T, I salute your salacious creativity. This posting is a testes-moan-ial to your writing skills. Made me laugh out loud! Truly a great job, the apple did not fall far from the tree of knowledge.
I was born in the Midwest, but have traveled extensively throughout the United States and Canada. Currently I am full-time camping throughout the United States and Canada and spending my time writing for both fun and profit. Books with longer stories such as the kind posted on...