Uncle Vern Plays with Me - Redux

Just then, one of our favorite songs, "Everybody Ought to Have a Maid" started up, and we had to sing along. A couple of the choice lines, which mean more to me now than they did a decade ago, include:

Wouldn't she be delightful

Cleaning up

Leaning down

Wriggling in the anteroom

Jiggling in the living room

Giggling in the dining room

Wiggling in the other rooms

Puttering all around the house

We both laughed and giggled when the song was over, causing my bosoms to do a little wiggling of their own.

"Speaking of having a maid," UV intoned, "would you fetch me another beer?"

"I'd be delighted, kind sir," I said, reluctantly breaking contact with UV's dick, but anticipating my return trip, this time with my jiggling bosoms fully bare. As I left the room, I raised my hands over my head, softly singing the song as I danced along with an exaggerated swivel to my hips. My boobs were definitely swaying left and right, and I was hoping that this would show UV some good side boob from the back. I think I succeeded, since I heard muffled "Damn!" from behind me.

I was so hot that, once I was around the corner, I couldn't stop myself from giving my nipples some good hard tugs - and then I felt a mini orgasm grip my pussy. I had to stifle a moan, and worked to control where my fantasies were going. I did a quick spin, feeling the air rushing against my bare tush and pussy. Would UV ever learn I was commando? My boobs jostled each other when I came to a stop, sending another jolt to my nips and clit.

With a new beer and another chilled glass, I rounded the corner and did my best saunter. I tried not to look at my boobs, but the sensations from my bosoms as they swayed left and right and up and down told me enough. That, and the hungry expression on UV's face. I was humming the song again, and as I got to the side table, I whispered, "Wouldn't she be delightful, cleaning up," as I removed the empty glass, then, "Leaning down," as I repeated my previous, slow beer pour.

The difference, of course, was that this time, UV did not have to strain to see my turgid nipples down my blouse - my nips were right there, no more than a foot away from his eyes and his hungry mouth. Although I kept my hands rock steady, I managed to wiggle my hips just a bit in time with the tune I was still humming, with the effect that my hanging boobs swayed gently before UV's mesmerized eyes.

Snapping to attention, causing more boob wobble, I repeated, "There you go, sir, and please remember that tipping is appreciated by the staff!"

"Speaking of the staff," UV mumbled, then out loud, "Thank you again, oh, most talented maid. But I just remembered, Toots, that I promised you a second opinion regarding whether or not your boobs match each other. Remember, I have training as a respiratory scientist ..."

"And studying chests is your specialty," I filled in for him, with a smile.

Then he continued, "So, stand right there for a bit." I stood still, waiting to see where this was going. "Hmm - your breasts do look quite similar from this distance, but I think I need to study your tits a little more closely. Sit on back down."

I looked at his soft sweat pants, and the enormous bulge of his cock was clearly outlined through his jersey-like material. Also visible was a wet spot from my pussy! I wanted him so bad! With my heart racing, I turned around and wriggled back into UV's crotch once again. He was so hard!

"Now, this might take some time, so why don't you pretend I'm not here," (right!) "while I study your tits a little more carefully. That's right, just watch the movie."

The first step was that UV looked first at my left bosom, then he shifted me on his lap (oh, that was good) while he studied the right tit.

But then, Uncle Vern started to cup my boobs with his big, strong hands. I gave him a questioning look and he "explained", "Now Sugar, I spent a lot of time with Cindy's doctor, and he explained that this is an important part of matching one tit to the other."

More BS, for sure, but I just replied, "Well, okay, do what you need to."

"I just need to feel whether your breasts have the same weight, you see," he continued.

Then, he began kneading my young, firm DD tits, "explaining" before I asked, "Now this tells me whether they've got the same density - very important. They do feel quite good in that regard."

Next, he was twirling both of my nipples between his fingers. "It's also important to see that your nipples match - that your nips look the same and feel the same when they are perky. Just relax, Toots, I need to do my due diligence if you want an informed second opinion on your tits and nipples."

Relax! It was all I could do to control my breathing and the twitches in my pussy! By now, I figured that UV and I were on the same page - that he knew that I knew that this whole breasts and nipples exam was just an excuse for him to play with my tits and tweak my nips, and that I was willing to let him do so - but we both kept playing our parts. "Okay, UV, I do want to know that my boobs match each other and especially that my nipples do. Those nips have become very important to me."

"I understand, I understand. The importance of matching nipples that reliably get perky when properly stimulated cannot be understated, I can tell you from personal experience. Now," he continued, "that's all very good, from what I can see and feel in this position, but I really need a more close up look. For that, I need you to turn around and face me."

Oh, my! This could get very interesting! "Okay, UV, I do want you to have all the access to my boobs and nipples that you need." I stood up, turned around, to face him, then straddled his legs and gently sat down on his thighs. My pussy, naked since I got dressed in the morning, was now just barely covered from his view, and my swollen breasts and aching nipples were now no more than half a foot from his face. "Tell me, UV, how do they look?"

"Don't rush me, Toots, don't rush me. These things take time. I must admit, you have a very fine looking pair of tits. But how is their suspension? That is critical, too. Tells me about muscle tone and such. So, I need you to perform a couple of tests for me, okay?"

"Um, whatever you say, UV."

"Alright, now, lean forward a bit and get your balance." I pulled my knees up on the chair to support myself. "Okay, that's good, it lets your boobs hang away from your chest a bit, which is important for this test. Now, get a good hold on each of your nipples. Thumbs and index fingers, so I can see the ends of your nips. There that looks good - very good in fact. Now, pull your boobs out to the side by tugging on your nipples. Hold tight to your nips, Sugar. That looks about right. Now, on three, pull out harder until your nipples slip from your fingers. Ready? One, two, three, pull!"

Wow! It was one thing playing with my tits and nipples in front of Angie, it was quite another performing for UV! When my nipples slipped from my fingers, my big boobs swung back together with a soft slapping sound, then bobbled for a few seconds before coming to rest. My nips sent a bolt of electricity down to my pussy and I clenched my legs tighter around UV's.

"Good, very good Toots. Just three wobbles, and both boobs looked well matched. And I think it's clear that you have a strong connection between your nipples and your pussy. Very important and good to see. You're still alright, aren't you, Toots?"

"Mmm mmm" was all I could manage, while shakily nodding my head.

"But that only tested the east-west sway of your breasts; north south is just as important. So, first straighten up a bit - good, now get hold of your nipples again, just like before - good, good" then, in a whisper "oh, so very good," then back to normal voice, "Now pull your nips up so that you raise your boobs toward your shoulders. On three again, pull hard so your nips slip out of your fingers at the same time again."

I did as told, pulling up sharply on my nipples until my precious buds slipped free of my grasp. My breasts bounced down, then up and down a few more times. "Oh, oh my! ..." I couldn't help but react as another set of even stronger twitches shot through my pussy. I wanted so much just to let go, to give myself another nipple orgasm, to have Slim Jim, or long, fat UV deep in my vagina - but this charade was so intoxicatingly erotic that I could do nothing but wait to see what would happen next, with UV as my director.

"Oh, my is right, Sugar. Very nice responses from your boobs - another good three wobbles, well matched. And from the look of your nipples and areolas, all of your nerve endings are working well. See how your areolas are crinkles up? Not just your nipples? And even parts of you lily white breasts are knotting up. Most excellent."

"Um, yes, I see," I managed, while looking down at the swollen globes of my breasts and at my super hard nipples. "Are there - are there any more tests you need to do, UV?"

"Toots, the most critical tests are the ones where I test you nipples more deeply."

"But you've already touched my nips dozens of times, UV, what more data do you need?" I mock protested.

"Oh, but Sugar, that was with my fingertips testing with your nipples. Yes, fingers are very sensitive, but I have found that my lips and even my tongue are finely tuned instruments for exploring the quality of a pair of nipples. So slide up a little closer ... yes, very good."

My poor pussy was so wet I could almost hear it smacking as I edged further up UV's thighs. But try as I might, I could not fully close the gap between my hungry, naked pussy and his bulging dick. Amazingly, my skirt continued to hide the fact that I was commando underneath. Just a few inches of air and the thin layer of his sweats between my sopping lady parts and his hard dick!

Then I suggested, "You know, UV, it might be easier if you leaned this recliner back a few notches."

"Right you are, Angel, capital idea." He eased the chair back and finally, by spreading my legs as far as they could go, I made tangent contact between my naked pussy and his rigid, cloth covered tool. "Um ... yes, Toots, this ... uh ... does give me excellent access to your nipples." My DD boobs were now hanging just inches from UV's cheeks. My nips were on fire, and I could see sweat forming on poor UV's brows. I wanted nothing more than to rock back and forth on his meat while he tongued my nipples, but the game wasn't there yet. And I was really enjoying the tease factor.

"Yes, alright ... First your left nipple. Lean down another inch and shift a bit." I did as told, letting my turgid nipple brush the edge of his lips from the right side until my nip was just below his nose and barely touching his two lips. I was so excited I had to fight from trembling!

"Okay," he said, while brushing my aching nipple to get the words out, "here we go." First, he gently surrounded the rigid pylon that was my left nipple with upper and lower lips. Closing his lips a little, he leaned in a fraction, and I could feel his lips touching not only my nipple but also my areola. I fought to control my breathing, which might have broken the contact between his lips and my nipple.

Next, he closed his lips a little more tightly so that he could gently suck my nipple a little deeper into his mouth. Then, there was the end of his tongue rubbing back and forth over the end of my nipple! "Unnnh ..." escaped from my mouth as my body spasmed and I realized that I had, in fact, involuntarily rotated my hips in a way that rubbed my naked clit partially up the length of UV's twitching cock.

"Very fine ... very fine mouth feel ... for your left nipple, Toots," UV managed, his breathing ragged as he, too, fought for control.

A minute passed while we both recovered, both breathing hard, my boobs wobbling slowly up and down.

"Well, then, let's see about that right nipple," UV intoned. He wasted no time in moving his mouth to my right nip, which he sucked hungrily between his lips, teasing the sensitive end of my aching nipple with his tongue. Again, I clenched my legs around UV's thighs as I felt my juices escaping from my wide open pussy. I felt UV lift his hips slightly, which pressed his dick against my lady parts, but neither of us moved beyond that. I was sure I was further wetting his sweats. But at this point, I didn't care. Maybe I wanted to.

"Very nice right nipple, Toots. Very stiff, very responsive. But there are two more tests to see whether or not your nips are perfectly matched. I'll need to touch your boobs with my hands, though - alright?"

"Knowing whether my nipples match is really important to me, UV, so if you need to touch my boobs, that's okay." With that, he raised his arms up between my own, and I once again felt his strong hands on my trembling melons.

"You remember playing thumb war when you were younger, Toots? Well, I like to call this 'nipple war.'" With that said, he grasped the outsides of my boobs in each hand, keeping his thumbs on the cleavage portion of my tits but near my nipples, then torqued my boobs together by pulling in toward the middle with his fingers and pressing the inner aspect of my tits towards my sternum with his thumbs. Basically, he twisted my breasts toward each other so that my nipples were no more than half an inch apart. Looking down into the mile of cleavage that this created was both mesmerizing and tantalizing!

"Okay," he said as he pushed my breasts even harder, bringing my rigid nipples into contact, "one, two, three, four," oh, god, he was tweaking one nipple with the other! "I declare nipple war!"

Then, he proceeded to use my right nipple to push my left nip up, pressing it slightly into the upper side of my areola, while the right nip yielded a bit by bending downward. The sensations coursing nip to nip and nipples to pussy were beyond amazing. That, and the feel of UV's warm, strong hands on my boobs, and the hungry look in his eyes. I couldn't help it - I tried to be subtle, but I had to feel more or UV's dick on my pussy lips. Ever so slowly, I rocked my hips forward and down, feeling his hardness on more and more of my womanhood, reveling in the sensations as I slid up the cock that I wanted so much more of.

"Yes, that's very good, Toots," UV whispered, although I wasn't sure exactly to what he was referring. "Both nipples seem to have the same degree of turgor - neither nip yields to the other. Now, let me press your nipples into your breasts." With a little more torque on my boobs, he tried to line up the ends of my nipples with each other. "Well, I guess your boobies are just too firm for that to work, so let's try this," he said, as he pushed my nips toward each other, eventually bringing the length of one nipple into apposition with the other. The puckered ends of my nips were like two pencil erasers squeezed together lengthwise.

I rocked my hips slowly back down, my breath catching as my hungry pussy lips tried to spread around UV's pulsing rod. I was incapable of speech.

"Once again, your nipples seem perfectly matched. But to be perfectly sure, I'm going to have to test them with my mouth once more - but both together this time, so there is no guesswork comparing one minute to the next."

As that concept worked into my addled brain, I questioned my ability to maintain control, so I started to protest, "Do you really ..."

But by then, it was too late. UV had brought his mouth up to my hanging breasts, parting his lips and, indeed, sucking both nipples into his mouth at the same time! The feel of his teeth and tongue on my very sensitive nips had me panting, doing my best to hold back. My pussy went into automatic, sliding up and down the length of his cock with no pretense of subtlety. I thought, if he doesn't stop right now, there's no stopping my body from a full on, mind bending orgasm!

But he did stop. He pulled his face away from my tits, then closed his eyes to shield his mind from the erotic tableau of bulging boobs and super stiff nipples. At the same time, he pulled his hips back to break the contact between my pussy and his twitching dick. I wasn't sure whether to scream in frustration or to thank him for not taking it that last step - for ending our little charade by moving on to orgasm.

"God, Toots, your big tits and stiff nipples are amazing - and perfectly matched - but ... I've got to stop before I - well, I've just got to stop. I - uh - I think those beers - um - I'd better have you get up so I can use the bathroom."

As I pulled away from him, I couldn't help but notice the wetness on his sweats. I felt proud and embarrassed at the same time. It was only later that I learned that guys can leak seminal fluid without experiencing a full blown orgasm, and it turns out that UV took that as the explanation for the wetness, never dreaming (at that point) that I had been rubbing my buck naked pussy against his stiff cock.

"Okay, UV," I managed as I felt my boobs wobbling as I dismounted, "I guess I'll use the upstairs bath myself." With that, I grabbed my top and, and with weak knees, made my way toward the stairs.

"If you're chilly, Toots, bump the AC up. I do want you to be comfortable."

"Okay, will do," I replied. As I climbed the stairs, I looked back to see UV just getting out of the chair. I guessed that he didn't want me to see his huge, bulging boner and didn't guess I'd take a backward look. My nipples crinkled anew at the sight. But how could I get those sweats off to really get a good look?

When I was done peeing, I waited to hear UV flush. I wanted him to see me bouncing down the stairs. And I had also hatched a plan to get UV naked.

It was taking a long time, and I began to wonder whether UV was pleasuring himself - I sure hoped not! I wanted to feel his seed pulsing into my sopping, clinging love canal. Or at least I thought I did; I liked the way the phrase sounded in my head anyway! But maybe he wouldn't want to go that far with his beloved niece. I needed a contingency for that, too.

So, I plotted and waited, standing by the mirror, admiring my succulent boobs while I idly played with my nipples, keeping them nice and perky, while swinging my right leg back and forth to massage my clit. UV told me later that it's all but impossible to pee with a boner (who knew?), and I had definitely given him one! But I was just waiting and hoping he'd save all of his love juice for me.

Finally, I heard the water running. I counted to ten, then flushed and washed myself high and low, even giving my boobs a wash in cold water (more on that later). The cold really knotted up my nipples, and I gave those hungry nips another pull as I watched in the mirror. I opened the door, then controlled my anxious walk to the top of the stairs. I heard the creaks from the chair, confirming that UV was settling in, then (with my top still in my hand), took the steps in a sort of two at a time fashion. I rose up on my right foot, then as I dropped down, I barely touched the next step with the ball of my left but then came to a full stop on the second step, repeating all the way down.

Was that an inspired move! My boobs were bounding wildly up and down, left and right, and it was amazing to feel them bobbing around. I was already wet again! Poor UV just stared, open mouthed. I crossed the floor and stood beside him for a second, my bosoms finally settling down, before he came to and patted his thigh, indicating that I should sit down.

As planned, though, I started to pull my top back on, explaining, "Gee, it's cooler down here than it was upstairs."

"Oh, Toots, you don't need to put that on. Here, just sit back down on my lap, like usual, and I'll keep you warm. I do want to buy you those jeans, but I really need to look at your awesome, naked tits and those perky nipples while we watch the end of the movie, okay?"