All Comments on 'Thoughts of Heather'

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Privates1stClassPrivates1stClassalmost 11 years ago
Mom, this banana smells like pussy...

How do you explain that to your kid? Maybe, "Some gal must have used it at the grocery store." Or, "It's a female banana." Naw, how about, "I was so horny that I had to fuck myself with it?"

Good, quick story.

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