take you away bodily, while you are still impaled. Let's open your present, and I hope you love it, because I know I did, when I purchased it for you."

The paper was so pretty Zoie didn't want to ruin it. She started taking the tape off one piece at a time, until Gordon said, "We will be here all day if you do it that way."

She attacked the paper and ripped it into shreds. She pulled the top of the box off, only to find layer after layer of tissue paper inside.

"This is one of your games Gordon. You put a small box in here, with another diamond in it. It's probably a necklace, so I'm going to have to go slow to find it."

Gordon got off the bed, and stood behind her. He kissed her neck and said, "I can't hide anything from you can I? You know me so well."

Layer after layer she slowly searched for the little box containing her necklace. As she reached the bottom of the box she screamed, "NO!"

"Yes!"

Gordon picked her up by the waist and said, "Your mother was kind enough to show me the right size, shape, and density. She said you listened at her door long enough to know how she was disciplined and how she disciplined your father. It is fun sometimes, other times it is painful. This time it will be painful, because you are not use to it. You will receive five swats on each cheek, and they will smart for several days. I hope you enjoy them as much as I will give them to you."

"You bastard."

"You know both my parents, so it's not possible. Don't get me angry, because I may hit you harder than I anticipate hitting you."

"Do I get to hit you?"

"In due time you get to hit me. You can ask your mother about the rules. She said something about getting even with you for listening at her door."

"Somehow I knew she was going to do this to me."

Gordon trapped her legs between his, and pulled her arms behind her back to keep them under control.

"Are you ready my love?"

"What do you think asshole?"

Before she knew it, her right cheek was on fire and she screamed.

"Am I still an asshole?"

"Fuck you."

Her left cheek joined her right, and the pain was excruciating.

Gordon did not ask her any questions as he continued with the second through fourth blows. He was not putting any power behind them, because he did not wish to hurt her. The way she was reacting, you would think King Kong was hitting her.

"Am I still a bastard my love?"

"No, you are the love of my life. I will never defy you again."

"Why did you just lie to me? Both you and I know that you will."

"I just want the pain to stop."

"There is only one more to go, and you've done very well. When that is over, I will put some cream on your backside that will help the pain go away. I have not hit you with any power at all, and I never will. This is for fun, and not for punishment. Are you ready for the last one?"

"Yes."

He hit her on both cheeks, and had her stand up.

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"Didn't that sounds wonderful Dycke?"

"It seems like the boy has talent with the paddle."

"Jennifer, you must make sure when Gordon packs, the paddle goes with him."

"Don't worry about it Payne, I may use it on another male in the Luck family."

I said, "Why is everyone looking at me? I am always the perfect husband, and Jennifer is staying here."

"Dammit, I forgot about that, but I still have six weeks to get even with you Even."

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"I'm going to make you feel better now Zoie."

He began kissing and licking the reddened areas of her tender ass, until she started to sway. He turned her around spread her legs and attacked her center. Her clit was hiding under its hood, so he attacked it vigorously. Licking and sucking on the labia the surrounding area. It didn't take long for it to come out to see what was happening. As soon as it did, Gordon sucked on it, and nipped it gently.

Zoie screamed. This was part of the spanking she did not expect as her going away present. However she was not going to refuse it either.

Gordon had become an expert at bringing her to orgasm and she was closing in on one. He put two fingers of his left hand at the entrance to her vagina, and as she grabbed his hair, and raised up on her toes, as a preamble to her orgasm. He pushed both fingers into her. As soon as he felt the rough patch on the top wall of her vagina, he began rubbing fiercely.

When Zoie couldn't take it anymore, she pulled on Gordon's hair until it hurt, and screamed in orgasm.

She still had one problem. Her fiancé was not finished with her. He pushed her, onto the bed, put her knees over his shoulders, and attacked her with his mouth, and hand again.

Zoie was still inflamed by her first 'Big O', and it was not going to take her long to reach the second. Her hips were helping his tongue and fingers make contact to all the pleasure receptors inside her of vagina. All she could see where the colors of the rainbow spinning in her head.

Gordon had one more treat in store for her or was it for him; he wasn't sure. He wet two fingers of his right hand, and began running them between her cheeks. He would pause and play over her crinkly star, but she never seemed to notice or move his fingers away. He continued wetting his fingers, and the crinkly area, until they were both saturated, and waited for the explosive moment.

Her clitoris was redder than a chili pepper, and his continuous biting of it was not helping her situation. The rubbing of her G spot was taking its toll on her senses.

Finally, she reached sensory overload and began screaming, "oh God, oh God, I'm cuming, I'm cuming."

As her hips left the bed, and her mouth opened to elicit the first sound of her orgasm, Gordon shoved the two fingers up her virgin ass. The scream that would have reached the top of the musical scale, now breached it, and a whole new musical scale would have to be introduced.

Zoie lay on the bed, in the halo of her hair. She was wearing a smile as wide as the Mississippi is long.

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Jennifer said, "That didn't sound like a scream of pain emanating from the end of the paddle Payne. I believe my son may have subdued your daughter in a totally different manner."

"He only told us he had Zoie 'under control.' He didn't say how he did it."

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As she returned to the here and now, Zoie looked into Gordon's smiling eyes.

"Are you feeling better now baby?"

"Yes, much better, but my ass still hurts."

"Turn over, and I will take care of that also."

He opened a tube of Voltaren analgesic gel and spread it gently over her reddened cheeks. After a few moments, Zoie said, "You better give me that stuff to go away with, it's taking the pain away."

"I fully intended to give it to you, plus one more tube, just in case the pain lingers longer than I expect. I think you have to go to the bathroom, and clean up again. Afterwards, we will think about dressing you for your trip."

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"Are you ready to go?"

"Yes I am, but I'm not sure about my rear end."

"Do you think shoes would be good?"

"Gordon, you are truly a pain in the ass."

"This time I have the paddle to prove it."

They marched to the kitchen holding hands, and Zoie still had a smile on her face.

Payne looked at her daughter and was amazed.

She asked Gordon, "What planet are you from?"

"I don't know, but I sure hope to find out."

Dycke said, "We are running late people, we have to leave."

"Considering the upheaval in the house this morning, 8:02 AM is not very bad."

"Dad, you ate the entire sandwich?"

"No, I gave half to the dog."

"We don't have a dog dad. You better go to the Doctor when we get home. I shudder to think what your arteries are going to look like. Did you enjoy it at least?"

"I was so hungry; I would have eaten a brick."

Gordon said, "Aunt Payne would you like to borrow this?"

He showed her his new paddle.

Payne grabbed it, and Dycke yelled, "Goodbye everyone, I'll see you in December."

He was out of the house four feet in front of his wife running for his life.

"My mom swing's a mean paddle."

Zoie went around the table kissing everyone goodbye. They were walking towards the SUV when she said, "I can't leave without saying goodbye to Delicious."

"We have time Zoie. Look down the street, your father is still running away from your mother."

"My dad is still faster, but with that paddle in my mother's hand, he has the incentive to run faster still."

They walked across the street, up to Delicious door, and were about to knock, when she opened it.

"Good morning Zoie, Teddy told me you were coming."

"Isn't it wonderful to have an early warning system of your own?"

"I don't know Gordon what do you think?"

"I think she's the most precious thing God ever created."

"Gray and I agree with you. Ever since she told him how to fix the problem with that fiber, he doesn't stop playing with her."

"Do you realize how rich our brothers are going to be, because of these two fibers? Dad believes in 10 years or so they will replace steel in the building process. If you think of the ramifications of that, not only in the building industry, but in the way of pollution control, and the use of coal and other fossil fuels, it could bring it down by seven or eight percent on its own."

"Harold, and Patti's process is working phenomenally in cleaning up the atmosphere, and now this. One day, the skies will really be blue again, permanently."

"Zoie, we have to leave soon."

"I'll be there in two minutes dad. Did mom catch you?"

"I will never be slower than your mother. Ouch dammit, that's cheating. I will get you tonight when we get home."

"I'll look forward to it."

"Your mother and father are weird."

"You just spanked me, because of my mother, and you're calling them weird?"

"You just spanked Zoie?"

"It's a long story sis. We just stopped by so she could say goodbye to you, Gray, and the kids. Let's make it quick, before her parents bring the paddle over here."

"Newton come here, Zoie wants to say goodbye."

"Goodbye Zoie, I will be at your wedding in December."

"You better be, or I'll come here, find you, and beat you up. I want you in a tuxedo just like your dad."

"Okay, what's a tuxedo?"

"Your mom will tell you."

"Let's go find my other two children."

There they were, in Teddy's bedroom, lying on the floor. Gray would roll to the right, and Teddy would follow him. Gray would roll to the left, and she would do the same. Gray said opposite. He would roll to the left, and Teddy would roll to the right. Gray said handstand. He went into a handstand, and miraculously so did Teddy. They went down on the floor and rolled around a few times, and Gray said, "Stand on head." Gray went into a handstand, lowered himself onto his head, and put his hands out to the side.

Teddy looked at him, went into a handstand, and very shakily, put her head on the floor, and her hands out to her side.

Gray said, "All fall down, and Teddy rolled onto her back laughing."

Everyone's standing at the door applauded.

Gray picked Teddy up, tickling her belly, and making her laugh. He brought her over to her mother, who was not amused.

"We have an acrobat in the family dear."

"If she hurts herself, we are going to have a eunuch in the family dear."

"Isn't mommy funny Teddy?"

"Daddy, Teddy have fun."

"Zoie came to say goodbye. She's going home today."

"Zoie home tomorrow. Engine go sleep."

"We have many cars Teddy. She can take another car."

"One engine sleep, Zoie home tomorrow."

"Okay say goodbye with a big kiss."

"Pretty dress, like mommy."

"I hope so Teddy, I really do."

"Gray, tell Payne what Teddy said. I have a bad feeling about it."

"So did I babe. I was already on my way."

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Payne saw Gray approaching, and went to say goodbye. After a quick hug and kiss, Gray didn't let her go.

"Payne, Teddy said something strange, and most of the time she's right. Actually, she's right all the time. She said that Zoie's not going home today. She's going home tomorrow. One of your engines is going to sleep. In my mind, it means something is wrong with one of your engines. Before you take off, would you please check both engines out very carefully? I don't want anything to happen to the three of you. It would devastate us if it did."

"Gray the engines were just overhauled less than 700 hours ago. They are good for another 29,000 hours before they even have to be looked at again. These are Rolls-Royce best, and I can't believe anything could be wrong with them."